heres one that should get some good replies!
I was in the chat room for the first time yesterday and lots of peeps complaining about the flu... so what would be your best cure for the dreaded virus thats going around at the moment?
All you budding doctors and sanghoma's (witch doctors) out there get typing and maybe some of us (guinnea pigs) could try these cures. Then at a later date we could have a vote for the best one.....
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The best cure for the flu?
Quote by Richie469
heres one that should get some good replies!
I was in the chat room for the first time yesterday and lots of peeps complaining about the flu... so what would be your best cure for the dreaded virus thats going around at the moment?
All you budding doctors and sanghoma's (witch doctors) out there get typing and maybe some of us (guinnea pigs) could try these cures. Then at a later date we could have a vote for the best one.....
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There isn't a cure.
HTH
Sex God
I would love vix rubbed into my chest (and other parts!!) :twisted:
3 weeks in florida / SA, for some reason i'm all snotty and nasty whenever i enter the plane, when i step onto south usa soi, Capetownl i dry up and feel fine, yet when i re-enter heathrow / gatwick i feel shitty again.
A cheaper option is blue / black label vodka seems to keep it at bay
Or Tom-tun soup i have a friend whom is a thai chef and whenever i have a cold / flu he does me a special Tom-tun that gets rid of the symptoms, however he charges normal members of the public £6-£7 for a soup and it doesn't even include a bloody roll!!!
A cheaper option is blue / black label vodka seems to keep it at bay
Or Tom-tun soup i have a friend whom is a thai chef and whenever i have a cold / flu he does me a special Tom-tun that gets rid of the symptoms, however he charges normal members of the public £6-£7 for a soup and it doesn't even include a bloody roll!!!
Sex God
Just make sure your hands are nice and warm dean!!!! 
Ok Lets keep up to date here...
We have so far:
Rubbing vix (vic) all over your chest: can someone please try this and report the outcome.
Fuck and pass it on: I am sure this will be given a try
Tom-tun Soup (recipe would be nice)
3 weeks in Florida or South Africa £££££££££££
a bottle of blue/black label vodka: If you try this give it a few hours before you type your reply as it may be a little illegible
We have so far:
Rubbing vix (vic) all over your chest: can someone please try this and report the outcome.
Fuck and pass it on: I am sure this will be given a try
Tom-tun Soup (recipe would be nice)
3 weeks in Florida or South Africa £££££££££££
a bottle of blue/black label vodka: If you try this give it a few hours before you type your reply as it may be a little illegible
Sex God
I stick to the beechams and lemsip and lots of pampering off someone else!!!!
Sex God
Yeah, but it's a known fact that Men get the Flu a lot worse than the Girls.......... So we should have two strengths of cures.... A Mansize (Serious) Cure , and a Girly (I got a sniff) Cure 
Decides to now log out for the rest of the day...........
Decides to now log out for the rest of the day...........
Ahem - Frogster - what is your recommend cure for knee in the bollocks!
The current flu virus is really nasty - only time I've felt so ill was when I had malaria. Sleep - water - sleep - water unless you have someone on hand with TLC this is the best you can do, me thinks.
On the plus side I lost 1/2 stone in a week :shock:
The current flu virus is really nasty - only time I've felt so ill was when I had malaria. Sleep - water - sleep - water unless you have someone on hand with TLC this is the best you can do, me thinks.
On the plus side I lost 1/2 stone in a week :shock:
Sex God
well my old cure everything is poteen us little people always keep a drop for all alaiments or just as a cheeky warm up for a cold morning
ps hard to get hold of the good stuff as law says no also u have to be able check if it is pure or bad but that is a lesson from the wee fella some other day
ps hard to get hold of the good stuff as law says no also u have to be able check if it is pure or bad but that is a lesson from the wee fella some other day
UPDATE:
Thanks for your input
Beechams, Lem-sip and pampering: Devil, let me know when you and Rob next have colds XXX
A Mansize for frogster: any VVWE bi guys willing to help?
A knee in the bollox: Someone else can try that one!
Sleep water and TLC: You forgot the sex in between sleep and water
Poteen: great with a little warm water and a little sugar
Thanks for your input
Beechams, Lem-sip and pampering: Devil, let me know when you and Rob next have colds XXX
A Mansize for frogster: any VVWE bi guys willing to help?
A knee in the bollox: Someone else can try that one!
Sleep water and TLC: You forgot the sex in between sleep and water
Poteen: great with a little warm water and a little sugar
Sex God
should be drank neat my child if it is to be any use
warm water and sugar me arse
warm water and sugar me arse
Sex God
I once had an offer of goose grease beiing rubbed into my chest :shock:
:scared: puke!!
:scared: puke!!
