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By the way Amber, please feel free to continue your little discussion here in this thread, i'm sure the gods will make an exception in your case.
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Sex God
having a masturbate whilst taking a poo 
Sexlightened
Well Drewxcore, I feel truly chastised. I am indeed a lovely person, however you may forgive my sardonic response, I'm sorry that I'm stealing your thunder in such a 'learned' thread that you are collecting from a book on your lap, and then admonishing everyone else to not use google at their 'peril'.
With an acerbic wit like yours you have seen me off!
Adios
:twisted: Mwa ha ha ha ha
With an acerbic wit like yours you have seen me off!
Adios
:twisted: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
having a masturbate whilst taking a poo
Yes your right x
Ball Dancing
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Ball dancing is a form of ritualistic trance dancing where the participant has balls, bells, weights, and/or fruits sewn or hooked to the skin. Over a period of many hours, the participant dances and the weights slowly tear out—if this happens too quickly the ecstatic trance state will not be reached—with the hope of bringing them to a transcendent state, though it should be noted that traditionally the weights were usually a fruit of some sort and these were not meant to be torn out instead the fruit would slowly shrivel and dry and then another piece would be added.
Sex God
Having read all this ................... err right then next thread 
Sex God
MandH i'm appalled, surely you can see that this thread is stunning. Almost as stunning as my General Ignorance thread which will return once i find the book, i have no idea where it is 
Emetophilia
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Emetophilia
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Quote by ambervixen
Specifically - what would you call a mutant that obtains pictures of others and then never does anything again, the ill fated photo collectors - so far I have come up with
Visage Vermin
Foto Freaks
Image Imps - but that last one sounds too playful. Any ideas?
Bastards?
Knobs?
Wankers?
Thats pretty much what I've called pic collectors in the past, but I see where you're going with this, so how about
Photoshoppers
Image Imaginers
Pic-pockets
And Hierophilia is people who are aroused by sacred objects such as masturbating with crosses or having sex on the altar.
And no I didn't google it
Used to date someone who did it! 
Sex God
Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the supposed frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.
You lot know some horrible things.
I'm off to sing some lovely songs!
I'm off to sing some lovely songs!
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudel,
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in white dresses and blue satin sashes,
Snow-flakes that stay on my nose and eye-lashes,
Silver white win-ters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things,
When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad.
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the supposed frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.
Well done.
Classy Katie, the person you used to date seems like fun....i use knew a girl who went out with a guy who lived with his mum......in a volvo estate.
Symphorophilia
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Quote by Jags
You lot know some horrible things.
Dont blame me......................Blame Google :giggle:
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Symphorophilia: arousal from arranging a disaster, crash, or explosion
Quote by Jags
You lot know some horrible things.
I'm off to sing some lovely songs!
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudel,
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in white dresses and blue satin sashes,
Snow-flakes that stay on my nose and eye-lashes,
Silver white win-ters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things,
When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad.
Gee thanks Jags! Now I got that damn song stuck in my head :doh:
Sexlightened
I know I know I said I was off, however I'm intrigued - Drewxcore - any threads dominated by your omniscient self that do not rely upon books?... :twisted:
Sorry to be so mean, but I think it was being 'allowed' to 'use' your thread or some such that did it.
Adios
Sorry to be so mean, but I think it was being 'allowed' to 'use' your thread or some such that did it.
Adios
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Quote by felixx1416
You lot know some horrible things.
Dont blame me......................Blame Google :giggle:
How is it you can google so fast
Never heard of copy and paste
Sex God
Right then, after Jags singing.............. could someone point me in the general direction of the cappoccino thread please
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/93934.html
Sex God
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/93934.html
Sex God
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/93934.html
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Quote by ClassyKatie
Oh and I also dated a SOMNOPHILIAC
So there you go Drew, look it up in your book, gives you something else to do other than these rather odd threads
I dont think thats one for here :shock:
Sex God
Well I read the cappoccino thread.........................
I likes bubbles in me drink :grin:
M
I likes bubbles in me drink :grin:
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