The bad, the good & the ugly pm giggle page

19 Oct 2005

Well,
Following on from the wonderful post from Littlemissgullable.
This post is dedicated to posting The best, worst, plain stupid pm's everyone receives :P
Names blanked out of course, as we don't name and shame :P
so fire away. :P
but this is for giggles only.... lol

I would put some of mine,,,but they are only friendly nice ones :P

19 Oct 2005

I only get good quality PM's on here... don't have any shockers to share (but then I am a bloke which cuts out 90% of the crap).
I get quite a few messages on other sites from girls that just say "Hi xxx" You look at their profile to discover that usual imortal line about only liking to recieve proper messages with more than 3 words that don't include "I wanna fuck u" .... Please girls practice what you preach.

19 Oct 2005

I had a message saying ' its the wifes birthday at the weekend would you travel to Bridlington?'
Ffs what am i? a take a way bi fem? :kick: evil

19 Oct 2005

Quote by spiceysheffcouple
I had a message saying ' its the wifes birthday at the weekend would you travel to Bridlington?'
Ffs what am i? a take a way bi fem? :kick:

we`l have one to go :giggle:

19 Oct 2005

could be a new avenue in buisness i suppose- choose one from a leaflet and get her delivered to your door :lol:

19 Oct 2005

I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

19 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

oi big tits, im local-shag me now rotflmao

19 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?

And the answer was.....???????? (and more importantly can you send me a pic of them :twisted: :twisted: )
wink

19 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

oi big tits, im local-shag me now rotflmao

i didn't say they was big :shock:

19 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

oi big tits, im local-shag me now rotflmao

i didn't say they was big :shock:
and i didn't say id let you shag me :giggle: flipa

19 Oct 2005

"My name is XXXXXX, 54, 6ft tall, XXXXXX hair/eyes, medium build.
I live in XXXXXXXX, and travel up to Manchester quite regularly, staying in a Hotel nr XXXXXX, and am looking for some fun while I am up there
If you famcy keeping me company for some fun, please get in touch
Love the pic of one of your boobs, by the way
Would like to see both of them lol
Hope to hear from you soon "
This is my favourite so far, whats wrong with it you may ask? Well I've never had a pic of my boobs on here !!!!

19 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

oi big tits, im local-shag me now rotflmao

i didn't say they was big :shock:
and i didn't say id let you shag me :giggle: flipa

i didn't ask you did
and if you don't want a shag why did you just send me this?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hi naughty you sexy goddess, what you doing later as i'm passing by you, been following your posts for some time and and though it was time we met fo a drink and see how things go :wink: :wink:
How about it?

:lol2:
:bolt:

19 Oct 2005

the one that made me laugh the hardest???
Title: Yo!
Content: asl?
lol

Really! Puuuuurrrrrrrllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee! rolleyes

:lol:
Another of my faves though was a good old pervy one that I'd get killed for publishing! :lol:
kiss

Gem. x
I've just gone back and read through some messages in my save box that I haven't seen for some time. It's brought a tear to my eye. How things have changed and if I knew then what I know now... I feel a bit jaded with all this looking back at my wide-eyed and enthusiasm back then. sad

<sniff> Ahh the good old days.

19 Oct 2005

the only pm's i get are normally telling me to leave them alone, and that the restaraining order is on it's way.........ONLY JOKING.

19 Oct 2005

Quote by little gem
the one that made me laugh the hardest???

Title: Yo!
Content: asl?
Really! Puuuuurrrrrrrllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee! :lol:
Another of my faves though was a good old pervy one that I'd get killed for publishing! :lol:

Gem. x
I've just gone back and read through some messages in my save box that I haven't seen for some time. It's brought a tear to my eye. How things have changed and if I knew then what I know now... I feel a bit jaded with all this looking back at my wide-eyed and enthusiasm back then. <sniff> Ahh the good old days.

oh yeah i get the
asl?
PMs too, i usually reply 65/M/London, they ever bother again lol

19 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I get loads of PMs that simply say things like
What you doing tomorrow.....
or
I'm in west mids too are you free later......
i had one other day that just said
How big are your tits?
what i like are the local men who think cause you only live a few miles away you SHOULD meet and get called a time waster if you don't cause thats what we are here for genuine swingers do not turn down a offer of sex don't you know? :lol2:

oi big tits, im local-shag me now rotflmao

i didn't say they was big :shock:
and i didn't say id let you shag me :giggle: flipa

i didn't ask you did
and if you don't want a shag why did you just send me this?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hi naughty you sexy goddess, what you doing later as i'm passing by you, been following your posts for some time and and though it was time we met fo a drink and see how things go :wink: :wink:
How about it?

