The charming Ian_Mids

11 Nov 2004

I was hoping for a nice quiet cuddle on the sofa cos Ian is off for the afternoon.
When Ian came in he grabbed a pair of my warm knickers out the tumble drier. Rubbed them on his crotch and says......
"Will you wank me off" :shock:
Now Ian doesn't see anything wrong with that and proceeded to top it off with the words.....
"But I have a days worth of sperm you can have"
Can someone explain to him what romance is please rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I was hoping for a nice quiet cuddle on the sofa cos Ian is off for the afternoon.
When Ian came in he grabbed a pair of my warm knickers out the tumble drier. Rubbed them on his crotch and says......
"Will you wank me off" :shock:
Now Ian doesn't see anything wrong with that and proceeded to top it off with the words.....
"But I have a days worth of sperm you can have"
Can someone explain to him what romance is please
Dawn :silly:

You have the answer yourself Dawn....he didn't say please. wink

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I was hoping for a nice quiet cuddle on the sofa cos Ian is off for the afternoon.
When Ian came in he grabbed a pair of my warm knickers out the tumble drier. Rubbed them on his crotch and says......
"Will you wank me off" :shock:
Now Ian doesn't see anything wrong with that and proceeded to top it off with the words.....
"But I have a days worth of sperm you can have"
Can someone explain to him what romance is please
Dawn :silly:

o know how you feel sad

david is the same dont think man know wot romance is!!
well not all mem! surprised

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I was hoping for a nice quiet cuddle on the sofa cos Ian is off for the afternoon.
When Ian came in he grabbed a pair of my warm knickers out the tumble drier. Rubbed them on his crotch and says......
"Will you wank me off" :shock:
Now Ian doesn't see anything wrong with that and proceeded to top it off with the words.....
"But I have a days worth of sperm you can have"
Can someone explain to him what romance is please
Dawn :silly:

did he forget to shut the tumble dryer door dunno

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I was hoping for a nice quiet cuddle on the sofa cos Ian is off for the afternoon.
When Ian came in he grabbed a pair of my warm knickers out the tumble drier. Rubbed them on his crotch and says......
"Will you wank me off" :shock:
Now Ian doesn't see anything wrong with that and proceeded to top it off with the words.....
"But I have a days worth of sperm you can have"
Can someone explain to him what romance is please
Dawn :silly:

DEAR GOD.......
Dawn's started a thread... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :P lol

11 Nov 2004

mmmm warm knickers straight out of the dryer mmmmm!!!!!!

11 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
I was hoping for a nice quiet cuddle on the sofa cos Ian is off for the afternoon.
When Ian came in he grabbed a pair of my warm knickers out the tumble drier. Rubbed them on his crotch and says......
"Will you wank me off" :shock:
Now Ian doesn't see anything wrong with that and proceeded to top it off with the words.....
"But I have a days worth of sperm you can have"
Can someone explain to him what romance is please
Dawn :silly:

You have the answer yourself Dawn....he didn't say please. wink

don't you mean, 'please, darling'
true romantic x

11 Nov 2004

So if he'd have jumped through the window dressed from head to toe in black and thrust a box of chocolates in your hand.......
Would you then have given him a wank? confused

:?

I'm guessing Dawn's not replying because she has her hands full at the mo! :shock:
With mods duties. What did you lot think I meant? rolleyes

11 Nov 2004

aw dawn a touch harsh there dontcha think?
who needs flowers when you've got a days worth of sperm? no pleasing you women is there? dunno

n x x x :P

11 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
You have the answer yourself Dawn....he didn't say please.

Quote by davej
did he forget to shut the tumble dryer door

Thats not the bluddy point Mr Davej mad

:x

Quote by easy
DEAR GOD.......
Dawn's started a thread... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :P

Fluck off ya bastard :lol:

Quote by easy
So if he'd have jumped through the window dressed from head to toe in black and thrust a box of chocolates in your hand.......
Would you then have given him a wank? :? :dunno:
I'm guessing Dawn's not replying because she has her hands full at the mo! :shock:
With mods duties. What did you lot think I meant? :lol:

I am not telling you :gagged: :x

Quote by neilinleeds
aw dawn a touch harsh there dontcha think?
who needs flowers when you've got a days worth of sperm? no pleasing you women is there? :dunno:

n x x x :P

and as for you Neil :x You'd have the flowers shoved right up ya ass if I got hold of you right now :x :x :x :x
And Ian_Mids if you post what really happened then :kick: :kick: :kick:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Right, this calls for pay back..........I'm off shopping with the credit card :happy: :happy: :happy:
Dawn :silly:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
You have the answer yourself Dawn....he didn't say please.

