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'The A-Z of Sexual Fetishes',

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Quote by Kiss_Me
K is for kissing
I get very aroused from a good kissing session especially if it starts all soft and light :inlove:

My absolute favourite 'sexual activity'!
kiss
passionkiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
K is for kissing
I get very aroused from a good kissing session especially if it starts all soft and light :inlove:

My absolute favourite 'sexual activity'!
kiss
passionkiss
Can't beat a good old snog :kiss:
K is for Kinky Boots
I'm sure Goose was going to say this biggrin
Quote by keeno
K is for Kinky Boots
I'm sure Goose was going to say this biggrin

innocent
I said it a while back now lol
L is for Leather
:lol:
M is for Masochism, Munting
N is for Necrophillia (My sister was on Silent Witness as a Corpse last night, she looked hot)
O is for Oral, Older (wo)men
P is for Paedophillia
Q is For Queer
R is Rawhide (cant come unless it's bareback)
S is for Sadism
T is for Tantric
U is for Ureaphillia
V is for Virgins and Viagra
W is for Watersports
X is for Extasy (sort of) Sex on E is great if you can get it up!
Y is for Younger (wo)men
Z is fox Zero G
Golf
Golf is a game that can come to be some much more. At first It is all about taking the shaft of the iron in the hands and knock balls into holes. Then rushing home to.........
Then the game changes and the plays begin to arrange meeting in the ruff.
My friend tells me it can become a replacement for sex. She says 'The shaft of the golf club becomes the emblem of male sexuality. The player caresses the shaft, wrapping their hands around it, tension and expectation growing. Then they swing back and drive forward propelling the ball down the fairway towards the close shaven green. On the green the shaft is held closer to the body, there is less movement. The player pulls back, gentle, and forward just kissing the white ball. The white package rolls forward around the hole and falls deep into the earth, tension falls away, relaxed. The hole is the embodiment of female sexuality and mother earth. The whole game is about sex. A ritual, the male aiming for the earth goddess. the tension and release of sex, packaged in this game. Not only is it done once, but then it is done another 17 times. No wonder the partners of golfers lack sex when the plays comes home they are sated.
Hotel rooms
I think it is the lack of care I take in hotel rooms, no need to tidy up later, just relaxed. Free.
& Helicopters, ask pololady
Quote by initialised
M is for Masochism, Munting
N is for Necrophillia (My sister was on Silent Witness as a Corpse last night, she looked hot)
O is for Oral, Older (wo)men
P is for Paedophillia
Q is For Queer
R is Rawhide (cant come unless it's bareback)
S is for Sadism
T is for Tantric
U is for Ureaphillia
V is for Virgins and Viagra
W is for Watersports
X is for Extasy (sort of) Sex on E is great if you can get it up!
Y is for Younger (wo)men
Z is fox Zero G

would rather you found a better example than this one though :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
M is for Masochism, Munting
N is for Necrophillia (My sister was on Silent Witness as a Corpse last night, she looked hot)
O is for Oral, Older (wo)men
P is for xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Q is For Queer
R is Rawhide (cant come unless it's bareback)
S is for Sadism
T is for Tantric
U is for Ureaphillia
V is for Virgins and Viagra
W is for Watersports
X is for Extasy (sort of) Sex on E is great if you can get it up!
Y is for Younger (wo)men
Z is fox Zero G

would rather you found a better example than this one though :shock:
P is for Phone sex!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
would rather you found a better example than this one though :shock:

not done to good a job on N or V either confused
Quote by sheddy

would rather you found a better example than this one though :shock:

not done to good a job on N or V either confused
Don't think he can spell ' ' is not spelt with a N
This thread has been a bit like sex!!! Starting slowly, a message followed by discussion, a little time taken over each letter, then one letter after another and finally the last half of the alphabet in a frantic rush.
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Sort of different to panda sex then?!
Eats, shoots and leaves.
:giggle:
Oh, dear, it looks like I may have made a bad impression, I don't have all of these incase you're wondering.
How about:
P is for PDE-5 Inhibitors
N is for Neophillia and Naturism
V is for Vegetables
And why has no one complained about munting, I am most dissappointed?
Quote by initialised
How about:
P is for xxxxxxx

Your doing fine but a word of advice stay of the drugs references legal or non legal including the V word wink
Would P is for Prostitutes be more acceptable? wink
Phallophilia - Arousal from an erect penis of exceptional dimensions (length or girth).
Philemanmania - Compulsion to kiss
Quote by initialised
Oh, dear, it looks like I may have made a bad impression, I don't have all of these incase you're wondering.
How about:
P is for PDE-5 Inhibitors
N is for Neophillia and Naturism
V is for Vegetables
And why has no one complained about munting, I am most dissappointed?

those are better but wtf is munting when it's at home? dunno
Never mind, I just googled it :shock:
I is for Internet
J is for Jewels
Traditionally the jewels have been diamond, emeralds ruby and saphier, but now platinum credit cards are becoming a turn on.
K is for Kinky boots
O' kinky boots
tall ones
short ones
long ones
red ones
white one
O' those kinky boots
:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
O' kinky boots
Black ones :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oh, dear, it looks like I may have made a bad impression, I don't have all of these incase you're wondering.
How about:
P is for PDE-5 Inhibitors
N is for Neophillia and Naturism
V is for Vegetables
And why has no one complained about munting, I am most dissappointed?

those are better but wtf is munting when it's at home? dunno
Perhaps this site is a little to tame for me!
Quote by initialised
Oh, dear, it looks like I may have made a bad impression, I don't have all of these incase you're wondering.
How about:
P is for PDE-5 Inhibitors
N is for Neophillia and Naturism
V is for Vegetables
And why has no one complained about munting, I am most dissappointed?

those are better but wtf is munting when it's at home? dunno
Perhaps this site is a little to tame for me!
Maybe. :dunno:
Quote by Kiss_Me
J is for Japanese Bondage (Shibari)

Sorry, been away - but this needs a
:bounce:
H.x
Are we on S yet lol
M is for Marmite
:haha:
L is for :love:
Quote by Tania
After talking to a fellow member online, I realised I have a geek/nerd fetish. I am attracted to guys with glasses (round, metal rimmed ones) who seem a bit awkward or uneasy but have a very loving and giving nature. Ever since I was a little girl, I would cut off pics of male models in glasses and put them in my album. Has anyone else got the same fetish?

shound good to me, when can i come round
lol