The girls directory :bolt:

6 Apr 2005

Abigail - Dresses poorly. Plain. Extraordinarily kinky in the sack
Agnes - Spotty. Goes on marches. Vegetarian
Alana - Wears black. Sleeps around. Fond of motorcycles. Goes like a bunny on speed
Alexandra - Nice tits, likes a bit of rough, talks a lot
Alice - Simple minded. Drinks white wine spritzers. Never watched porn
Alison - Pragmatic. Has a man's body
Alleyson - Mad trekkies with a liking for Pinot Grigio and Belgian chocolate truffles
Alyssa - Gorgeous, but evil
Amanda - Prim. Secretly wants to be tied up and spanked
Amber - Dim
Amelia - Wears lots of Laura Ashley. Likes doing it in fields
Amy - Brainless
Anastasia â€“ Man eater
Andrea - Unfeasibly nice tits. Too sweet to be trusted
Angela - Bossy, ugly. Will become a teacher
Anita - Tastes like onions
Annabel - Likes pixies and stars. Smells of herbal tea
Anne - Extensively stupid. Collects things
Anthea - Brain dead, with no redeeming features
April - Fond of golden showers
Ariadne - Annoying and never grows up. Has a stupid name
Adrienne - Big tits. Easy shag. Smokes roll-ups
Arlene - Deeply dim. Overweight. Tendency to fart
Audrey - Aggressive and huge
Barbara - Practical. Mothers everyone
Beatrice - Nature lover. Has given a pony a blow job
Belinda - Desperate
Belle - Depressed. May be violent if the phrase 'bell-end' is used
Bernadette - Hairy. Gets very aggressive if not getting shagged at least seven times a week. Back scratcher
Beverly - Kind but simple. Drinks ale
Briony - Absolutely brain dead. Tendency to blub
Calypso - Obnoxious. Does it with anyone who has a sports car or yacht
Camilla - Looks like a horse. Into BDSM
Candice - Has six kids. Or will do, given half a chance.
Carmel - Very odd. Hates chocolate.
Caroline - Charming, but a raging bull-
Charlotte - Fairly plain. Into threesomes
Chloe - Smells bad, has no real mates
Christine - Psychopath. Unbelievably filthy in the sack. Fond of whips
Clare - NaÃ¯ve. Enjoys root vegetables in every orifice
Clarice - Annoying. Has slept with every male you know
Constance - Prim. Frigid. Kisses on eighth date
Cynthia - Dominatrix. Huge collection of toys and porn
Danielle - Will do anything to please. Only does missionary
Daphne - Silly, stupid, dappy tart
Darlene - Has a greasy face, drinking problem. Wears brown
Davina - Big tits, but giant gob and never shuts up
Dawn - Over-sexed. Secretly likes it up the bum.
Deborah - Easy lay. Defines 'slut' in the twenty first century
Delia - Bossy, boring. Likes licking ice cream off cocks
Denise - Short. Bossy. Makes love, but never fucks
Dianne - Likes sex with older men. Will try anything at least once
Donna - Big tits. Gets into fights. Has a collection of Guns'n'Ammo.
Echo - Currently on extended sabbatical to another world. Easy but dull shag.
Eden - Constantly horny. Likes to be watched
Edith - Dead or dying
Electra - Deeply evil. Lipstick lesbian. Can and will do the ping-pong ball trick, even in public
Elizabeth - Suckled at the teat of Satan himself. A liar and a cheat
Ella - Never grew up. Wears Barbie T-Shirts
Elsa - Pale. Doesn't eat enough. Passes out after one drink
Elvira - Unexpectedly dull
Emily - The sweetest girl. Really down to earth. Smells slightly of mud
Emma - Complete fuckwit and mouthy bitch. Starts evil gossip
Eve - Very hard to understand, likes group sex
Fabienne - Horny! But so sweet and you can talk to her about anything
Faith - Likes country and western music. Screamer. Drinks JD, neat
Fay - Deeply troubled. Would come out, but 'Gay Fay' is simply too painful. Drinks a lot
Fiona - Cute, but always shagging someone who's no good
Gabrielle - Never quite gets the joke
Gemma - Eager to please. Likes group sex, toys and football
Georgina - Shags like a tornado. Never satisfied. Hated by all other women
Gillian - Disliked. Boring. Makes friends by giving head to all blokes she meets. Keeps them the same way
Gina - Amusing. Likes gangbangs, but would never admit to it
Ginger - Gets it three times a night, or she sulks
Hannah - Very loud, all the time
Harmony - Very stupid. Nice tits
Harriet - Gay, but very unhappy