Ummmm are we talking here about real flu or man colds :shock: :shock:
For real flu only cure is bed, lots of water and paracetamol as symptoms dont include snuffles only aches pains sweats and shivering all which have been in abundance in my house this last week - not me but I can remember having flu and a side effect was great big read blotches all over my legs :lol: what you do need is loads of clean sheets and oh and towels to mop up the stone or two you loose in body sweat .................................
For real flu only cure is bed, lots of water and paracetamol as symptoms dont include snuffles only aches pains sweats and shivering all which have been in abundance in my house this last week - not me but I can remember having flu and a side effect was great big read blotches all over my legs
:lol: what you do need is loads of clean sheets and oh and towels to mop up the stone or two you loose in body sweat ................................. 
Orgasminator
Quote by corriefem
Ummmm are we talking here about real flu or man colds :shock: :shock:
For real flu only cure is bed, lots of water and paracetamol as symptoms dont include snuffles only aches pains sweats and shivering all which have been in abundance in my house this last week - not me but I can remember having flu and a side effect was great big read blotches all over my legs
I'm so glad I read the thread as I was about to post virtually the exact same thing... thanks for saving me the time.
I've got a cold... a snozzley, rotten snuffly thing that has made my lips and nose sore... I look so pretty... you believe me yeah? right sure! :)
Quote by McGuinness
Or Tom-tun soup i have a friend whom is a thai chef and whenever i have a cold / flu he does me a special Tom-tun that gets rid of the symptoms, however he charges normal members of the public £6-£7 for a soup and it doesn't even include a bloody roll!!!
don't worry mcguinness, you bring the vodka and i'm sure i can give you a roll!!!!
Quote by McGuinness
Or Tom-tun soup i have a friend whom is a thai chef and whenever i have a cold / flu he does me a special Tom-tun that gets rid of the symptoms, however he charges normal members of the public £6-£7 for a soup and it doesn't even include a bloody roll!!!
don't worry mcguinness, you bring the vodka and i'm sure i can give you a roll!!!!
Latest Update!
Poteen: OK, neat, but you won't be able to speak for 5 minutes afterwards
Goose Grease Rub: I'm sure vix would be a better option
Bed, Water, Paracetamol: You forgot the sex! that helps you sweat too
The gym and a sweaty steam room: alone?
A roll: There you go McGuiness theres an invitation for you (go and sweat it out together) or you can just dip it in your soup (the roll I mean)
Wibbly Wobbly,its not a cold that makes your lips sore?
Keep em comin'
Poteen: OK, neat, but you won't be able to speak for 5 minutes afterwards
Goose Grease Rub: I'm sure vix would be a better option
Bed, Water, Paracetamol: You forgot the sex! that helps you sweat too
The gym and a sweaty steam room: alone?
A roll: There you go McGuiness theres an invitation for you (go and sweat it out together) or you can just dip it in your soup (the roll I mean)
Wibbly Wobbly,its not a cold that makes your lips sore?
Keep em comin'
Sex God
Quote by Richie469
heres one that should get some good replies!
I was in the chat room for the first time yesterday and lots of peeps complaining about the flu... so what would be your best cure for the dreaded virus thats going around at the moment?
All you budding doctors and sanghoma's (witch doctors) out there get typing and maybe some of us (guinnea pigs) could try these cures. Then at a later date we could have a vote for the best one.....
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Big G is the best thing for a cure IMHO! I've been an ill little lamb for two days and G came to my recuse, bearing gitfs of lemsips, soup and such.
Still a bit achy today, but a much happier Silky xxxxxxxxxx
My Mom used to insist on hot, home made chicken noodle soup, with all the veg possible. The broth itself always made us feel much better. Oh and the first thing you should do (which I ALWAYS do) is wash all your light switches and door knobs. Sounds silly, but.......think about it. What do you touch most often in your home??
Hi everyone i'm quite a newie on here and stumbled across this thread. now at this precise moment i'm suffering from yes i hate to admit it MAN FLU,
now i've taken on board every thing to cure my shitty cold.
.............and decided first of all i must go to the gym and watch some female sweaty arses bumping n grinding.
then invite vix round for soup and beechams after devouring our thai treat n paracetomol mix.
me n vix get pissed on very strong vodka jump in a bath full of dead goose fat.
let vix rub herself allover me and decline the offer of a good kick in the bollocks....
sounds like the perfect cure to me
now i've taken on board every thing to cure my shitty cold.
.............and decided first of all i must go to the gym and watch some female sweaty arses bumping n grinding.
then invite vix round for soup and beechams after devouring our thai treat n paracetomol mix.
me n vix get pissed on very strong vodka jump in a bath full of dead goose fat.
let vix rub herself allover me and decline the offer of a good kick in the bollocks....
sounds like the perfect cure to me
