the fruit and veg counter

7 Apr 2007

now with my tongue so firmly in my cheek it looks like i have an abcess!! can you ever buy melons without out obvious comparisons or,pick up a cucumber and those nice big carrots that tesco do,without having rude thoughts flashing past your eyes.i do tend to tarry a tad at the fruit and veg counter just to watch some ladies pick up their cucumbers and check it for size etc. and before you accuse me of lQQking for wank fodder....yes absolutely 100 per cent cool

7 Apr 2007

:rotflmao:
I regularly buy two cucumbers in my local supermarket and the poor lad on the till goes a lovely shade of red everytime I go in redface

- what makes it worse is I really do have to stand there and feel them, checking for firmness - one for the gineau pig and the other we like slightly over 'ripe' as it gets peeled for the fish :giggle:
I havent told the lad at the till that yet though :giggle:

7 Apr 2007

Quote by Darkfire
one for the gineau pig and the other we like slightly over 'ripe' as it gets peeled for the fish
I havent told the lad at the till that yet though :giggle:

A likely story!! The poor lad has probably had alsorts of DP fantasies flashing through his mind!! :shock:

7 Apr 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
one for the gineau pig and the other we like slightly over 'ripe' as it gets peeled for the fish
I havent told the lad at the till that yet though :giggle:

A likely story!! The poor lad has probably had alsorts of DP fantasies flashing through his mind!! :shock:
funny you should say that....as i have dp fantasies going through my mind,would you like salad cream with that!! :sticky:

7 Apr 2007

i like reducing him (bless lol

) into a quivering wreck while trying to serve me, its so obvious what's going through his head :lol2:

7 Apr 2007

Quote by Darkfire
i like reducing him (bless ) into a quivering wreck while trying to serve me, its so obvious what's going through his head :lol2:

would you like to play the mrs robinson role in our local production of the "graduate".

7 Apr 2007

It's always such a dilemma confused

Do I go for the courgette, the cucumber or the marrow???????? And would they let me in the clothing department changing rooms to try them for size? :twisted:
What?????????? don't look so shocked, isn't that what those packs of plastic bags are for?????
rolleyes

:twisted:

7 Apr 2007

Quote by tabbi
It's always such a dilemma
Do I go for the courgette, the cucumber or the marrow???????? And would they let me in the clothing department changing rooms to try them for size? :twisted:
What?????????? don't look so shocked, isn't that what those packs of plastic bags are for?????
:twisted:

the marrow??? :shock:

8 Apr 2007

I've never really noticed the fruit n veg thing but I do recall one time in Asda when the cashier raised her eyebrows at me as I went through her check-out with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Durex Play.
Probably just jealous! :twisted:

8 Apr 2007

Quote by Darkfire
i like reducing him (bless ) into a quivering wreck while trying to serve me, its so obvious what's going through his head :lol2:

So it's not just us (i.e. me redface

) that you do it too.....:shock:
You evil woman! smackbottom

(But I like it.... wink

)

8 Apr 2007

moi?

I dont have that 'power' here Dollop I'm afraid - I'm the gobby twat no one pays attention to cos they know one 'shag me' pm and I run off crying for me mam :lol:
it works a treat with this poor lad though...the whole low-cut V neck jumper and leaning right into the trolley to retrieve said cucumbers...placing them gently on the belt and running my finger nail along one of them while looking him straight in the eye as he watches, terrified :giggle:
:twisted: Evil? I dont know what you mean! innocent

8 Apr 2007

Quote by Darkfire
moi?
I dont have that 'power' here Dollop I'm afraid - I'm the gobby twat no one pays attention to cos they know one 'shag me' pm and I run off crying for me mam :lol:

Er.......Just call me "Mammy"! :shock: redface

:giggle:

(And I pay attention to you.....although I should pay atention more :lol: )

8 Apr 2007

Wonder if people get funny looks buying this? lol

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8 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Wonder if people get funny looks buying this?

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Umm Butternut squash for summer vegtable curry, hungry now.