the governments to blame

17 Mar 2004

ok now i know its budjet day and your all bored of hearing about it , but ive come to the conclusion that the government are to blame for me not getting sex.
what with house prices rising in cornwall, no one can move here , petrol is going to be going up so no one will travel here for fun, and well if lagers getting more expensive less men will be drunk so ive no chance lol evil

17 Mar 2004

im sure the men dont need beer goggles on to have sex with you.
in my experience many women are at a distinct advntag to men when it comes to finding partners. it seems many men either wear permanent beer goggles or personality really does count.
oh yeah id love to come to cornwall but unless work are paying for the diesel and you can park an 18tonne lorry in your drive i fear we are destined never to meet.
best of luck though.

17 Mar 2004

ive had alot of things parked in my drive , but never a 18 tonner lol , must be a bit of a disadvantage with doggin if your trying to go unnoticed lol

17 Mar 2004

couldnt make may 8th its the only day anything happens in this god forsaken town, its flora day, ( and the men get pissed biggrin

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17 Mar 2004

It's OK fem, I blame the government for everything and of course they don't deserve it rolleyes

17 Mar 2004

Quote by fem_4_taboo
ive had alot of things parked in my drive , but never a 18 tonner lol , must be a bit of a disadvantage with doggin if your trying to go unnoticed lol

i must admit ive never gone dogging in the lorry at night but i once parked up in a well known site on my lunch break once and watched a couple from the cab.
i was getting paid to go dogging and i don't work for the sun.
Anyway i think that getting caught by the police whilst dogging in the company vehicle might get me into trouble. biggrin

17 Mar 2004

ive just seent his ad in the lets meet up perhaps your prayers have been answered
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8344.html

17 Mar 2004

:thrilled: wayhey my prayers have been answered

17 Mar 2004

i knew screaming oh my god during sex would eventually work

17 Mar 2004

lol.... everything cums to those who wait.... hmmmm just where in Cornwall would you be?? I fancy a trip down to see friends in Plymuff!

18 Mar 2004

Don't know who i can blame for not getting any sex, I'm just relieved that the government didn't introduce a porn tax, the poll tax was bad enought but a porn tax would bankrupt me lol

Doing my bit for the cornish tourist board i say no matter how much the price of petrol take a trip down there. I visit at least twice a year great beaches, the eden project, minac theater, a trip to the isle of scilly its a great place to chill out. opps sorry had a Judith Charmers moment

18 Mar 2004

I also blame the government for the lack of sex.
If booze was cheaper I feel it would help my cause enormously.
I also feel it is only a matter of time before Gordon taxes sex. It would probably be a differentiated system ie oral Â£
missionary
Doggy etc
At this point I would apply to become a tax inspector :shock:

18 Mar 2004

damn