So why are you in the doghouse at the moment?
I'll kick off with using the microwave to heat some kippers. How was I to know the smell was gonna linger for a week (and counting).
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Sex God
I'm in the dog house for having a 14 foot kayak laid up the stairs 
Apparently it can stay outside
Apparently it can stay outside
Sex God
Quote by Jewlnmart
So why are you in the doghouse at the moment?
I'll kick off with using the microwave to heat some kippers. How was I to know the smell was gonna linger for a week (and counting).
Cut a lemon in half, pop it in a jug half full of water and nuke it for about 5 minutes. It will boil - that's good.
It might need a couple of goes.
Quote by foxylady2209
So why are you in the doghouse at the moment?
I'll kick off with using the microwave to heat some kippers. How was I to know the smell was gonna linger for a week (and counting).
Cut a lemon in half, pop it in a jug half full of water and nuke it for about 5 minutes. It will boil - that's good.
It might need a couple of goes.
Lemon always goes well with fish! :thumbup:
Apparently I'm in the dog house for continually quoting verbatim from various Star Trek and other sci-fi themed movies!
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Jewlnmart
So why are you in the doghouse at the moment?
Cus theres a nice comfy blanket, toys, a chewy and an old bone
Plus its a great place to ambush pussy from :rascal: 
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
I'm in the dog house for having a 14 foot kayak laid up the stairs
Apparently it can stay outside
OMG Tan, never realised that they weren't waterproof
Sex God
Quote by HnS
I'm in the dog house for having a 14 foot kayak laid up the stairs
Apparently it can stay outside
OMG Tan, never realised that they weren't waterproof
Indeed they are waterproof but not theft proof as we nearly found out :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Ben_welshminx
HAve you fitted an immobiliser and rowlocks?
:rotflmao::rotflmao: 
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Quote by Tan--Kinky
Indeed they are waterproof but not theft proof as we nearly found out
You didn't tell me that when you looked after my bike!! :eeek:
Mal
Sex God
Quote by Mal
Indeed they are waterproof but not theft proof as we nearly found out
You didn't tell me that when you looked after my bike!! :eeek:
Mal
We locked the gates when your bike was here as we do the majority of the time :lol: unfortunately the weather has made the gate swell so it won't close properly :doh:
Luckily the dogs bark is a lot worse than it's bite
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
I'm in the dog house for having a 14 foot kayak laid up the stairs
Apparently it can stay outside
Mines a kite buggy and board and several kites .....and she's going outside before they are
Sexpert
I am in doghouse at moment with my son!!!
It seems that when you not been home since October, your mum isnt allowed to Hug you outside the front door, just as a friend drives past
It seems that when you not been home since October, your mum isnt allowed to Hug you outside the front door, just as a friend drives past
