The General Swinger

19 Jul 2005

Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S. lol

19 Jul 2005

Quote by onemanandhiswife
Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S.

And you have swung with how many people?
Lala land is to your right, up the hill and then look down!
rolleyes

:roll:

19 Jul 2005

And i see......... you know the way!! wink

19 Jul 2005

Quote by onemanandhiswife
And i see......... you know the way!!

Only cos I got the job of map-making, road-building, sign-posting making and lost and bewlidered (and often abusive) tourists showing.
lol

19 Jul 2005

With my views, i'm not being abusive. :shock:

19 Jul 2005

Quote by onemanandhiswife
With my views, i'm not being abusive. :shock:

Did I say you were?? :shock:
dunno

:dunno:

19 Jul 2005

Quote by onemanandhiswife
Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S.

with a view like that i wouldn't want to sleep with you everyone has there own tastes and views but its not all about how fit a person is maybe if you got to no a person first and gave them a chance you would have more luck and lots more friends biggrin

sharron

19 Jul 2005

Otherwise they would be mingers

Off to sit in mingers corner :cry: :cry: now who wants to join me :cry:

19 Jul 2005

Yes - you our entitled to your opinion, as we all are. Do you think confused

: it could be your ad that is attracting the wrong sort of people dunno

Maybe your ad is a bit vaugue in what your looking for or maybe some people have a different opinion of their level of attractiveness :dunno: They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Personally I think their is a complete mixture of people on this site covering what I would expect a variety of tastes. If your not happy why not use another site, you haven't lost anythink by using this site - just a thought biggrin

19 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
Otherwise they would be mingers

Off to sit in mingers corner :cry: :cry: now who wants to join me :cry:
we will come sit with you sarah biggrin

19 Jul 2005

Quote by onemanandhiswife
Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S.

Quote by onemanandhiswife
With my views, i'm not being abusive. :shock:

Only being abusive in that a generalized comment like yours , will cause offence generally...
Fair enough, thats your POV.... but here's mine.
You see all kinds of people in the swinging scene, some fat some skinny. If your preference is skinny women, then fine. There's enough out there. No one forces you to anything.
But i guess you are perfect yourself..... so sorry we don't all match up to your expectations, i guess we'll have to try harder. Or should the scene only be restricted to "beautiful people"? Can you provide a criteria for us to match up to? Are there going to be panels to vet who is and who is not acceptable?
And will you allow yourself to be a swinger seeing as you are so ugly on the inside?
I don't think the Mods need to delete this post, you have hung yourself with such a stoopid, generalized comment, that you may want to delete it yourself, once a few others have chipped in...
BTW... David48 doesn't have a beard!

19 Jul 2005

Jags

You forgot to check to see if anyone else was/had/is posting from the same IP.
wave

bye bye onemanandhiswife

19 Jul 2005

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
I LOVE this place sometimes!
:crazy: :crazy:

19 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Jags
You forgot to check to see if anyone else was/had/is posting from the same IP.
bye bye onemanandhiswife

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
OMG I did forget...
runs off to see who they REALLY were....
:twisted:

19 Jul 2005

They had been banned TWICE before.
Can I be sent back to elementary Moderators classes please? In my joy at the sunny day, the warm wind and the cup of tea at my right hand I simply and totally forgot a basic rule of Modding... check everyone's IP if they even remotely smell like a tosser!
Sorry Dawn. redface

:cry: :cry: surprised

ops:
I'll do better next time.
:cry:

19 Jul 2005

Quote by Jags
They had been banned TWICE before.
Can I be sent back to elementary Moderators classes please? In my joy at the sunny day, the warm wind and the cup of tea at my right hand I simply and totally forgot a basic rule of Modding... check everyone's IP if they even remotely smell like a tosser!
Sorry Dawn. :cry: :cry: ops:
I'll do better next time.
:cry:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
kiss

Jags :kiss:

19 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
Otherwise they would be mingers

Off to sit in mingers corner :cry: :cry: now who wants to join me :cry:
feel free to borrow my face if you can't find a chair :rascal:

19 Jul 2005

In our experience we have found that swinging is frequented by just your average person. I have never see what would be regarded as real mingers lol

But I have seen the "we are so beautifull people". They are the ones that sit in corners alone usually facing a mirror :lol:

19 Jul 2005

awwwww such a pity they left... i was looking forward to having some fun with them...
oh well, will just have to wait untill they reappear in another name so i can squish them jus coz they are breathing

19 Jul 2005

Quote by onemanandhiswife
Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S.

My partner and i would consider ourselves attractive but not super models and yes we would have to be attracted to the people we swing with so size or whatever you call it doesn't count for us.......but i tell you this we would stay well clear of the vain ,shallow types for sure no matter how good looking they are!!

19 Jul 2005

Quote by da69ve
Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S.

My partner and i would consider ourselves attractivebut not super models and yes we would have to be attracted to the people we swing with so size or whatever you call it doesn't count for us.......but i tell you this we would stay well clear of the vain ,shallow types for sure no matter how good looking they are!!
I think that between you you make average.
(She's absolutely stunning, doesn't say much for you Dave mate} biggrin

19 Jul 2005

And then we wonder why the world is in such a terrible state, think everyone has just about covered everything that needed to be said so i'll go and sit in mingers corner as well, any room for a wee one?

19 Jul 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S.

My partner and i would consider ourselves attractivebut not super models and yes we would have to be attracted to the people we swing with so size or whatever you call it doesn't count for us.......but i tell you this we would stay well clear of the vain ,shallow types for sure no matter how good looking they are!!
I think that between you you make average.
(She's absolutely stunning, doesn't say much for you Dave mate} biggrin

Me Average!!........and i've just let my hair grow back (a return to my youthful good looks) :lol:

19 Jul 2005

onemanandhiswife
I don't understand your comments at all.
If you want a woman for your wife shouldn't she do the picking?

19 Jul 2005

Quote by da69ve
Hi,
Here is my observation. it strikes me from replies i have had and other people get that swingers are only swingers because it is probably their ONLY chance to get off with either a fit Girl or guy. Otherwise they would be mingers.
Take away the swinging factor, does a small fat guy with large beard and ugly face really have a chance of getting off with a slim young beautiful woman???? i dont think so. i have have posted a few times and had replies along with private emails. to be honest, no one who has contacted me barr one person would even be entertained. i mean, including a 50 year old over weight woman to join us would be ridiculous.
I think its their only chance to even think about it. in my opinion anyway.
Moderator, you might just wipe out my message for no one to see, but please dont, this is a virtual cafe, where people express their views. this is mine.
My opinion may not be in the best taste of favour for some of you but i do think its an honest observation that people should note.
N.S.

My partner and i would consider ourselves attractivebut not super models and yes we would have to be attracted to the people we swing with so size or whatever you call it doesn't count for us.......but i tell you this we would stay well clear of the vain ,shallow types for sure no matter how good looking they are!!
I think that between you you make average.
(She's absolutely stunning, doesn't say much for you Dave mate} biggrin

Me Average!!........and i've just let my hair grow back (a return to my youthful good looks) :lol:
Aah, that's ok then, wouldn't want you to have to sit in mingers corner and be seperated from the wife/girlfriend (or both) and them to have to sit with me in gorgeous corner now, would we :twisted: