I was on the phone to Libra+Love this morning when my 10 year old sat on my left knee and dislocated it. I throw the phone down in pain (as you do) and screamed. My 10 year old picked up the phone and told Libra+love to call the ambulance. She then ran up stairs to get Kinghtrider69 (who got up slowly). Whalst she was up stairs I managed to put my knee back in place. I tryed to call Libre+Love to tell her not to worry she said she had called 999 and they were going to call me back. When they called I told them it was okay now.
This has been a problem I have had since I was 11 years old. It use to happen almost every day but stopped when I was 21. Well untill now. I did not think it would go back in but after a struggle I managed to do it.
Thank you again Libra+love and I hope it never happens again.
Just to let you know this happened at around 10 this morning and my hubby has only just come down stairs and it is 310pm. No he hasent ask how I am.
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ouch!
ouch!
and double ouch!
:therethere: my eyes are watering just thinking about it!
ouch!
and double ouch!
:therethere: my eyes are watering just thinking about it!
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Did you have to 'pop' it back in like Mel Gibson does ........... you know..... find a hard 'object' and give it a good whack!!!........We'll have to rename you Lethal Weapon ... hehehe
Yes I did have to put it back in myself but not by hitting it up against a tree. I just had to lift it up and push it in and yes it did hurt.
Hubby has cooked dinner tonight so I dont have to do very much. it is very brused now and will hurt for a couple of days but my worry is will it gpop out easly again just like it did when I was younger.
:( One extreme suggestion is to have something sharp with you at all times ( ie, not knightrider69's reactions ) then when it pops again, slice the flesh open, soak up the claret, then superglue the wound, and bandage - in case of infection, uncover the wound to flies ( or purchase a few maggots from a fishing shop ) and cover, checking daily. As soon as the smell has gone ( along with the dull and dark wound ) to be replaced with a bright clean wound, cover and change dressings as normal, until healed.
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
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One extreme suggestion is to have something sharp with you at all times ( ie, not knightrider69's reactions ) then when it pops again, slice the flesh open, soak up the claret, then superglue the wound, and bandage - in case of infection, uncover the wound to flies ( or purchase a few maggots from a fishing shop ) and cover, checking daily. As soon as the smell has gone ( along with the dull and dark wound ) to be replaced with a bright clean wound, cover and change dressings as normal, until healed.
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
No thanks to much hassel. I think I will just cut off my leg then it will never happen again. Thanks for youir kind words. If you need any help with your health then dont call me I will just laugh at you. No more bbqs for you then honey.
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One extreme suggestion is to have something sharp with you at all times ( ie, not knightrider69's reactions ) then when it pops again, slice the flesh open, soak up the claret, then superglue the wound, and bandage - in case of infection, uncover the wound to flies ( or purchase a few maggots from a fishing shop ) and cover, checking daily. As soon as the smell has gone ( along with the dull and dark wound ) to be replaced with a bright clean wound, cover and change dressings as normal, until healed.
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
No thanks to much hassel. I think I will just cut off my leg then it will never happen again. Thanks for youir kind words. If you need any help with your health then dont call me I will just laugh at you. No more bbqs for you then honey.
Best laugh I've had all day- TY - it was only me being a :rascal: - and in all seriousness ( now, finally ) :therethere: :therethere:
:kiss: :therethere: BTW, buy your daughter something nice for keeping her head, and I'll send smoking muff to punish knightrider 
:lol: Quote by Kit-Off
One extreme suggestion is to have something sharp with you at all times ( ie, not knightrider69's reactions ) then when it pops again, slice the flesh open, soak up the claret, then superglue the wound, and bandage - in case of infection, uncover the wound to flies ( or purchase a few maggots from a fishing shop ) and cover, checking daily. As soon as the smell has gone ( along with the dull and dark wound ) to be replaced with a bright clean wound, cover and change dressings as normal, until healed.
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
No thanks to much hassel. I think I will just cut off my leg then it will never happen again. Thanks for youir kind words. If you need any help with your health then dont call me I will just laugh at you. No more bbqs for you then honey.
Sympathetic lot aren't they...... :therethere:
Oh and by the way useful tip if you decide to cut your leg off in the end......
Cut it above the knee!!!! :doh:
Just in case you're blonde
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One extreme suggestion is to have something sharp with you at all times ( ie, not knightrider69's reactions ) then when it pops again, slice the flesh open, soak up the claret, then superglue the wound, and bandage - in case of infection, uncover the wound to flies ( or purchase a few maggots from a fishing shop ) and cover, checking daily. As soon as the smell has gone ( along with the dull and dark wound ) to be replaced with a bright clean wound, cover and change dressings as normal, until healed.
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
No thanks to much hassel. I think I will just cut off my leg then it will never happen again. Thanks for youir kind words. If you need any help with your health then dont call me I will just laugh at you. No more bbqs for you then honey.
Sympathetic lot aren't they...... :therethere:
Oh and by the way useful tip if you decide to cut your leg off in the end......
Cut it above the knee!!!! :doh:
Just in case you're blonde
Im not blond and not girly at all. I enjoy fixing cars etc so I think I might manager to cut in the right place.
Smokerjim is not sympathetic at all a little might have been nice hay.
