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davej
Sex God
evening all, anyone for a drink whilst I'm up the bar......gonna chuck a pastie in the oven as well I'm bloody starved.......6 hrs trippin round the bluewater shopping centre has given me a thirst and turned my legs into lead weights.
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evening all, anyone for a drink whilst I'm up the bar......gonna chuck a pastie in the oven as well I'm bloody starved.

Oh oh can I have a vodka Mudshake please (caramel flavour) and funny you should say about being starved..... I'll have a pastie as well please wink
Shireen
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davej
Sex God
One extra pastie going in....... Can't find any knives and forks Shireen so you'll just have to stab at it with these cocktail sticks.
There you go one Vodka mud thingy to get you started.
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One extra pastie going in....... Can't find any knives and forks Shireen so you'll just have to stab at it with these cocktail sticks.
There you go one Vodka mud thingy to get you started.

Thanks for the drink hun.... wink
Erm.... dave sweetie pie.... redface what's a knife and fork??? I thought you ate with your fingers..... surprisedops: :wink:
Shireen
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MrsFC
Sex God
MrsFC strolls into the GFZ, stuffed from an evening out, but fancying something a little different........to I fancy ............ummmm..... Davej while your up at the bar do you know how to make a black russian? wink
A nice long one if you please............. whats that......you don't know how to make one....... Its a good job I have this book on drinks for the imagination :shock:
Have a look and see what you can make ! biggrin umbrellas and sparklers in the cupboard.
Mind your head now!! rolleyes
gilbert
Orgasminator
hello,
somewhat new round here but followed Mrs Fc ( who could resist a rear such as that) and found myself here
any chance of a light refreshment with a northern hint? no not vodka with a mushy peas hint.
hows about a vimto and lemonade ( with ice and lemonade!!)
Gilbert
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Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mrs FC is here..... kiss
Here try one of these vodka mudshakes, they are really yummy.... caramel flavour just like baileys really..... oooohhhh I must have another... DAVE!!.................... wink
Shireen
xxx
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*Pinches Sarge's tank and drives it around the carpark.... wink
Oooohhhh it goes really fast!!.............
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sh1t!!!!.............. That's what that button does.... redface
Shireen
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MrsFC
Sex God
Ooooh wow !!!!!!!! Shireen this is lovvvvely. MrsFC licks her lips[/sizeDavej!!!!! can I have one of these instead, but can I have a double ! rolleyes .........
davej
Sex God
Hello Mrs FC I am fixing another Vodka Mudshake for Shireen and....oh you like those then .....O.K. another coming up for you....
There you go girls.
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*Moves closer to MrsFC
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Ooooh wow !!!!!!!! Shireen this is lovvvvely

Mmmmm It sure is MrsFC.... wink
DAVE??....................... DAVE????......... Where is that man??? Sheesh.... cant the girls get a drink around here??
Shireen
xx
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Hello Mrs FC I am fixing another Vodka Mudshake for Shireen and....oh you like those then .....O.K. another coming up for you....
There you go girls.

Oooooohhhhhh there you are Dave my sweet..... kiss..... (It pays to keep them sweet wink )
Thanks you my sweetness.... Such a nice man :wink:
Shireen
xxx
MrsFC
Sex God
Oh !!! Davej nice to see you in a pinny ... lol .............is it just for tonight.?............I know there are no men in here tonight so you must be feeling brave!!! :lol: :lol:
Could you be a love and wander over to the jaquzzi and pass it to me wink
Shireen are you coming!!!!!!!
westerross
Sex God
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well busty babe may never set foot in the GFZ again, thanks to no one recuing her from the inferno last week!
she now has a GFZ phobia! :cry:

WBB Don't you remember I saved you from the inferno last week (I was heavily disguised in my fireman's uniform). I'm disappointed you have no recollection after what you said and did as I laid you down. Surely the short-term memory is not failing at 24 confused: :?:
Started nice and early this week boys - mine's a beer Huh - ungrateful women - i dunno :!:
Oh Shit :!: I'm quoting meself ,quoting meself quoting meself. Honest Ididn't mean to do it It was supposed to be an edit. I'll have another beer please or p'raps I'll try a Vodka Mudshake - sounds gooey :!:
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Dave! relax.. wind down don't let the girlies....oh hello girlies smile ..don't let the girlies take advantage, what's that Shireen another drink er! of course confused :?
Dave sit relax...what's that MrsFC another cocktail ..er of course :? :?
something not quite right here!
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Shireen are you coming!!!!!!!

On my way MrsFC...... I just need to change into something more *ahem* appropriate for the jacuzzi..... wink
Shireen
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davej
Sex God
Now its only on because the fella's aint in tonight and yes I know its a plastic one with pictures of fishes on it but it was the best I could get at short notice.
Right there you go Mrs FC one vodka mudpack delivered to the jacuzzi as requested
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Shireen are you coming!!!!!!!

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...................... erm...... erm............. do you mean to the jacuzzi MrsFC??.... redface surprisedops:
Shireen
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gilbert
Orgasminator
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Shireen are you coming!!!!!!!

On my way MrsFC...... I just need to change into something more *ahem* appropriate for the jacuzzi..... wink
Shireen
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Shireeen I was just looking to se if you were about, but I look forward to you changing into somethin appropriate ( or inappropriate)
gilbert
( stuff it Shireen ) nakedness does the lot for most!!!
Gilbert
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*Bounces in wearing a very very skimpy bikini...
MrsFC and Gilbert..... what do you think???.............. Does my bum look big in this???
wink
Shireen
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gilbert
Orgasminator
shireen .
it works for me very much, so come on in , I cannot guarantee how long you may may remain in the same clothed state,
I am not sure Mrs FC's opinion, but for the time being cum and enjoy!!!
Gilbert
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shireen .
it works for me very much, so come on in , I cannot guarantee how long you may may remain in the same clothed state,
I am not sure Mrs FC's opinion, but for the time being cum and enjoy!!!
Gilbert

Oh Gilbert... redface surprisedops: you know just how to make a girl feel good..... wink kiss
Shireen
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MrsFC
Sex God
Oh no Shireen !!!!! your bum looks lovvvverly in your skimpies!!!
I on the other hand couldn't decide what to wear so........ I chose nothing..
Shireen jump in ..
Dave are you on duty all night?
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*Jumps in the jacuzzi VERY quickly after MrsFC... wink
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Dave are you on duty all night?

He had better be Mrs FC..... DAVE!!................ My glass is empty!! thanks you sweetness kiss
Shireen
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gilbert
Orgasminator
shireen so before I join you and dissolve my nakedness what is your pleasure drinkwise
gilbert
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*Runs around the room in a mad panic..... OMG........... OMG............... OMG!!!............... Sarge is here!!
Oooohhhh Sarge my love wink
How are you on this fine evening passionkiss
Shireen
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gilbert
Orgasminator
make it a long one, and what about Mrs FC?
Gilbert
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shireen so before I join you and dissolve my nakedness what is your pleasure drinkwise
gilbert

*Gulp*
Erm..................... Vodka Mudshake please.... caramel flavour.... wink
Shireen
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davej
Sex God
Right there you go ladies drinks for you both and I do believe that Gilbert is getting a couple more as well so you should be stocked for the night.
EErr no Mrs FC shan't be on duty all night as I've got to go play golf in the morning so I will say goodbye to you.
davej walks dejectedly from the bar with his apron over his arm into the car park and past the mangled wreck of his car ,that some idiot blew up with a tank shell mumbling about bloody blokes with odd shaped balls getting all the jacuzzi fun, down the darkened street to the kebab shop.......
One Donner with plenty of chile sauce mate and call me a taxi.................