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The easy way of registering.
1) Realise that everybody has to re-register after a major shake up at SH
2) Say to self..........I have done it once......it can't be that bad again
3) Follow instructions and get into chatroom.............then realise that your name is now your password (used to be daughters name)
4) Recieve 15 unsolicited PM's within the first 10 seconds
5) Inform the room that I am actually a male............they ignore you and keep up with PM's calling me "Suger" "Hunny" "Darling" "etc"
6) Give up trying to explain and go into SH help
7) Explain to Ops what I have done...............SH help does not move for about 15 seconds
8) The screen starts to move but full of "lol, pmsl, rofl, etc"
9) Think to self "Bastards"
10) Go back to main room........start closing PM windows down
11) They pop back up again
12) I close them again
13) They pop back up again
14) Think to self "Bastards"
15) Go back into SH help
16) Ask Ops for help
17) Ops help and get me registered
18) Go back into main room
19) Close PM windows
20) Change nick................no more PMs.......and get called for pretending to be a single fem..........I didn't, I just fecked up
21) Think to self "Bastards"
22) Exit room and try to get back in
23) Password not recognised.............between steps 17 and 22 I forgot my new password.
24) Explain to Ops what I have done...............SH help does not move for about 15 seconds
25) The screen starts to move but full of "lol, pmsl, rofl, etc"
26) Think to self "Bastards"
27) Ops help out and change password
28) Re-try main room and I am in
Fecking easy :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? lol :lol: biggrin :D
Dave_Notts
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The scary thing is though Dave I can imagine you actually doing that :giggle:
Shireen
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Hehehehehe! Dave, cool post!
And then lets not forget the Neilinleeds way of looging into the chatroom assisted by Stella.
Open can and drink
Try to login the chatroom
Wont work
Trawl the forum for a bit
Open another can
Still can't log in so trawl the forum some more
Drink another can and remember the password in a blinding flash of drunken ispiration
Waffle to yourself for a bit cos you're too pissed to follow the chat
Log out of the chat swearing excessively
Open another can and post shite on the forum.
lol
Gem. x -opening another bottle of wine! :lol: redface bolt
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Mate, respect, we gave up after step 3
:giveup: :giveup: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Dave__Notts
The screen starts to move but full of "lol, pmsl, rofl, etc"

To make you feel at home mate:
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Excellent post! Feel free to think of me as 'bastard' ;)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
quality post dave wink were being spoilt today,
2 hilarious posts in 1 day :P
Quote by Shireen_Mids
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The scary thing is though Dave I can imagine you actually doing that :giggle:
Shireen
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If my memory serves me right................the ops that ripped me apart were Angel, steveg, Jon, Ian & Dawn_Mids..........and I am trying to remember if you were there too..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biggrin
Dave_Notts
Quote by tallnhairy
The screen starts to move but full of "lol, pmsl, rofl, etc"

To make you feel at home mate:
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Excellent post! Feel free to think of me as 'bastard' ;)
I think that you are a BASTARD
And because I thought it and didn't say it...............it can't be classed as abuse flipa
Dave_Notts biggrin
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Dave kiss I so needed that laugh tonight worship
Gem
Cx
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dave = after that great post I must ask = Did the earth move ? :lol:

And I am recomending the you be "Certified" by Warwick . You deserve it wink
Fred
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dave = after that great post I must ask = Did the earth move ? :lol:
And I am recomending the you be "Certified" by Warwick . You deserve it wink
Fred

You know Fred..............I have been here nearly a year now...............and Warwick still hasn't certified me...........perhaps I am game-keeper instead of poacher :lol:
Dave_Notts
Dave = I shall have words with said ? gent wink
Quote by Dave__Notts
If my memory serves me right................the ops that ripped me apart were Angel, steveg, Jon, Ian & Dawn_Mids..........and I am trying to remember if you were there too..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biggrin
Dave_Notts

Bollox :shock: Did it really happen??? Rofl, pmsl, lmao rotflmao
No sorry Dave I wasn't there that night as you would never have heard the last of it had I been there :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
If my memory serves me right................the ops that ripped me apart were Angel, steveg, Jon, Ian & Dawn_Mids..........and I am trying to remember if you were there too..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biggrin
Dave_Notts

Bollox :shock: Did it really happen??? Rofl, pmsl, lmao rotflmao
No sorry Dave I wasn't there that night as you would never have heard the last of it had I been there :giggle:
Shireen
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This wasn't a bollox thread Shireen................this one really happened. 1 1/4 hours to re-register ffs redface
It is nearly as good as my map reading (ask Ian&Dawn Mids) and the road trip lol
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
1 1/4 hours to re-register ffs redface

rotflmao Now why am I not surprised??? lol
It is nearly as good as my map reading (ask Ian&Dawn Mids) and the road trip :lol:

:rotflmao: I had heard about that one as well :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Dave__Notts
If my memory serves me right................the ops that ripped me apart were Angel, steveg, Jon, Ian & Dawn_Mids..........and I am trying to remember if you were there too..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biggrin
Dave_Notts

Now come on Dave, would I make fun of you dunno
Hell yes :giggle:
Quote by Dave__Notts
This wasn't a bollox thread Shireen................this one really happened. 1 1/4 hours to re-register ffs redface
It is nearly as good as my map reading (ask Ian&Dawn Mids) and the road trip lol
Dave_Notts

You mean when we went to the banquet, that was when you thought we were all off to Manchester when it was the midlands. Ian aims you in the right direction and then you ring to ask where the hotel was. Just exactly how close were you to the front door at this stage Dave? 100 yards? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You funny man kiss
Quote by Shireen_Mids
1 1/4 hours to re-register ffs redface

rotflmao Now why am I not surprised??? lol
It is nearly as good as my map reading (ask Ian&Dawn Mids) and the road trip :lol:

