The Horror In Their Eyes

30 Nov 2005

I seem to keep bumping into people in Tesco.....
The latest was a couple standing next to me at the deli counter. They were chatting away about which bacon or ham or whatever and the guy turned and said "Excuse me" as he reached over to take a number ticket. There was one of those double take moments as he tried hard to picture why I looked familiar confused

:? :? :shock:
Yes mate, I recognised you straight the way - last time I saw you was when you had your face burried between my legs and a rather attractive young man had a firm grip of your togger lol

Now the question is... should I say 'Hi, how are you doing - have you been dogging lately?" :twisted:
I thought he was going to pass-out, so I left it and let him rapidly perspire as he waited for his 4oz of smokey back :grin:

30 Nov 2005

Hehehehe, good one --- I once shagged a tranny and then a while later saw him in male mode in the street with (presumably) his wife....he looked right at me --- but he didn't look horrified in the slightest --- cool as a cucumber cool

8-) 8-)

30 Nov 2005

Marvellous PL - my first 'laugh out loud' of the day from this crazy place. Mr Bloke has even just shouted down the stairs from the loo to ask what I'm laughing at :P

30 Nov 2005

Very amusing.
Maybe you should have asked him if he could give you a lift home...

30 Nov 2005

Living very very close to chameleons and working in a very close asda i see many people outside chams i know from there, mostly ones getting their beer b4 they go into the club
Its funny how many guys see me, take the womens arm they are with and quickly dash off some will say hi, some look like they want to say hi but not sure if they should :lol: it's funny how differant people view talking to swingers out of a swinging situation diffarent, my wierdest one was i was walking home from work one moring was only a cpl weeks ago and was about and a car pulled up at the side of me to ask for direction to the nearest paper shop as i turned i realised i knew this guy from chams and he did me cause he said str8 away....."hey i know you from chams i had a 3sum with you and your m8" :? on this he tryed to talk me into getting in the car and going for a shag :shock: .....he said as a thank you for allowing him to join in with me and my m8 :shock: kind old sole he was eh :lol2: now its , very cold, i've just done a 10 hour sift and i'm tired and in my dirty work clothes :shock: :shock: needless to say i told him where to get off and it wasn't at the local paper shop :lol2:

30 Nov 2005

I have recognised couples and singles before who without a falter rush up to say hi, beaming and pleased to see you. But I do love it when you recognise a guy (and not the woman he is with) and he has the look of a bunny trapped in the headlights lol

There was one time I recognised a woman - oh boy was she having a good time the last time I had been observing her - getting pounded by a groupd of 10+ men whilst she was in shackles on the wall. She was centre of attention, very load and having a great time. Later she was in the bar chatting to a few of the young guys who had been helping out earlier. I had a chat with her and her young companion. She was very outgoing, flirty and chatty - not at all like the sheepish woman out shopping with her hubby (who I had never laid eyes on before) :shock: She did the wide-eyed bunny look and hurried out of the shoe shop. Now if that is not enough to raise suspicion - a woman wanting to leave a shoe shop empty handed!

30 Nov 2005

i have often bumped into peeps from here or clubs when out in my normal life.
if i am alone i will always say hi.
if i am with my child i tend to just give a quick nod and rush on.
not suggesting that the people on here are wierd.. just prefer to keep my child away from my perversions! lol

:lol:

30 Nov 2005

bumped in to 1 lady as both of us were going into a funeral

30 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
bumped in to 1 lady as both of us were going into a funeral

i live in fear of bumping into leprechauns on the way to the corner shop!
lol

30 Nov 2005

Wouldnt bother me if l bumped into anyone and l'd always stop and say hi (unless they ran off before l got the chance lol), unless l was with my mother redface

or like well_busty_babe said with your kids, smile