Hazel - Compensates for silly name by drinking a fantastically large amount. Tends to vomit copiously
Heather - Quiet and accepting, of almost anything
Helen - Prim. Secretly wants to be tied up and spanked
Hilary - Fond of animals
Honey - Easy lay. Nightmare psycho. Biter
Hope - Hopeless
Iona - Has an accent. Won't have the lights on whilst shagging
Imogen - Fond of cats
Iola - Flat chested. Very odd
Irene - Polygamous
Isobel - Talks too much. Shags lots
Ivy - Insecure, leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Hairy
Jacqueline - Sucks like a hoover and swallows the lot
Jane - Thinks sex is a normal form of greeting, hello Jane
Janet - The sort of girl that will blow a guy under the table at a pub
Jasmine - Big tits. Funny. Particularly fond of cash
Jennifer - Always ill
Joanne - Seems to be sweet. Is actually the spawn of Satan
Josephine - Instantly forgettable
Judy - Sleeps with girls. Sleeps with boys. Sleeps with anything that will listen to her prattling on about white magic and Wicca
Julia - Bossy, nagging, tasteless and dull
Karen - Loud mouthed slut, normally found in rock bands and pubs
Kelly - Wants to be kinky but too scared to try
Kerry - Lonely, Unhappy. Keeps good sized candle on bedside table. Damp wick
Kimberly - Looks like she sucks lemons
Lara - Desperately unhappy
Laura - Very easy lay. Compensates for self-loathing by shagging evil bastards
Leila - Arrogant slapper who is crap in bed but thinks she's amazing
Leticia - Craves attention. Has unusual fantasies. Likes being spanked
Linda - Will do anything for anyone
Louise - Always drunk, tendency to wank a lot
Lucy - Very scared by almost everything. Charming hypochondriac
Madeline - Insane
Martina - Stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb
Mary - Has done it in the back of more Volkswagen Golfs than anyone else
Melanie - Dappy
Melinda - Dappier
Melissa - Sexy. Flirts outrageously. Hated by other women
Melody - Drunk, drunk, drunk
Michelle - Great in bed. Deeply evil. Collects knives
Miranda - Like's it up the backside
Monica - Drinks like a fish
Nadia - Practices seduction. A tease
Nancy - Very strange
Naomi - Weird. Likes cocktails
Natalie - Holds more semen than a submarine
Nicola - Outrageous tart. Never likes to say no
Nicole - Fairly dim. Tall. Always with a bloke who's nearly very nice, but is actually a total shit
Nina - Can't stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody
Norma - Raging
Pamela - Too hairy
Patricia - Has small tits and no friends
Paula - Simple, basic. Does it with soldiers
Penelope - Virgin
Philippa - Wins fights with Scotsmen
Phoebe - Away with the fairies
Poppy - Overweight. Has a thing about horses
Priscilla - A man, technically
Prudence - Squirts on orgasm but doesnâ€™t enjoy it
Rachel - Cool but can be arrogant
Rebecca - Lesbian. Often unaware of this
Rosemary - Feisty. Violent. Hates men
Roxanne - Wants to be exotic. Tries too hard. Actually very dull
Ruby - Chubby
Ruth - Backstabber
Sabrina - Never aged past 16. Still talks about getting to third base, even if past forty
Sally - Would wank lots, but is afraid of her genitalia
Samantha - Can always be found in someone's bed or in the pub
Sarah â€“ Submissive, wants to be tied up and spanked
Sharon â€“ Brain removed by incompetent surgeon. Shags a lot
Shireen - Indefatigable. Flashes tits a lot
Simone - Full of herself
Sonia - Corrupter of the young
Stephanie - Scatty, weird, into candles and too hairy. Likes it up the bum
Susan - Always goes out with fat men
Tabatha - Sex kitten
Tamara - Unusually boring
Tara - The community bang
Teresa - Vicious bitch
Tina â€“ Likes firemen but is scared of hoses. Fantasises a lot
Tracey - Easy lay. Drinks copious amounts of lager
Valerie - REALLY boring
Vanessa - Deeply sexy. Very kinky
Veronica - The sensible one.
Victoria - Big tits. Compensates for being totally useless by being very loud.
Wanda - Collects teddy bears
Wendy - Apparently very bendy
Yolanda - Has serious disabilities, not least of which being her fucking stupid name
Zoe - Disliked by women. Easy shag. Too clingy
Steve bolt

