The Encylopaedia of Unusual Sexual Practices

28 Dec 2006

I read the cappucino thread.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaa my mind is awash with horrid images.... I feel dirty for the first time in visiting this site, and not in a good way....
This thread can only lead to badness!
Adios confused

28 Dec 2006

I suggest a change to this thread...
How about somebody carries out an unusual sexual act on me and I have to guess it's name? Sounds like more fun to me :twisted:

28 Dec 2006

Quote by ambervixen
I know I know I said I was off, however I'm intrigued - Drewxcore - any threads dominated by your omniscient self that do not rely upon books?... :twisted:
Sorry to be so mean, but I think it was being 'allowed' to 'use' your thread or some such that did it.
Adios

Right! Youve done it nowwwwww, I'm going to abandon the original idea of this thread and change it to something different. How about, the worst and best chat up lines anyone here has heard.

28 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
I suggest a change to this thread...
How about somebody carries out an unusual sexual act on me and I have to guess it's name? Sounds like more fun to me :twisted:

OK - I am currently and actively carrying out an unusal sexual act on you - what is it? Bear in mind that I SHOULD be doing some extraordinarily important work and you're a distraction.
rolleyes

28 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
I suggest a change to this thread...
How about somebody carries out an unusual sexual act on me and I have to guess it's name? Sounds like more fun to me :twisted:

OK - I am currently and actively carrying out an unusal sexual act on you - what is it? Bear in mind that I SHOULD be doing some extraordinarily important work and you're a distraction.
rolleyes

Now what could me more important innocent

28 Dec 2006

Quote by felixx1416
Now what could me more important

Mmmmmmmmmm - earning a living? OK.. it's something I should have attended to between m. and m. but I got caught up in the twat-chase! redface

ops:

28 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags

Now what could me more important

Mmmmmmmmmm - earning a living? OK.. it's something I should have attended to between m. and m. but I got caught up in the twat-chase! redface

ops:
Ok you got me on that one kiss

28 Dec 2006

Quote by felixx1416

Now what could me more important

Mmmmmmmmmm - earning a living? OK.. it's something I should have attended to between m. and m. but I got caught up in the twat-chase! redface

ops:
Ok you got me on that one kiss

Ah, an understanding soul - thank you x M
lol

28 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags

Now what could me more important

Mmmmmmmmmm - earning a living? OK.. it's something I should have attended to between m. and m. but I got caught up in the twat-chase! redface

ops:
Ok you got me on that one kiss

Ah, an understanding soul - thank you x M
lol

A neccasery evil have to admit it amazes me how i find time to do anything work running a business home life social life SH life etc :lol:

28 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags

Now what could me more important

Mmmmmmmmmm - earning a living? OK.. it's something I should have attended to between m. and m. but I got caught up in the twat-chase! redface

ops:
I'm a twat? :cry:

28 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded

Now what could me more important

Mmmmmmmmmm - earning a living? OK.. it's something I should have attended to between m. and m. but I got caught up in the twat-chase! redface

ops:
I'm a twat? :cry:
Now what have you been up to my fellow feline lol

28 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded

Now what could me more important

Mmmmmmmmmm - earning a living? OK.. it's something I should have attended to between m. and m. but I got caught up in the twat-chase! redface

ops:
I'm a twat? :cry:
Did I have to chase you???
lol

No, not you. You don't even qualify as a trainee twat.
wink

28 Dec 2006

This thread can only lead to badness!
really?
but thats a good thing, surely?
is it really THAT bad?
dare I?
lp

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
I suggest a change to this thread...
How about somebody carries out an unusual sexual act on me and I have to guess it's name? Sounds like more fun to me :twisted:

OK - I am currently and actively carrying out an unusal sexual act on you - what is it? Bear in mind that I SHOULD be doing some extraordinarily important work and you're a distraction.
rolleyes

Does it involve slapping? :roll:

29 Dec 2006

I dont mind giving out a smackbottom

, 36.

29 Dec 2006

Quote by Cherrytree
I dont mind giving out a , 36.

Oh cherry :smitten: but how about doing it with the santa outfit on? :bounce:

30 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
I dont mind giving out a , 36.

Oh cherry :smitten: but how about doing it with the santa outfit on? :bounce:
Give me a mo to brush out the fur....