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The (all new) PM victim of the week...

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you know !!
ive just realised ive sent some 1 i dont even know a PM sad
i think ive been childish and irresponsible
i apologise profusely to the recipient
ps can i sen them another 1????????????
:twisted: :twisted: evil :twisted:
Quote by dargento
you know !!
ive just realised ive sent some one i dont even know a PM sad
i think ive been childish and irresponsible
i apologise profusely to the recipient
ps can i send them another 1????????????
:twisted: :twisted: evil :twisted:

It's M2PU... you have been and i think you should stop
Does anyone know when he is back???
My question to him:
Why is it that you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway???
Can you please explain this bit of the english language???
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bloody foreigners... would be my answer :giggle:
Well Here's My Trivial Offering:
Mr Meat
I would really value your opinion on something of vital importance!
Do you think I should be using acetone or acetone free nail varnish remover?
clair if i were u i'd go for the FREE acetone as why pay for it if u dont need to !!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
T-evo xx
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clair if i were u i'd go for the FREE acetone as why pay for it if u dont need to !!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
T-evo xx

Can tell you don't paint you nails much!
only on the last friday of every month...... wink
Well i dont know him but heres what i asked
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Anyone else know?
my question to him -
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? rolleyes
Lucy xx
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my question to him -
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? rolleyes
Lucy xx

That got me thinking..... if i HAD to send a pm to M2PU then i'd write this as i think he is clever enough to answer it...
hi again..... meaty me matey,
If, as some christian fundementalist say, dinosaurs didn't exist because they weren't mentioned in the bible, how do you explain fossils? Is God just messing with our heads?
tm - Bill Hicks
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Captain Doggers, you are learning well my friends,, wink but johnboy is being a bit mean i think confused
I am going to ask him...
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into ?
and
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?
confused:
Just threw another one at him.
How do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan ?
At a rough count... and ONLY including those who have posted here... M2PU has approx 27 pm's in his inbox....
and there are still some days before his return......
poor meaty
DON'T BLAME ME FOR ANY OF THIS M2PU.... it was JOHNEBOY'S IDEA , and now the git has fecked off....
If a petrol station is open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors? wink
has been sent ,,, against my better judgment,,,, sorry meaty, johnboy made me do it confused
I may be going soft in the head... but you know what.. i kind of miss the scraggy bugger..
Why when you ship something by boat is it's called "car"go and then when you ship something by car it's called a "ship"ment.
They say that cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands "butter side down" so what would happen if you attached a piece of toast with the butter facing up, to a cat and dropped them both? sorry postie wink
Why is the food chili hot, the place Chile hot, and the word chilly cold?
How do you know when you run our of invisible ink?
If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?
Where do flies go at night? he made me do it again meaty, dont answer them if you dont want to :wink:
just asked.....
if cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you tie a piece of toast to the back of a cat (butter side up) and throw it out the window?
just2
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just asked.....
if cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you tie a piece of toast to the back of a cat (butter side up) and throw it out the window?
just2

As long as the window is on the ground floor i wont be setting the Moggies from Hell on yer!
But stop it !
(and Dino... i know you wouldn't really be lobbing cats about with toast tied to them... but next time i see you, remind me to tell you how to really freak a cat out!!!!!!!)
I saw a book called You Already Know What To Do. Why would I buy that?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Whats a question with no answer called?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
Im fookin hating this confused :? :?
A few more to fill his box up ..... lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What did cured ham actually have?
Why is it when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still full??
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Posted them all seperately. :wink: Should be getting full.
Postie
I'm quite upset that you have started this thread about my good mate Meaty, and I want it known now that I have had nothing whatsoever to do with its inception smackbottom
And I don't know how you got Dino involved in this charade, I hope Hornyred knows he's conspiring with you against Meaty, she'll go feckin mad mad
Meaty is a great guy and you should all be ashamed of yourselves..... I for one will not be joining in this attack on him.
Come back soon Meaty :thumbup:
Oh and I forgot to say, Meaty, I want you to be godfather to my next child.
:twisted: Just sent pm to ask if he has managed to answer any of the above confused: and am expecting a reply soon wink
we dont know m2pu, but this is what went sent.
hi m2pu,
just wondered if u could help, can u tell me why can u not sneeze with ur eyes open
thanx
I wonder, could one of the mods remove all these daft questions from the contents of Meaty's box before he gets back please? dunno
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the contents of Meaty's box? dunno
is a place you dont want to know about confused :? :?
dont go there. :shock: :shock: :shock: he`s a very private man and i think he should be left well alone !