Quote by Kit-Off
One extreme suggestion is to have something sharp with you at all times ( ie, not knightrider69's reactions ) then when it pops again, slice the flesh open, soak up the claret, then superglue the wound, and bandage - in case of infection, uncover the wound to flies ( or purchase a few maggots from a fishing shop ) and cover, checking daily. As soon as the smell has gone ( along with the dull and dark wound ) to be replaced with a bright clean wound, cover and change dressings as normal, until healed.
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
No thanks to much hassel. I think I will just cut off my leg then it will never happen again. Thanks for youir kind words. If you need any help with your health then dont call me I will just laugh at you. No more bbqs for you then honey.
Sympathetic lot aren't they...... :therethere:
Oh and by the way useful tip if you decide to cut your leg off in the end......
Cut it above the knee!!!! :doh:
Just in case you're blonde
Im not blond and not girly at all. I enjoy fixing cars etc so I think I might manager to cut in the right place.
Smokerjim is not sympathetic at all a little might have been nice hay.
Do you want me to pop round and give you a hug and hug you to show how sympathetic I really am? - All joking aside, honest
Quote by smokerjim
One extreme suggestion is to have something sharp with you at all times ( ie, not knightrider69's reactions ) then when it pops again, slice the flesh open, soak up the claret, then superglue the wound, and bandage - in case of infection, uncover the wound to flies ( or purchase a few maggots from a fishing shop ) and cover, checking daily. As soon as the smell has gone ( along with the dull and dark wound ) to be replaced with a bright clean wound, cover and change dressings as normal, until healed.
Bish bosh - job's a good 'un!
No thanks to much hassel. I think I will just cut off my leg then it will never happen again. Thanks for youir kind words. If you need any help with your health then dont call me I will just laugh at you. No more bbqs for you then honey.
Sympathetic lot aren't they...... :therethere:
Oh and by the way useful tip if you decide to cut your leg off in the end......
Cut it above the knee!!!! :doh:
Just in case you're blonde
Im not blond and not girly at all. I enjoy fixing cars etc so I think I might manager to cut in the right place.
Smokerjim is not sympathetic at all a little might have been nice hay.
Do you want me to pop round and give you a hug and hug you to show how sympathetic I really am? - All joking aside, honest
Yes please that would be nice. Knightrider hasent. I love hugs and I really need one :kiss:
:kiss: Quote by Kit-Off
Should I ask Kit Off if she would prep my car for it's MOT? I know it needs the rear wheel bearings tightened, headlight adjusted and a new lamda sensor
I could do some of if you need ant help then bring the car over.
OMG - I'm feeling guilty now, getting a woman in pain and discomfort to do something I should manage myself......
oh well, start as you mean to go on - and I started a Loooong time ago! :lol2:
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That must have heart like hell trying to put that back in! OUCH :cry:
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Kit awwww I didn't realise you really needed a hug :therethere: :therethere:
Hope thats gone someway to easing your pain....
Now smoker jim, on the other hand, is a real shit(even if he did roll about laughing at his last post)
I cant say anything nasty about smokerjim as he has come over to my house and gave me a hug. Thanks sweety
Quote by Kit-Off
Kit awwww I didn't realise you really needed a hug :therethere: :therethere:
Hope thats gone someway to easing your pain....
Now smoker jim, on the other hand, is a real shit(even if he did roll about laughing at his last post)
I cant say anything nasty about smokerjim as he has come over to my house and gave me a hug. Thanks sweety
I don't know .. you hurt your knee and smoke jim gets to hug you . I think he's got the better end of the deal there ..tell him to fix his own
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...... cheers for the loan of your camera, got a proffessional in instead. Check the new avatar.
The only comment i can think of is......
Hello Ladies!!!!
hwoar: :smitten: Quote by niceguysdoexist
Kit awwww I didn't realise you really needed a hug :therethere: :therethere:
Hope thats gone someway to easing your pain....
Now smoker jim, on the other hand, is a real shit(even if he did roll about laughing at his last post)
I cant say anything nasty about smokerjim as he has come over to my house and gave me a hug. Thanks sweety
I don't know .. you hurt your knee and smoke jim gets to hug you . I think he's got the better end of the deal there ..tell him to fix his own
Kit-Off, cheque's in the post, ok? BTW you do accept cheques from the Bank of Bungee, don't you?
nice guy, there is a simple way to turn me into the most dangerous man in the world - give me some tools, and tell me to fix whatever is broken. Kit-Off knows this and that's why she offered to do it for me - for the safety of the world!!!
:rotflmao: Without sounding dead boring,sounds like you've stretched your of the few things you can do apart from getting surgery is to build up the leg the quads and teardrop on the inside of your leg just above the makes your knee more stable by supporting the weakness but doesn't get rid of the problem
Could be an even better reason to work-out in the best possible way.
Best of luck with it either way.
Could be an even better reason to work-out in the best possible way.
Best of luck with it either way.
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Without sounding dead boring,sounds like you've stretched your of the few things you can do apart from getting surgery is to build up the leg the quads and teardrop on the inside of your leg just above the makes your knee more stable by supporting the weakness but doesn't get rid of the problem
Could be an even better reason to work-out in the best possible way.
Best of luck with it either way.
Steve, I know from painful experience, that a dislocated kneecap ( patella ) is unmistakably just that. The sight of the patella creating a bulge at a right angle to the joint is a stoater of a clue - and after the first time you usually get the knack of correctly diagnosing it in the future ( and unless I am mistaken ( a possibility, I know ) Kit-Off did mention at the start of this thread that she had not broken some kind of dislocation cherry.
