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Quote by MrFC
Montmorency
How could I see a fellow man go hungry so I will send you over a nice vegetable curry...I hope the meat isn't too tough, you could not imagine the struggle I had getting the carcas of the cow in the boot of mi Mini. I'm happy to report the car was not too badly damaged in the collision with the poor brute.
Do not worry about paying me back(happy to have tested the meat before serving it to paying customers)

is it just me? :crazy: :crazy:
I am of course vegetarian, so please cut the fat off any meat you send....[/

confused :? :?
Ahh Angel,
MrFC he cannot tell the difference.
Anything tough is meat............. an un cooked vegetable to you or me is tough meat to MrFC ............... Bless, he can be so ummmm well soooooo.........I cannot repeat . redface
Quote by MrFC
I am of course vegetarian, so please cut the fat off any meat you send....
redface surprisedops: :oops: I think it must have been the californian after all that vodka that did it :oops:
Angel no fear would you like another!!!
Mmmmmmmm yes please MrFc, another californian would be just lovely <hic> .... oh please excuse me!
OK - stood up by Mrs FC AGAIN! mad She makes all these promises to get me down into the basement - and what do I find? while I am away - she is up here in the GFZ despoiling and perverting the cream of SH manhood! rolleyes Am I wrong to smell conspiracy here???
lhk
Kat Kat Purrrrrrr !!!! meet me there !! wink kiss
I'm on my way :wink:
P.S. - Monty, have Yorkie bar
lhk
Kat I've lived with that behaviourfor years ....Angel there you go ...a small glass and a pillow for your head :sleeping:
Knowing my luck everyone else has gone by now. Here I am with a large glass of red wine (the end of our fourth bottle of the day since lunchtime redface) and now I find the place is empty.
Oh well, I hope you don't mind if I help myself to another one!
Will
Quote by Angel Chat
redface surprisedops: :oops: I think it must have been the californian after all that vodka that did it :oops:

I'd like to think you were thinking of other things..... All this talk of California is making me Dreamy - I've had a helluva long day - I'm off to bed. See you all tomorrow - God willing.
I think you will find Mrs FC, Angel and Kit are still here Will, and I think Dreamer Helen is lurking as well - help yourself to any one of them. wink
Will darling, let me pour that for you, rest your head on my shoulder and cast your worries aside
Kit
xxx
Kat !!!!! two lettersfor you!!!! PM. evil :evil: :evil:
Mmmmm, thank you. That does feel good. Ooooooh, that's lovely. Just a little lower. :shock: Not THAT low :shock: Oh, okay then. Seeing as you're there now. :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
P.S. - Monty, have Yorkie bar
lhk

Mr Kat, Sir,
I am deeply indebted: I am most partial to an occasional Yorkie and eagerly await it's arrival
M.
PS Please could you take all the ribbons and bows off it, together with it's little lead: they do tend to smell on the old barbecue
Evening all!! Right, that's another 12 hour shift out of the way, who's wenching for us tonight??????
OK!! It's like that is it?? Right I'll get my own chuffing beer. Cheers!!!
Oh Sarge,
Go on then, I'll have one last red and then I'm off to bed :twisted:
Kit
xxx
Quote by MrsFC
Kat !!!!! two lettersfor you!!!! PMT. evil :evil: :evil:
That is 3 letters my sweet kiss
Not yet Kat !!!!! :smile2:
wave Helllooooo Sarge!!!!!!
Let me get you what you fancy!!
What shall it be tonight???
Quote by montmorency
Mr Kat, Sir,
I am deeply indebted: I am most partial to an occasional Yorkie and eagerly await it's arrival
M.
PS Please could you take all the ribbons and bows off it, together with it's little lead: they do tend to smell on the old barbecue

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So does this mean that the GFZ is open an extra day this week then, due to the bank holiday? :mrgreen:
*emptys and refills jacuzzi due to oil floating on the top and "something" at the bottom then gets in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................
Morning easy, you're an early bird!
Just popped in for a quick dip in the jacuzzi before I set to on the big spring clean. I'm sure I'll be back later once it's all done.
Thought Id pop my head in while i was passing No Sarge on the door so im safe
That jacuzzi looks inviting ile just pop in and try it
Hiya Angel, Easy....
Any room for me? I could do with a relax - two hard days gardening behind me - and another today!
I have aches in places where I didn't know I had places.
Alex, there's always room for you! Morning Vicky as well.
Anyone for a coffee before I drag my ass out of here to clean up?
Any chance of a nice cup of chaa! Not too milky now.... biggrin
I'll pop the kettle on for a brew, MrFC if you'll give my aching shoulders a rub!
Nice and strong, did you say? Sugar?
Maybe you'd like a couple of buttered crumpets too?
Girls - would you like some too?
Quote by Alexandra
I'll pop the kettle on for a brew, MrFC if you'll give my aching shoulders a rub!
Nice and strong, did you say? Sugar?
Maybe you'd like a couple of buttered crumpets too?
Girls - would you like some too?

"buttered crumpets" hmmmmmm... sounds delightful lol
Paul