Quote by davej
did he forget to shut the tumble dryer door

Thats not the bluddy point Mr Davej mad

:x

Quote by easy
DEAR GOD.......
Dawn's started a thread... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :P

Fluck off ya bastard :lol:

Quote by easy
So if he'd have jumped through the window dressed from head to toe in black and thrust a box of chocolates in your hand.......
Would you then have given him a wank? :? :dunno:
I'm guessing Dawn's not replying because she has her hands full at the mo! :shock:
With mods duties. What did you lot think I meant? :lol:

I am not telling you :gagged: :x

Quote by neilinleeds
aw dawn a touch harsh there dontcha think?
who needs flowers when you've got a days worth of sperm? no pleasing you women is there? :dunno:

n x x x :P

and as for you Neil :x You'd have the flowers shoved right up ya ass if I got hold of you right now :x :x :x :x
And Ian_Mids if you post what really happened then :kick: :kick: :kick:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Right, this calls for pay back..........I'm off shopping with the credit card :happy: :happy: :happy:
Dawn :silly:
Bloody Hell. :shock:
It can't be easy being Ian_Mids :grin:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
I'm guessing Dawn's not replying because she has her hands full at the mo! :shock:

not only that, should couldn't talk with her mouth full lol

btw. I thought romance was one of them daewoo cars. confused

:
Anyhow Dawn, you told me not to say what went on, but hell I'm all spent now and forgiveness is often easier to obtain than permission.
Yours rolling over for wee nap
Ian

11 Nov 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
You have the answer yourself Dawn....he didn't say please.

Love is.............. not having to say please!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Love is.............. not having to say please!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now Sarge, you're one of the last great romantics but a please never did anyone any harm.

Quote by Ian_Mids
not only that, she couldn't talk with her mouth full :lol:

Although it does look as if Ian didn't need to say it after all.

11 Nov 2004

Im surprised he only asked for a wank......not even a BJ??? wink

11 Nov 2004

Quote by dawn
and as for you Neil You'd have the flowers shoved right up ya ass if I got hold of you right now

ouch!

*hangs head in shame . . . . *
dawn? could i redeem myself by grassing someone up for nicking your avatar maybe? they was in Lets Meet honest! :(
bolt

n x x x x ;)

11 Nov 2004

But Dawn you should be used to his subtle charms by now lol

:lol:
It made me laugh as much as this did so I thought I should resurrect it for you :P
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4646.html?highlight=
Jas
XXX

11 Nov 2004

Popped before making dinner and cant stop laughing. I can see Ian there asking Dawn hahahahahaha. Dawn wake him up now and ask him for a lot more than his credit card xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Ian_Mids
not only that, should couldn't talk with her mouth full

You complete and utter shit bag mad

No sex for you for atleast a week :x

Quote by neilinleeds
dawn? could i redeem myself by grassing someone up for nicking your avatar maybe? they was in Lets Meet honest!

Yeah the lovely Jas pmmed me about it. I'm pretty pissed to be honest. But I guess the couple that has pinched them don't know they are really my boobs and not just something off the net :x :cry:

Quote by Jas-Tim
But Dawn you should be used to his subtle charms by now :lol: :lol:
It made me laugh as much as this did so I thought I should resurrect it for you :P
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4646.html?highlight=
Jas
XXX

I'd forgotten about that one :lol:
See easy, I do start threads sometimes redface

Quote by corriefem
Popped before making dinner and cant stop laughing. I can see Ian there asking Dawn hahahahahaha. Dawn wake him up now and ask him for a lot more than his credit card xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh his credit card was fine. You should see the fantastic dancing singing tacky Christmas Tree the kids picked :lol: Every time it plays he is going to be reminded of today :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
not only that, should couldn't talk with her mouth full

You complete and utter shit bag mad

No sex for you for atleast a week :x
Who you trying to kid... rolleyes

:roll: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd forgotten about that one :lol:
See easy, I do start threads sometimes

11 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
not only that, should couldn't talk with her mouth full

You complete and utter shit bag mad

No sex for you for atleast a week :x
Who you trying to kid... rolleyes

:roll: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
redface

well not Ian surprised

ops: :lol: :lol:

11 Nov 2004

hi dawn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
soz flower on ians side with this 1 ,go for it ian tell the woman for fuck sake ,who wheres the pants in your house

11 Nov 2004

Quote by djcouple
hi dawn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
soz flower on ians side with this 1 ,go for it ian tell the woman for fuck sake ,who wheres the pants in your house

Oh Mr djcouple, sod off back in the kitchen will ya lol

Dawn :silly:

11 Nov 2004

ok dawn hun redface

11 Nov 2004

TBH Dawn I don't know what you're complaining about.....
At least he had the manners to give it a wipe first. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by djcouple
go for it ian tell the woman for fuck sake ,who wheres the pants in your house

Hiya DJ.... well I guess you need to go re-read this old chestnut for the truth about our house and pants...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10424.html
Ian

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
not only that, should couldn't talk with her mouth full

You complete and utter shit bag mad

No sex for you for atleast a week :x
Who you trying to kid... rolleyes

:roll: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
redface

well not Ian surprised

ops: :lol: :lol:
Hmmm remember the last time we challenged each other to see who could give up sex for the longest?
Who won, and how long did it take for the weakest one to crumble.
Ian

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Ian_Mids
Hmmm remember the last time we challenged each other to see who could give up sex for the longest?
Who won, and how long did it take for the weakest one to crumble.
Ian

Oh shut up you :kick: :kick: :kick:
Dawn :silly:

12 Nov 2004

Romance is still alive hurrah
Chris came home from work with a bunch of flowers and a bottle of baileys and he didn't even want a shag lol
Molly xx

12 Nov 2004

i got a lovely pressie yesterday too, my sparkly shoes that i am wearing in my avatar. Del bought me them when i was at work yesterday.
G x