:lol2:
:bolt:
Bloody cheek, if you're gonna start having wild fantasies at least use misery cats name on them ya mad delusional bint. smackbottom

i might send that to Horneyred but i'd rather take the long route than 'pass by' Tipton :flipa:

19 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Bloody cheek, if you're gonna start having wild fantasies at least use misery cats name on them ya mad delusional bint.
i might send that to Horneyred but i'd rather take the long route than 'pass by' Tipton

:lol2:
whys whats Horneyred got that i ain't? rotflmao

19 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

Bloody cheek, if you're gonna start having wild fantasies at least use misery cats name on them ya mad delusional bint.
i might send that to Horneyred but i'd rather take the long route than 'pass by' Tipton

:lol2:
whys whats Horneyred got that i ain't? rotflmao

a chance :flipa:

19 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Bloody cheek, if you're gonna start having wild fantasies at least use misery cats name on them ya mad delusional bint.
i might send that to Horneyred but i'd rather take the long route than 'pass by' Tipton

:lol2:
whys whats Horneyred got that i ain't? rotflmao

a chance :flipa:
well guess that told me :violin:
walks of sulking muttering to herself

19 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i might send that to Horneyred:

Hope your not all talk wink

Meatys angel :angel:

19 Oct 2005

In nearly 2 years of being on here, I reckon I've had no more than a dozen or so 'try it on' PMs confused

Most of em saying "Hi babe, Wot u up 2"
Answer I give em:
Well hello there you gorgeous stud you :twisted: I would like to say that I am sat here in my stockings, suspenders, 5 inch high eff me shoes. My ankles strapped to the arms of my seat and effing myself raw with my 12 inch dildo while sucking the guts out of a banana and multiple orgasming .............. but unfortunately I'm sat here clicking my mouse on a one line PM from a total stranger who in reality doesn't give a toss about "wot I'm up 2" rolleyes

Goodbye
Answer after editing: :roll:
Hi biggrin

Wow, thanks for your PM, unfortunately I'm a bit busy on here at the mo. But good luck with the site and enjoy :D
:uhoh: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

19 Oct 2005

Hey MissChief you changed your name :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Is that a long enough PM for you?

19 Oct 2005

Quote by EnglishChris99
Hey MissChief you changed your name :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Is that a long enough PM for you?
rotflmao

Yep, long and tedious story - ok not a long story, but still tedious, something that had to be done confused

19 Oct 2005

Quote by MissC
Yep, long and tedious story - ok not a long story, but still tedious, something that had to be done

Hey PM me about it... tedious is my middle name ;)

(god I have got to stop being so un-constructive in the one liner messages I send people!! biggrin

)

20 Oct 2005

I frequently get the asl thing - bizarrely it tends to happen after I've asked if there are any other men in the manchester area in the room.
Something along the lines of:
them: "asl?"
me: "uhm still in manchester as per the room line, that's the Mcr bit in my name"
them: "ok.....so a/s?"
me: "somewhere between working age and death, and male - that's the M4M bit"
them: "so what you looking for?"
me: "someone with a brain would be good"

20 Oct 2005

Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
I frequently get the asl thing - bizarrely it tends to happen after I've asked if there are any other men in the manchester area in the room.
Something along the lines of:
them: "asl?"
me: "uhm still in manchester as per the room line, that's the Mcr bit in my name"
them: "ok.....so a/s?"
me: "somewhere between working age and death, and male - that's the M4M bit"
them: "so what you looking for?"
me: "someone with a brain would be good"

Now far be it from me to side with the ASL people.... but it took me 5 replies on this thread before I worked out what ASL stood for.... and quite frankly whilst I see all the relevant info is in your nickname, I would have trouble picking it out... but then I do get confused by heavy duty TXT talk.
Other thing is it does rather cut down on openings to conversation, ok so its not very exciting and often purile, but it does get things going.

20 Oct 2005

Yes fair comment....and I know my name is a little hard to work out to begin with. I guess I just find it a little confusing when people chatting to me for the first time already know that I'm a male looking for another male in the Manchester area because I've invariably advertised the fact in the room - the very thing that made them talk to me in the first place
If someone starts with a "hi" or similar rather than in with "asl" as the opening gambit I find they're a bit more sociable to talk to. Usually those who start with just an "asl" can't string more than a couple of words together.....tho of course it could just be me attracting certain types!
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20 Oct 2005

Yes fair comment....and I know my name is a little hard to work out to begin with. I guess I just find it a little confusing when people chatting to me for the first time already know that I'm a male looking for another male in the Manchester area because I've invariably advertised the fact in the room - the very thing that made them talk to me in the first place
If someone starts with a "hi" or similar rather than in with "asl" as the opening gambit I find they're a bit more sociable to talk to. Usually those who start with just an "asl" can't string more than a couple of words together.....tho of course it could just be me attracting certain types!
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