The egotistical "best thread i have ever written"

12 Jul 2011

Ok, so I'm gonna be a bit presumptious, a whole lot of egotistical and a dollop of "who the fuck does this guy think he is", but I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I have just wrote a "fucking awesome" thread (quoting myself is a show of my self obsessed thread today BTW).
It's on the Cafe for anyone who would like to see a literary masterpeice of a thread in all it's glory. Yes there may be spelling mistakes and a dash of incorrect grammar but it's still class, "sticky worthy" is a thought that springs to mind lol

I'm being a bit "tounge in cheek" for anyone who has not read between the lines and thinks I'm the most omnipetant (all powerful for the uneducated wink

but probably spelt incorrectly), self pontificating bastard ever to grace the cafe pages. But it's a great way to introduce my thread question.
Have you ever written a thread you think is just absolutely awesome but has got little recognition or few replies?
Or.....have you read a thread and thought "that is fantastic?" (other than mine obviously :twisted confused

This is the opportunity for you and your forgotten or unnapreciated thread to shine and enjoy the glory that it should have recieved by those who didnot have the good taste or sense to recognise it's genius or merit.
Or for those sickophantic types who want their SH pals to have their 15 minutes of fame, nominate you favourite thread. The one that sticks in your memory as being superb.
If this has been done before then I'm sorry, but as i'm feeling so elated due to my phenomenal thread (which you can all vote for on "thread idol" by ringing 0845 blah blah blah calls charged at local rate, mobile calls will be higher) I won't even check :lol:
It also gives me the opportunity to read some much needed great threads without having to search through millions of old threads.
So "THREAD IDOL" begins......

12 Jul 2011

My idol is kenty777.
I'd have loved to been a fly on the wall in SH towers when Admin read where he told them they could stick their moderators.....
Sadly missed in these forums for his off-the-wall rhetoric and fearless contributions.

12 Jul 2011

Quote by GnV
My idol is kenty777.
I'd have loved to been a fly on the wall in SH towers when Admin read where he told them they could stick their moderators.....
Sadly missed in these forums for his off-the-wall rhetoric and fearless contributions.

Haha I remember kenty he was one of my "ones to watch out for" i did think he was absolutely mental to be honest but hilarious. I must have missed that thread or did it get deleted?

12 Jul 2011

Quote by Srne
Haha I remember kenty he was one of my "ones to watch out for" i did think he was absolutely mental to be honest but hilarious. I must have missed that thread or did it get deleted?

I think it was in a pm to be honest although, at the time, SH was in the throes of its 'lets clean up the CA Forum' mode so it probably wouldn't have survived more than 30 seconds of server time after discovery... lol

12 Jul 2011

Give over GnV, Kent was an arse of the first order. He didn't come by the moniker he was routinely known by in some quarters for nowt! lol

Kent was the type of guy who would find it momentarily amusing to try and deliberately wind some people up, again, and again, and again, until such time as the flaws in what passes for reasoning in his world were pointed out and he was shown to be a know-nothing idiot, at which point, the argument lost he'd routinely chuck his toys out the pram, descend to personal abuse, and then have the temerity to claim he was the one being victimised when Mods fell over themselves to save him from himself with a lock so as to avoid giving him yet another ban. Sadly missed my arse! Like a hole in the bleedin' 'ead that one! :lol:
Before anyone says it, no, he didn't even liven the forum up any more towards the end, cos I think most people had by that stage come to the conclusion it either a) wasn't worth their time and energy arguing with him, or b) was a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, or torturing kittens. :lol:
N x x x ;)

12 Jul 2011

Quote by neilinleeds
Give over GnV, Kent was an arse of the first order. He didn't come by the moniker he was routinely known by in some quarters for nowt! Kent was the type of guy who would find it momentarily amusing to try and deliberately wind some people up, again, and again, and again, until such time as the flaws in what passes for reasoning in his world were pointed out and he was shown to be a know-nothing idiot, at which point, the argument lost he'd routinely chuck his toys out the pram, descend to personal abuse, and then have the temerity to claim he was the one being victimised when Mods fell over themselves to save him from himself with a lock so as to avoid giving him yet another ban. Sadly missed my arse! Like a hole in the bleedin' 'ead that one! :lol:
Before anyone says it, no, he didn't even liven the forum up any more towards the end, cos I think most people had by that stage come to the conclusion it either a) wasn't worth their time and energy arguing with him, or b) was a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, or torturing kittens. :lol:
N x x x ;)

I just found kenty a little man scared of the world, where everyone else was getting something for nothing and he had to work for everything.
He was a petty, small minded typical daily mail reader. oh god did he like to quote the Daily Mail as gospel.