:rotflmao: I had heard about that one as well :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
I see that Dawn is filling in the map reading expertise in a post above.............This was my road trip from hell..............
Quote by Dave__Notts
The road trip was planned in advance. Nothing could possibly go wrong...............no nothing at all.
The plan........start at 10:00 with Marya and Alex_Female. Leisurely drive to Sheffield and pick up Freckledbird. Then leisurely drive to the Essex munch. Not a problem.......
09:45 go to pick up Marya. Arrive at house and expect her to be ready.........no chance. Yap, yap yapping on the SH chatroom. Go to car and remove crowbar. Prise Marya away from the computer in fits of tears.........."But its my life she wails". No sympathy given. Carry her to car and put her in, plus quilt and pillows. Return to house and find a "small" suitcase. You know the ones, when you usually go on holiday for two weeks.
10:00 Return to pick up Alex_Female. Take my small bag and clothes on hangers to car. Go to help Alex_Female with her carry-all. Last time I had seen a carry-all that big was when the sherpas are taking the mountain climbers up Mount Everest. Re-arrange the boot and place my stuff on top. Just manage to close the boot. Return to house and pick up the "nibbles" for the trip down. Carry the cold box to the car, with enough food to have fed Napoleons Grande Armee.
10:15 woohoooooooooooo we are off. Steering a bit light with the weight of the bags in the boot. But we are on our way.
10:25 Marya "I have forgotten something"
10:35 Back at Marya's to pick the something up
10:40 Woohoooooooooo we are off.............again
12:00 Just off the M1 junction. Give Freckledbird a call. D_N "How do I get to your pickup point." F-B "Go around the roundabout........till you are nearly going North again......and thats the turn off." D_N "The one signposted city?" F-B "No....the one before it". Around the bloody roundabout again.
12:10 Pick up Freckledbird. She jumps in car. I re-arrange the boot again and jump on boot trying to close it. How big was that bag?????? Shaking head at the amount I have squeezed into the boot.
12:15 woohooooooo we are off..........again. The steering has got even lighter. Thinking about tying a roadside kerb to the front bumper to even out the weight, and get heavier steering.
12:45 Washer bottle decides to be empty, so a quick stop at a service station. Jump out and return with water. Just in time to see cigarettes being thrown out of the windows.............at a bloody petrol station!!!!!!!!! Not just thrown anywhere..........no, thats too obvious......but into the parched and dry bushes surrounding the petrol station. I only have two ashtrays in the car.........but I suppose they weren't good enough. Then notice police car parked directly in front of us. Jump into the car and get out of there PDQ. Hansell and Gretall laid a trail of sweets to find their way back..........we can get back up north by following the shells of burnt out petrol stations!!!!!
12:50 woohooooo we are off............again
13:30 Alex_Female gets navigator head on. Out comes the map. I have to admit that she looked like she knew what she was doing. I was impressed.
13:35 After she has been studying the map for a while.......I take a peek. "Thats Cornwall darling" WALLOP!!!!!!!!
13:45 Pick up signs for Cambridge. Alex_Female has now found the right part of the country. "I have found where we are" she yells. "Where?" I asked. "There". she points. "Thats Cambridgeshire darling, it's the City you are looking for." WALLOP!!!!!!!
14:00 A_F "Did you print the directions out Dave". D_N "Yes". A_F "Where are they?" D_N "On the table at home" WALLOP!!!!!!!!!!
14:15 A_F gives up map reading and decides to fold map up.
14:30 A_F gives up and squashes it back into the map pocket, five times the size it was before. D_N "Did you follow the creases that were already there darling?" WALLOP!!!!!!!!
14:45 D_N plays practical joke on A_F by pretending he has missed the junction on the M25. WALLOP!!!!!!!!! Last time I do that.
Approx 15:00 Arrive at munch venue. TFFT.
Neilinleeds..................and you said I was a lucky what??????? If that was lucky........I would bloody hate to be unlucky.
The bits I have missed out was the yap, yip and rabbit..................and it was as bad as I thought.
Dave_Notts

Now you know why I am a bit loon and :silly: sometimes :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dave_Notts

I wish to register a complaint .................

Dave said this was the easy way of registering .....
Well I've looked and looked and I can't see a post from easy at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bolt
C x
its good to talk biggrin
aawwww :therethere: dave. i'm sure it was a horribly traumatic experience, and it pains me to see people laughing at your misfortune, it really does! rolleyes
rofl, lmfaooooo, pmsfl, lololololololol!
*splutters*
*chokes*
*coughs*
now as i was saying, ignore 'em dave. heartless bastards the lot of 'em! :P
as for you gem and calista . . . . piss off! that's soooooooo not true! mad
n x x x :P
p.s. i won't have to reregister will i? :shock: best put a thread up asking how it's done! :giggle: bolt
Quote by neilinleeds
p.s. i won't have to reregister will i? :shock: best put a thread up asking how it's done! :giggle: bolt

mad Do you value your bollocks?? :x
Shireen
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rotflmao
But there are ssoooooo many more ways of leaving the chatroom, so much more exciting - especially if it happens quicker than you expected, with the help of an Op evil
Quote by neilinleeds
as for you gem and calista . . . . piss off! that's soooooooo not true! mad
n x x x :P

rotflmao
You're only kidding yerself matey ;)
C x
blooming impossible to get into chat
easier to get a job with m15
Well i finally made it into the chat room and was it worth ah no lol