The Asda Game

5 Apr 2008

Quote by de_sade
Hmmmm...A car towing cable, some latex gloves, a box of condoms, anaesthetic cream, a jar of whole peppercorns, a packet of sewing needles, a bandage, a packet of razors, heavy duty sanitary towels, laxative tablets, cable-ties, a cucumber, a bottle of carribean jerk sauce, disposable camera and two bottles of vodka.
:twisted:

you forgot your deep sea diving suit wink

Didn't forget it, what do you think I go shopping in?
That's why it takes me so long to get round. :P
You have acutally bought this lots haven't you .......pmsl

5 Apr 2008

Quote by Sarah
Cheese Grater

Anais
Bad girl smackbottom

I wondered if you would remember :lol2: :lol2:

Quote by Sarah
Go into my supermarket late at night (after 10pm), and it is self service tills only, no cashiers! :lol:
There is a supervisor around somewhere, but you are left to get on with it scanning your items and paying.

Ours doesnt open after 8pm tho it has plans to open 24hrs, I did wonder how well staffed it was. Wonder if theres any chance of some hot dates to be had in the freezer isle that time of night? smile

5 Apr 2008

chilli flavoured olive oil
Chilli's
Ginger

6 Apr 2008

Electric toothbrush
Baby oil
Marigolds
Listerine
Condoms
Chocolate sauce
Toffee sauce (bit too sticky though)
Kitchen roll
and last but not least
Squirty cream (the aerosol type) mmmmmm
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

6 Apr 2008

Cuecumber
Carrots
Pint of milk

6 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
chilli flavoured olive oil
Chilli's
Ginger

:shock: Half of Stormie's tissues!
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6 Apr 2008

10 x tubes of KY Jelly
1 x Huge box of Family tissues
2 x butternut squash
1 x cucumber
10 x boxes of condoms
1 x very large candle
1 x family sized squirty cream
1 x broom handle
1 x skipping rope
1 x ruler
1 x Satin king sized bed set
1 x chicken
1 x pregnancy test kit
Guess what we did on Friday night :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by blonde

1 x chicken
Guess what we did on Firday night :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Im worried about the chicken confused

:? :?

6 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
Im worried about the chicken :? :?

Don't be!!!!!!! He is safe in the freezer with the vodka! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by blonde

Im worried about the chicken :? :?

Don't be!!!!!!! He is safe in the freezer with the vodka! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Im relieved about the chicken :lol2: :lol2: Why is Voddie in the freezer?

6 Apr 2008

It's in the freezer to make sure it's cold :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by blonde
It's in the freezer to make sure it's cold :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

okay maybe that was a stupid Q :lol2: but why dont you use the fridge? Doesnt it start to freeze or summut?

6 Apr 2008

Vodka is 40% proof and therefore it is impossible to freeze it........... so it goes in the freezer and it's yummy when you want one!
Sam (the teacher of all things frozen - or not) xxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
It's in the freezer to make sure it's cold :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

okay maybe that was a stupid Q :lol2: but why dont you use the fridge? Doesnt it start to freeze or summut?
Nooooo - always put yer spirits in the freezer. They don't freeze and they come out all viscous and chill the glass. It's very sensual.
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6 Apr 2008

Quote by blonde
Vodka is 40% proof and therefore it is impossible to freeze it........... so it goes in the freezer and it's yummy when you want one!
Sam (the teacher of all things frozen - or not) xxxxxx

Can tell Im not much of a drinker eh??? lol

Cheers me dear drinkies

6 Apr 2008

westerross ......... I have decided........ I want you to have my babies! :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
It's in the freezer to make sure it's cold :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

okay maybe that was a stupid Q :lol2: but why dont you use the fridge? Doesnt it start to freeze or summut?
Nooooo - always put yer spirits in the freezer. They don't freeze and they come out all viscous and chill the glass. It's very sensual.
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I shall have to get some drink in and try it... Cheers Mr Tune drinkies

6 Apr 2008

Quote by blonde
10 x tubes of KY Jelly
1 x Huge box of Family tissues
2 x butternut squash
1 x cucumber
10 x boxes of condoms
1 x very large candle
1 x family sized squirty cream
1 x broom handle
1 x skipping rope
1 x ruler
1 x Satin king sized bed set
1 x chicken
1 x pregnancy test kit
Guess what we did on Friday night :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's not the chicken that worries me here. It's why you need2 Butternut Squashes :shock:
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6 Apr 2008

Quote by blonde
westerross ......... I have decided........ I want you to have my babies! :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well what do you want the 10 boxes of condoms for then?? :giggle:
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6 Apr 2008

Because I make butternut squash soup with one of them! :rascal:
I use the condoms to make balloons! :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
It's in the freezer to make sure it's cold :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

okay maybe that was a stupid Q :lol2: but why dont you use the fridge? Doesnt it start to freeze or summut?
Nooooo - always put yer spirits in the freezer. They don't freeze and they come out all viscous and chill the glass. It's very sensual.
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I shall have to get some drink in and try it... Cheers Mr Tune drinkies

If the bottle has been opened and put back in the freezer it does infact freeze

6 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
It's in the freezer to make sure it's cold :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

okay maybe that was a stupid Q :lol2: but why dont you use the fridge? Doesnt it start to freeze or summut?
Nooooo - always put yer spirits in the freezer. They don't freeze and they come out all viscous and chill the glass. It's very sensual.
.
I shall have to get some drink in and try it... Cheers Mr Tune drinkies

If the bottle has been opened and put back in the freezer it does infact freeze
My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
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6 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
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Nope, it doesn't.

6 Apr 2008

Quote by blonde
Because I make butternut squash soup with one of them! :rascal:
I use the condoms to make balloons! :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now I just :love: ladies with all the right answers!
Do you put anything special in the soup??
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6 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
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Nope, it doesn't.
i placed a half empty bottle in the freezer was froze solid next morning (forgot to take it out)

6 Apr 2008

It is impossible for anything greater than 40% proof to freeze. Well that's what my science teacher taught me, to mention but one thing! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x

My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
.

Nope, it doesn't.
i placed a half empty bottle in the freezer was froze solid next morning (forgot to take it out)
What strength was it?

6 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
Do you put anything special in the soup??
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Croutons and a spoon!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x

My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
.

Nope, it doesn't.
i placed a half empty bottle in the freezer was froze solid next morning (forgot to take it out)
Was it full strength spirit? 'Cos if it was, it really shouldn't freeze.
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6 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross

My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
.

Nope, it doesn't.
i placed a half empty bottle in the freezer was froze solid next morning (forgot to take it out)
Was it full strength spirit? 'Cos if it was, it really shouldn't freeze.
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45% ish i think was a russian bottle, we thought maybe it was the fact that oxygen had gone into the bottle (the fact it wasnt full) and maybe thats why it froze?