12 Jul 2011

Lot's of us Mr Lilly become aware at some point that we are but little men in the world. An awareness of our own mortality assures that, eventually, inevitably, noone will give a flying fuck when we're gone? Unfortunately, in the microcosm of the world that is SH, some of us occasionally fall into the trap of imagining someone somewhere will care? The mods are there to remind us noone will, eventually. lol

Oh well! :P
Anyroad up, back on topic, before we make Srne's thread all about Cunty . . . .
I believe I may have taken you to task sometimes Srne? Forum search function takes me back 4 years or more, but looks like a decent post even with the benefit of hindsight? Upon reflection, you're not so bad after all? :P We generally tend to get there in the end? ;)
N x x x ;)

12 Jul 2011

Kenty was a pussycat, you just needed to know how to handle him and to push the right buttons :grin:

12 Jul 2011

Quote by GnV
Kenty was a pussycat, you just needed to know how to handle him and to push the right buttons :grin:

Quote by GnV
The bloody hound couldn't catch game any more or keep up with the pack - a liability and costly to feed so it had to go.
Life is hard and then you die. Its the natural order of things in the Forum.

:lol2:

12 Jul 2011

I cant play this game, the only thread I ever started was about the forum having a moment :confused:

12 Jul 2011

Funny threads. Things that people have got upto and it all went pear shape. I like reading these as it makes me realise I ain't the only one to monumentally feck it up.
Who would I name? I know NIL has done some classics and Flower has had me chuckling away over the years (whether he intended it or not lol

), Missy, Dave_J, Will, Meaty, Markz, Mal, Blue, Tweeky.........in fact lots have made me laugh. The more I think about it the more names just pop into my head. Some of the most funniest and classic could just be the one word retort.
Serious threads that have stuck in my mind are all the current posters in the CA now and the past. Reading peoples opinions is like looking inside the box of life. I am gratefu to them laying bare their opinion for all to see...............even though in my opinion they may be talking out their arse :lol:
Dave_Notts

12 Jul 2011

Quote by GnV
Kenty was a pussycat, you just needed to know how to handle him and to push the right buttons :grin:

You found his prostrate then dunno

Dave_Notts

12 Jul 2011

Quote by Dave__Notts
Kenty was a pussycat, you just needed to know how to handle him and to push the right buttons :grin:

You found his prostrate then dunno

Dave_Notts
:laughabove:
Still searching my threads for an answer to this topic smile

13 Jul 2011

Quote by neilinleeds
Give over GnV, Kent was an arse of the first order. He didn't come by the moniker he was routinely known by in some quarters for nowt! Kent was the type of guy who would find it momentarily amusing to try and deliberately wind some people up, again, and again, and again, until such time as the flaws in what passes for reasoning in his world were pointed out and he was shown to be a know-nothing idiot, at which point, the argument lost he'd routinely chuck his toys out the pram, descend to personal abuse, and then have the temerity to claim he was the one being victimised when Mods fell over themselves to save him from himself with a lock so as to avoid giving him yet another ban. Sadly missed my arse! Like a hole in the bleedin' 'ead that one! :lol:
Before anyone says it, no, he didn't even liven the forum up any more towards the end, cos I think most people had by that stage come to the conclusion it either a) wasn't worth their time and energy arguing with him, or b) was a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, or torturing kittens. :lol:
N x x x ;)

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
fucking hell nil you white hats really are the defenders of the weak and all that wrong in the world arent you
you really think at some time of another you have not been most of the above ????? you might wanna read some of your previous posts some year or so back when the ca forum was in full swing
it really is better to know yourself before you run others down mate wink

13 Jul 2011

Quote by Dave__Notts
Kenty was a pussycat, you just needed to know how to handle him and to push the right buttons :grin:

You found his prostrate then dunno

Dave_Notts
Rolls on the floor laughing... prostrate!!!
Did you mean prostate?

13 Jul 2011

Quote by neilinleeds
Lot's of us Mr Lilly become aware at some point that we are but little men in the world. An awareness of our own mortality assures that, eventually, inevitably, noone will give a flying fuck when we're gone? Unfortunately, in the microcosm of the world that is SH, some of us occasionally fall into the trap of imagining someone somewhere will care? The mods are there to remind us noone will, eventually. Oh well! :P
Anyroad up, back on topic, before we make Srne's thread all about Cunty . . . .
I believe I may have taken you to task sometimes Srne? Forum search function takes me back 4 years or more, but looks like a decent post even with the benefit of hindsight? Upon reflection, you're not so bad after all? :P We generally tend to get there in the end? ;)
N x x x ;)

Can't really remember ever been "taken to task" Neil, but then I use this place as a bit of light relief and enjoyment ansd don't really take it THAT seriously (mostly).
Sometimes I come and rant, sometimes I come on and post well reasoned logical stuff, sometimes I come on to take the piss. I ALWAYS come on to enjoy it.
I take things seriously very rarely but when I do on here, I always remember it's no more than a click to log out and get back to "the real world". wink