6 Apr 2005

Annette
Gaynor
Natasha
not listed dunno

6 Apr 2005

Sarah – Submissive, wants to be tied up and spanked

Oh yes :bounce: :happy:
I do have another name and I 'm shocked at what that says :shock: redface

6 Apr 2005

Steve
Obviously you've been busy doing your research
Martin

6 Apr 2005

:giggle:
I did a simliar one way back, elsewhere.

Jake- Gets a five o`clock shadow twice a day, generally walks bow-legged, chews tobacco, has a permanant squint.
Jane- Long grey haired hippy, been smoking jossticks for the past 20 years after misunderstanding someone when they told her that they mask the smell of pot. Spends her days hugging trees and telling everyone that they could all get on, and the world could be a much nicer place if only they would hold hands and sing `kom by yah`...................feel the love.
Neil- Office `party boy`, thinks everyone loves him, and likes to get `jiggy wid it`, the size of his penis can normally be judged by what's left of the rusty exhaust which keeps falling off of his ford escort.
Derek- Only gets a 5 o-clock shadow once a day, is good at everything, everyone loves him, is a man of success, drives a fast car, has gleaming white teeth and a cleft chin. Neil hates him.
Debbie- Big boobs, works the till at the local shop. Life of the party, brunette, loud, loud, loud. Is dating the local `wide boy`.
Kimberly - Wore braces at school, which were removed at 14, to reveal a stunner. Blonde hair, baby blue eyes, the boys loved her, the girls hated her, most probably a cheerleader at some point. 20 years later at the school reunion, she still has blond hair, blue eyes, the girls still hate her.
Drew, Mr Sensitive, in touch with nature, recycles, good with children, quiet, polite, caring, women love him, very, very good looking................pity he is gay.
Pat- mid 40 something, props up the bar at the local pub, uses lots of grecian 2000, plays darts, thinks he`s Elvis, very slimey with women, occassionally will hang out with a female counterpart called.....
Brenda - has a sixty a day habit, drinks gin, uses lots of rouge, leather mini skirt which has seen better days keeps catching on her belly peircing, on account its a size 12 skirt on a size 16 belly. Calls everyone `dahlin`
Venus (edited) - small, round, and obnoxious. :mrgreen:

Venusxxx

6 Apr 2005

Is there a males directory where you found this? :twisted:

6 Apr 2005

:lol:

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All names from Steves little Black Book

6 Apr 2005

I'm not listed, I must be indescribably perfect! :angel:

6 Apr 2005

Karen - Loud mouthed slut, normally found in rock bands and pubs
:shock: :shock: :shock:
that it meant Pure.........but I'm not complaining lol

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6 Apr 2005

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Emily - The sweetest girl. Really down to earth. Smells slightly of mud

Bring on the mud bath :twisted: :twisted:
C x

6 Apr 2005

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Alexandra - Nice tits, likes a bit of rough, talks a lot

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6 Apr 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
:giggle:
I did a simliar one way back, elsewhere.

Neil- Office `party boy`, thinks everyone loves him, and likes to get `jiggy wid it`, the size of his penis can normally be judged by what's left of the rusty exhaust which keeps falling off of his ford escort.
Derek- Only gets a 5 o-clock shadow once a day, is good at everything, everyone loves him, is a man of success, drives a fast car, has gleaming white teeth and a cleft chin. Neil hates him.

Venusxxx
How did you know I have an Escort, and how did you know it was rusty ????
redface

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6 Apr 2005

awww i'm not on there either :cry:

6 Apr 2005

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Alleyson - Mad trekkies with a liking for Pinot Grigio and Belgian chocolate truffles
Steve

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Can't help thinking that entry has been added recently steve!

6 Apr 2005

rachel ..cool but can be arogant , yep thats me lol

6 Apr 2005

Deborah - Easy lay. Defines 'slut' in the twenty first century

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6 Apr 2005

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Dawn - Over-sexed. Secretly likes it up the bum.
Steve

You are so gonna be in trouble when she see's this.......
Even I'm not that brave
Ian

6 Apr 2005

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Clare - NaÃ¯ve. Enjoys root vegetables in every orifice

:shock: Dont fancy the idea of root veg confused

Give me cock any day :twisted:

6 Apr 2005

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Tracey - Easy lay. Drinks copious amounts of lager
Jane - Thinks sex is a normal form of greeting, hello Jane
Steve

:shock: OI! Mr flucking G. I'm offended. Really Offended! :shock:
I have not, and never have drunk lager in any quantity evil

The rest is pretty accurate though wink

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Tracy-Jayne

6 Apr 2005

my name aint on there
phew..... :twisted:

6 Apr 2005

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Dawn - Over-sexed. Secretly likes it up the bum.
Steve

You are so gonna be in trouble when she see's this.......
Even I'm not that brave
Ian
Nooooooooo!!.........not THAT Dawn. rolleyes

Steve

6 Apr 2005

Hmmmmmm....wonder if the description for Beverly counts, as it's nearest to my name.
'Beverly - Kind but simple. Drinks ale'
Nope, I drink ciderrrrrrrrrrrrr
lol