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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it
is going to last.
lhk
Quote by easy
Cough Cough - The GFZ appears to be locked.

Cheers easy! rotflmao
So Kat, how was your gangbang with Jags then mate?
wink rolleyes
Right. Quick lock all the doors and we'll make a start on this bar before the rest get here.
*crashes through doors, rummabes through fridge, grabs half a dozen bottles of ale, strips off and slips into jacuzzi*
Not that I've been waitiing for this to open or anything.
Quote by mattmoleman
So Kat, how was your gangbang with Jags then mate?
ooo - not bad, hump it appears to be keeping her quiet, cool perhaps she cannot talk with her mouth full. blast Although I find that very hard to believe, :shock: as I am convinced Jags could talk under water! :jagsatwork: :twisted:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
drinkies Well then lads, since we are all alone in the GFZ, why don't we make a start and crack open a few bottles. :drinkies:
I need to build up a taste for the curry I'm sure to be wanting later.
*BUUUUURP*
I'm on my second bottle already. What a blummin week I've had.
Ah well bank holiday weekend, back on work on Tuesday and then off until the following Monday. biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I thought it might be interesting to look through the previous GFZs and see how many threads had been started between each closing and opening time. The figures were:
370
210
230
180
260
220
250
1500
110
30
310
220
210
270
400
400
275
340
490
400
22
400
370
I thought it might be interesting
:sleeping: I was wrong!
LHK
............Opens the door quietly........

CREAK

Yikes!!!!! You would have though after all that renovation they would keep the hinges on the door oiled.
OK - Quick shuftie around.....is the coast clear?
....any friendly faces?
Oh yes (smile) and someone I haven't had the please of (meeting) yet!, good evening easy!
Any chance of a beer lads, I'm parched!
Quote by KitKat
I thought it might be interesting to look through the previous GFZs and see how many post there were between closing and opening times. The figures were:
370
210
230
180
260
220
250
1500
110
30
310
220
210
270
400
400
275
340
490
400
22
400
370
I thought it might be interesting
:sleeping: I was wrong!
LHK
BORED, Kat?
Quote by Alexandra
............Opens the door quietly........

CREAK
Yikes!!!!! You would have though after all that renovation they would keep the hinges on the door oiled.
OK - Quick shuftie around.....is the coast clear?
....any friendly faces?
Oh yes (smile) and someone I haven't had the please of (meeting) yet!, good evening easy!
Any chance of a beer lads, I'm parched!

Hi. Help yourself to whatever's in the fridge and get yourself in this pool.
(bikini is optional biggrin )
Thanks Easy
MMMM that Jacuzzi looks nice and bubbly...........
Hey - There it's not plugged in.
OKay - who has been overdosing on the baked beans?
redface
*whistles and tries to look innocent*
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Alexandra
I thought it might be interesting to look through the previous GFZs and see how many post there were between closing and opening times. The figures were:
370... etcetera
I thought it might be interesting
:sleeping: I was wrong!
LHK
BORED, Kat? N0 - I really really thought it would be interesting! :shock: That is why it is so sad! rolleyes
Oh Alex, BTW - NO GIRLIES ALLOWED
Quote by KitKat
I thought it might be interesting to look through the previous GFZs and see how many post there were between closing and opening times. The figures were:
370... etcetera
I thought it might be interesting
:sleeping: I was wrong!
LHK
BORED, Kat? N0 - I really really thought it would be interesting! :shock: That is why it is so sad! rolleyes
Oh Alex, BTW - NO GIRLIES ALLOWED
Sorry Kat, did you say something??? My hearing is not so good - must be the water in this jacuzzi wink
......Off to do get supper prepared in a minute..... anyone fancy popping round later for a midnight BBQ - I have salmon & fillet steak ...... bring your own beer!
Quote by KitKat
So Kat, how was your gangbang with Jags then mate?
ooo - not bad, hump it appears to be keeping her quiet, cool perhaps she cannot talk with her mouth full. blast Although I find that very hard to believe, :shock: as I am convinced Jags could talk under water! :jagsatwork: :twisted:
First - I fainted with shock :shock: THREE MEN and me biggrin
Second - I fainted with pleasure - THREE MEN and me :D
Third - I fainted with laughter - THREE BOYS and me :D :D :D
Quote by mattmoleman
So Kat, how was your gangbang with Jags then mate?

Was waiting for YOU :inlove:
Quote by Jags
So Kat, how was your gangbang with Jags then mate?

Was waiting for YOU :inlove:
:rose: Sorry, I was just buying some flowers, choccies and wine. :rose:
passionkiss Now I have a lot of catching up to do. So can I start with a nice kiss? sillyassionkiss: . kiss :smitten:
"Started with a kiss... never thought it would come to this" Ah, memories of the great Errol Brown (thanks Matt).
LOVE snogging - almost more than anything else, but it depends on the snogger.
Can I sneak in and grab a drink confused: and does anyone want to rub my ugly feet for me biggrin
Yes!! :happy:
and
NO!! :silly:
I haven't got a drink yet... :cry:
Come on Jags, start slapping them, the service is bloody terrible in here :!:
Don't blame you for the NO though rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Jags
"Started with a kiss... never thought it would come to this" Ah, memories of the great Errol Brown (thanks Matt).
LOVE snogging - almost more than anything else, but it depends on the snogger.

A kiss is just a kiss ...you must remember this .
the fundamental rules apply......as time goes by
I'll play Humphrey's part if you play Lauren's Jags passionkiss
Quote by tim-jas
Don't blame you for the NO though rotflmao :rotflmao:

Errrmm - who's feet are we talking about here?
Could it be a
NO rolleyes
or
a
YES? wink
Where's the ale the famous wenches then??
Hi all Goes to the bar and grabs an ale..no two saves going back again
Anybody want one :shock: confused
Yup that'll do me as long as it hasn't got a big head (I think I meant that :!: )
Still it would be better from a wench - where are they confused: :?:
Quote by westerross
Don't blame you for the NO though rotflmao :rotflmao:

Errrmm - who's feet are we talking about here?
Could it be a
NO rolleyes
or
a
YES? wink
Where's the ale the famous wenches then??
They're mine (jas) are you volunteering then TE :shock:
Yup - just prod 'em over here :!: Oooh I just love those little pink things.
Shit this is the GFZ - sorry guys :!:
Oi, wench, ale over here quick (and I'll give your feet a quick massage)
MrFC sinks into the jacuzzi attemting to keep his balance while trying not to drop his precious liquid
Hello Jas, Tune...I must say tune you have ugly feet, typical for a man.. MrFC Allows his eyes to follow from the feet along the legs and....Ah Jas :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: