Just sent some more:
Why are self help books called so when the author's helping you?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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The (all new) PM victim of the week...
Quote by johneboy
Oh I'm so happy
Postie you are a superstar, why didn't I think of this earlier, I've been racking my brains trying to think of somethin 'special' for M2PU's return...and here it is :thumbup:
Now can I just clarify, it is only one question per PM isn't it?
Good, cos I'm off hunting Google for a couple of hundred :grin:
I'll keep you posted.
About time you showed up! Was begining to think...Johneboy starts all this and then disappears making it look like me picking on my mate meaty...
And M2PU was right.. .. let me remind you.....
now I think this should stop...
Orgasminator
:giggle: you's are just sooo norty 
but i like it....
but i like it....
thought id throw a few general knowledge questions into the mix 
these should be easy for meat to answer, you are being so mean sendinfg him just hard questions :lol: :lol: ,, nice easy ones, :wink:
Arts: The word 'art' is derived from the Latin for what,,,?
Games: In which country did chess originate
Health: Which one of the human bodies' systems controls hormones?
History: Which US president was shot 5 days after the end of the American Civil War?
Science: The word 'science' comes from the Greek for what?
Society: The language with the most native speakers is?
Technology: What device mixes air and petrol for the internal combustion engine?
these should be easy for meat to answer, you are being so mean sendinfg him just hard questions :lol: :lol: ,, nice easy ones, :wink: Arts: The word 'art' is derived from the Latin for what,,,?
Games: In which country did chess originate
Health: Which one of the human bodies' systems controls hormones?
History: Which US president was shot 5 days after the end of the American Civil War?
Science: The word 'science' comes from the Greek for what?
Society: The language with the most native speakers is?
Technology: What device mixes air and petrol for the internal combustion engine?
Quote by postie
About time you showed up! Was begining to think...."hmmm, you never see M2PU and Johneboy in the same place!"
And just to goad you into it a bit more... let me remind you.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/16072011724305cb0b5c09d.jpg
go get him!
Postie, read my lips... pack it in, NOW!!
I would like to reiterate an earlier point though :jagsatwork: Meaty might have buggered off without saying a word but it's unfair to do this behind his back.
Orgasminator
Have asked him if the big bang was the first outdoor dogging meet.
Does anyone know how many PMs it will take to fill up his message storage area (I have been very careful here with my wording so as not to fall into the "meaty box" comment of a few posts ago)
And if possible, can one of the Mods increase his space until after he returns so that he gets the full benefit of this jape
Well done postie - this goes down as one of your best yet !! And just shows why I have been singing your praises in my previous posts !!
And if possible, can one of the Mods increase his space until after he returns so that he gets the full benefit of this jape
Well done postie - this goes down as one of your best yet !! And just shows why I have been singing your praises in my previous posts !!
Sex God
From me:
Tell me:
A word in the English language with the vowels in alphabetical order.
A word in the English language with the vowels in reverse alphabetical order.
A word in the English language with no vowels.
Three words in the English language ending in 'gry'.
The meaning and origin of the word 'gymnasium'
A word that rhymes with no other word.
Thanks
Tell me:
A word in the English language with the vowels in alphabetical order.
A word in the English language with the vowels in reverse alphabetical order.
A word in the English language with no vowels.
Three words in the English language ending in 'gry'.
The meaning and origin of the word 'gymnasium'
A word that rhymes with no other word.
Thanks
Quote by freckledbird
From me:
Tell me:
A word in the English language with the vowels in alphabetical order.
A word in the English language with the vowels in reverse alphabetical order.
A word in the English language with no vowels.
Three words in the English language ending in 'gry'.
The meaning and origin of the word 'gymnasium'
A word that rhymes with no other word.
Thanks
Well, you just bloody would, wouldnt you!
Casanova
Just thought of a few more and sent another pm asking.......
Just need to know .............................
What nasty person put an S in the word Lisp.
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together.
Why does the sun lighten your hair, but darken your skin.
Why dont sheep shrink when it rains
You know that indestructable black box....why is the WHOLE plane made out of that stuff
So when you gonna answer them......We are waiting...................he he he he
Postie..... You are gonna be in sooooooo much trouble when he gets back :giggle:
Just need to know .............................
What nasty person put an S in the word Lisp.
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together.
Why does the sun lighten your hair, but darken your skin.
Why dont sheep shrink when it rains
You know that indestructable black box....why is the WHOLE plane made out of that stuff
So when you gonna answer them......We are waiting...................he he he he
Postie..... You are gonna be in sooooooo much trouble when he gets back :giggle:
:cheers: 
I've just sent another, my third, but I just can't help myself.. This one went along the lines of
"Hello,
Postie says you are a genealogist (or did he say you were an old fossil, I can't remember), anyway, I have a question that is burning, and just need to know the answer asap
What are the chemical differences between gold and iron pyrites (fools gold) They look similar, so why is the so called "fools gold" not as valuable ?!?
Thanks for your prompt attention in this matter
Nigel"
Wonder if his box (oooer) is full yet !!
"Hello,
Postie says you are a genealogist (or did he say you were an old fossil, I can't remember), anyway, I have a question that is burning, and just need to know the answer asap
What are the chemical differences between gold and iron pyrites (fools gold) They look similar, so why is the so called "fools gold" not as valuable ?!?
Thanks for your prompt attention in this matter
Nigel"
Wonder if his box (oooer) is full yet !!
Have just send a secound question:
Good morning M2PU;
As all the questions in the Cafe about how to get in to the Chatroom are locked by the Mods and I do not want to upset them could you please send me detailed instructions of how one goes about using the SH Chatroom?
Yours in anticipation;
McC
Good morning M2PU;
As all the questions in the Cafe about how to get in to the Chatroom are locked by the Mods and I do not want to upset them could you please send me detailed instructions of how one goes about using the SH Chatroom?
Yours in anticipation;
McC
I can't believe no-one has asked M2PU yet that old philosophical question that EVERYONE must have asked, or been asked at some point, so I am going to ask that one of him, I think a few more people should also ask exactly the same question to really wind him up....
"If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it fall, does it still make a noise?"
Nigel
PS Now up to "ooo isn't this exciting" yay !!
"If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it fall, does it still make a noise?"
Nigel
PS Now up to "ooo isn't this exciting" yay !!
Sex God
Quote by Captain-dogger
From me:
Tell me:
A word that rhymes with no other word.
Thanks
ORANGE
:shock: Don't tell him the bloody answers. PM me if you want to answer them, don't post on here!
HappyCats - you wouldn't have expected anything else would you?
:D 
Sex God
Quote by welshBIcouple
Does anyone know how many PMs it will take to fill up his message storage area !
I think it is 40 per page and 10 pages = 400
Are we there yet? Sex God
:shock: Did you want one, CD
Sex God
You just did - not many about though 
Sex God
postie is gonna be in sooooooooooo much shit when whassisnameM2whatsit gets back!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Err.................or will we? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Err.................or will we? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared: :scared: :scared:
