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7 Mar 2011

some neeps and tatties anyway

8 Mar 2011

having missed Burns night again

8 Mar 2011

much to woohoo's absolute disgust

8 Mar 2011

where is the butter she yelled

8 Mar 2011

as he knew where it

8 Mar 2011

and knowing wohoo's penchant for

9 Mar 2011

could put it in his

9 Mar 2011

thumb and pull out a

10 Mar 2011

amount of small coppers in

10 Mar 2011

juggled his balls with the

10 Mar 2011

to bagpipes playing Scottish laments

10 Mar 2011

"Och man where's me troosers"

11 Mar 2011

in the western isles perhaps

11 Mar 2011

woohoo is so well travelled

11 Mar 2011

it could be anywhere between

12 Mar 2011

down south to up north

13 Mar 2011

Get down on one knee

13 Mar 2011

to get a better look

13 Mar 2011

under the floorboards but his

13 Mar 2011

old stiff knees wont let

13 Mar 2011

to grovel on the floor

14 Mar 2011

but not using his hands

15 Mar 2011

as he is fearful of

15 Mar 2011

we know what bambi is

15 Mar 2011

capable of with that huge

15 Mar 2011

strapon shes not gentle with

15 Mar 2011

her actions being very skilled

15 Mar 2011

so with all her body ...

16 Mar 2011

she said, in her most

16 Mar 2011

misstress voice so with that