13 Jul 2011

Quote by Dave__Notts
You found his prostrate then

Quote by GNV
Rolls on the floor laughing... prostrate!!!
Did you mean prostate?

now that is funny

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
prostrate is To put or throw flat with the face down, as in submission or adoration
maybe that is what mr notts did meen about this member GNV? :dunno::notes:

13 Jul 2011

been searching the threads and we can't find the one we want
it's about a guys first attempt at shaving his genitals - could it have been dave_notts??
shit - we just can't find it but it was the funniest thing we have ever read on any forum anywhere

13 Jul 2011

Missy going dogging thread was brilliant - just a great story well crafted - she should do more of those threads as never see her around much smile

13 Jul 2011

Quote by starlightcouple

You found his prostrate then

Quote by GNV
Rolls on the floor laughing... prostrate!!!
Did you mean prostate?

now that is funny

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
prostrate is To put or throw flat with the face down, as in submission or adoration
maybe that is what mr notts did meen about this member GNV? :dunno::notes:
Either prostate or prostrate works well in the context :rotflmao: Thanks for the definition :thumbup: it sounds even funnier now lol

Dave_Notts

13 Jul 2011

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
been searching the threads and we can't find the one we want
it's about a guys first attempt at shaving his genitals - could it have been dave_notts??
shit - we just can't find it but it was the funniest thing we have ever read on any forum anywhere

I don't think I wrote up my shaving attempts..........but I think I wrote up our weekend of boredom when Alex decided to wax me :eeek:
Dave_Notts

14 Jul 2011

Quote by corrie
Missy going dogging thread was brilliant - just a great story well crafted - she should do more of those threads as never see her around much

Well that's my day..... nope year made!! :happy: Hello Corrie my friend kiss

Miss not being around much, miss the people on here, miss the munches, miss everything about this place sad

But on another note - best threads, well apart from the Davej avatar challenge, which was an absolute blast, Heathers cat thread is an absolute classic http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8131.html

If asked to name the most memorable single post - this one liner from Jags had me crying (2nd post down, but you need to read the first post too) http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6608.html :rotflmao:
I love this site!! :inlove:

14 Jul 2011

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That Dave_Notts thread - when he went swimming or sommat - oh where's that thread!! :rotflmao:

14 Jul 2011

Quote by Missy
Missy going dogging thread was brilliant - just a great story well crafted - she should do more of those threads as never see her around much

Well that's my day..... nope year made!! :happy: Hello Corrie my friend kiss

Miss not being around much, miss the people on here, miss the munches, miss everything about this place sad

But on another note - best threads, well apart from the Davej avatar challenge, which was an absolute blast, Heathers cat thread is an absolute classic http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8131.html

If asked to name the most memorable single post - this one liner from Jags had me crying (2nd post down, but you need to read the first post too) http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6608.html :rotflmao:
I love this site!! :inlove:
:inlove: Missy :kiss:
I think the Hijack thread (which I no hope in hell of findng) was one of the funniest. Davej, Easy, Warwick and NeilinLeeds still bring a smile to my face when I think of that one.

14 Jul 2011

Us guyz who R kool vote 4 Mz Amerika:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31213.html

14 Jul 2011

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
been searching the threads and we can't find the one we want
it's about a guys first attempt at shaving his genitals - could it have been dave_notts??
shit - we just can't find it but it was the funniest thing we have ever read on any forum anywhere

Could it be this one?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11559.html
:huh::huh:

14 Jul 2011

Quote by Calista
been searching the threads and we can't find the one we want
it's about a guys first attempt at shaving his genitals - could it have been dave_notts??
shit - we just can't find it but it was the funniest thing we have ever read on any forum anywhere

Could it be this one?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11559.html
:huh::huh:
Ooooooooo weird! Ive just been reading that one :lol2:
Im all good thanks Calista - lovely to see you posting again, we've missed ya xxxx
Is this the highjacking thread you were thinking of?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71447.html

15 Jul 2011

Quote by anais
been searching the threads and we can't find the one we want
it's about a guys first attempt at shaving his genitals - could it have been dave_notts??
shit - we just can't find it but it was the funniest thing we have ever read on any forum anywhere

Could it be this one?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11559.html
:huh::huh:
Ooooooooo weird! Ive just been reading that one :lol2:
Im all good thanks Calista - lovely to see you posting again, we've missed ya xxxx
Is this the highjacking thread you were thinking of?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71447.html
It wasn't but I remembe that one as well - so funny.
The one I remember was "take this thread to Peru" or somewhere equally obscure!