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'The A-Z of Sexual Fetishes',

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D is for Dogging
What is dogging? Dogging is a pack activity. Each pack has its own rules and culture. I will relate just one night with one pack. Some may be true of other pack some not.
The pack began to gather as the light was fading. The pack arrived in ones and two. Sound could be heard coming form some of the cars. What was going on was not clear.
By the time it was dark the pack had become large. Then it started, the display began. At first it was tentative, loose clothing. the alpha females sat on the front of cars swinging their legs. Then the alpha males started to move closer. As the alphas displayed to one another others started to peel back shirts and start to display. The alpha males started to mate with the alpha females. The others looked on. The other males began to display their ablity to mate by masturbating. Other females began to select males and joined in the mating rituals. Each male did his best to attract and female and thus enhance his status within the pack. Then the females started to select new mates. Even after the alpha females stopped mating they continued to display. As the night went on members of the pack started to move away. At last only the bachelor males were left. They continued to display to one another until even they drove away into the dark.

This is only one study and can not be a definitive definition so please feel free to add. Have you seen this amazing ritual?
Hey what happened to C???
D is for Da shoes and boots
rotflmao
Sorry to take this back to 'A' but....Army Uniforms....do it for me every time. Can't put it under 'U' for uniform as no other uniform gets the same reaction from me.
Not the posh 'mess dress' but the combats, boots and berets....
I don't know why...... redface
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Not the posh 'mess dress' but the combats, boots and berets....

Bugga ! ! ! !
I wore out my boots and can't find a beret :cry:
I can remember getting quite excited that I could still get into my old combats (20 years ++) for the calendar photo shoot :smug:
If you can still fit into your combats after 20+ yrs Dambuster then I could probably forgive the lack of full kit!
lol
Sorry to take this back to 'A' but....Army Uniforms....do it for me every time. Can't put it under 'U' for uniform as no other uniform gets the same reaction from me.
Not the posh 'mess dress' but the combats, boots and berets....
I don't know why...... redface

Are you fussy about whether its greens, desert or the grey urban stuff?
How about a sort of natty scarlett waist coat thing, matching boots and a natty hat with a radio? cool
Are you fussy about whether its greens, desert or the grey urban stuff?
How about a sort of natty scarlett waist coat thing, matching boots and a natty hat with a radio?

erm, Keeno - never tried it but hell, I'm open minded! surprised
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If you can still fit into your combats after 20+ yrs Dambuster then I could probably forgive the lack of full kit!
lol

The camera never lies wink (Yeah . . . . right ! ! )
Although - I did come across an old pic the other day of me in "posh mess dress" type when I married Mk I :shock:
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C is for Chronos
Not strictly a fetish. Chronos (sometimes Khronos) is the Greek god of time. Those who indulge are simple interested in marking it last as long as possible.

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Hey what happened to C???

You missed it.
E is for Essential Oils.
Essential Oil is essential why else would it be call essential. You must be covered in oil for good sex. Every one knows that.
Did I say they are essential?
F is for FROTTEURISM
Frotteurism is obtaining sexual arousal and gratification by rubbing one's genitals
against others in public places or crowds.
F is for Footwear
but I think we've been there lol
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F is for Footwear
but I think we've been there lol

I was going to say that wink
or flippin shoes :lol:
I'm goig to try and turn evry letter int a shoe thing :twisted:
F is also for Forester.
Forester look upon trees as a symbol of male fertility. They find sex most exciting when around trees, tall straight ones, like pine. With some it is not just the living tree. They find any part of it exciting. It is possible to identify foresters just by entering their homes. The furniture is real wood, not reconstituted, real wood with grains. The house will smell of cedar or pine, never flowery scent here.
If you are living with a forester and are thinking 'I fancy a bit to night' all you have to do is stop of and buy a bottle of pine disinfectant. You know you never regret it.
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F is also for Forester.
Forester look upon trees as a symbol of male fertility. They find sex most exciting when around trees, tall straight ones, like pine. With some it is not just the living tree. They find any part of it exciting. It is possible to identify foresters just by entering their homes. The furniture is real wood, not reconstituted, real wood with grains. The house will smell of cedar or pine, never flowery scent here.
If you are living with a forester and are thinking 'I fancy a bit to night' all you have to do is stop of and buy a bottle of pine disinfectant. You know you never regret it.

I think you need to get out more hun :dry:
H is for How the hell do you get into that position?
G is for Gynelophilous - Arousal from the sight/touch of pubic hair.
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G is for Gynelophilous - Arousal from the sight/touch of pubic hair.

What if it's laminate instead of carpeting? dunno
H is for Harmatophilia - Arousal from mistake or from breaking rules. redface surprisedops: :oops:
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H is for Harmatophilia - Arousal from mistake or from breaking rules. redface surprisedops: :oops:

you're one weird son of a bitch :dry:
:giggle:
Shouldn't I have posted that then?
Is it a mistake? redface
Oh oh oh my God :bounce: Wheres that shower.
I is for Igloo sex
Na just made it up. I'm just bored. sad
Mind you never know lol
Jis for...........................JUST FUCKING !
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G is for Gynelophilous - Arousal from the sight/touch of pubic hair.

What is it called, if it is private hair that's touched.
K is for kissing
I get very aroused from a good kissing session especially if it starts all soft and light :inlove:
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K is for kissing
I get very aroused from a good kissing session especially if it starts all soft and light :inlove:

My absolute favourite 'sexual activity'!
kiss
J is for Japanese Bondage (Shibari)