The 'Ideal Woman'

28 Jun 2007

Characteristics:-
Age Late 40's.
Height Tall 5' 10".
Build Slim but not skinny.
Hair Not fussy.
Make up None, wares glasses rather than contact lenses
clothes Simple, does not ware tights or stockings.
Looks Smart but not drop dead gorgeous.
Personality educated and intelligent.
Attitude Very broad minded.
Breasts Firm, just small enough not to need a bra under normal circumstances.
Pubes Completely smooth, wet and tight lipped.
Sex Regular creampie.
Any comments !!
HH

28 Jun 2007

The 'Ideal Woman'

A quiet one.
What? dunno

28 Jun 2007

whose ideal woman? confused

28 Jun 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
whose ideal woman?

Exactly!
are you asking us what OUR ideal is? dunno

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Hh_home
Characteristics:-
Age Late 40's.
Height Tall 5' 10".
Build Slim but not skinny.
Hair Not fussy.
Make up None, wares glasses rather than contact lenses
clothes Simple, does not ware tights or stockings.
Looks Smart but not drop dead gorgeous.
Personality educated and intelligent.
Attitude Very broad minded.
Breasts Firm, just small enough not to need a bra under normal circumstances.
Pubes Completely smooth, wet and tight lipped.
Sex Regular creampie.
Any comments !!
HH

I think HH mean his idea woman!!
I score about 75% :twisted: :shock:
Loose on the firm boobies!!

28 Jun 2007

Quote by northwest-cpl
The 'Ideal Woman'

A quiet one.
What? dunno

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Is that your ideal woman then, Hh_home?
Presumably if she's intelligent, she'll be able to explain to you the difference between 'wares' and 'wears' wink

28 Jun 2007

I am to young, passed on the firm boobs lol

28 Jun 2007

hmmmm - well when you find her, she'll most probably have a drink or two with you, then dump you rather fast for being so god damn choosy! lol

You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow wink

28 Jun 2007

Quote by jaymar
You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow

A pulse would probably do. ;-)

28 Jun 2007

Quote by cu3b4ll
You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow

A pulse would probably do. ;-)
cheeky! smackbottom

28 Jun 2007

Quote by jaymar
hmmmm - well when you find her, she'll most probably have a drink or two with you, then dump you rather fast for being so god damn choosy!
You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow

Sorry Mar but I think you should read some of the female ads if you want to see choosy. A guy says he wants to meet a slim sexy women and he gets pounced on but a women can say I want a young sexy muscular hunk and it seems ok
or so it seems I could be wrong as I'm sure some will tell me if I am

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
hmmmm - well when you find her, she'll most probably have a drink or two with you, then dump you rather fast for being so god damn choosy!
You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow

Sorry Mar but I think you should read some of the female ads if you want to see choosy. A guy says he wants to meet a slim sexy women and he gets pounced on but a women can say I want a young sexy muscular hunk and it seems ok
or so it seems I could be wrong as I'm sure some will tell me if I am
???? I was joking... hence the laugh face added.

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
.....a women can say I want a young sexy muscular hunk and it seems ok.....

Oh well... that rules me right out then. :-(

28 Jun 2007

Quote by jaymar
hmmmm - well when you find her, she'll most probably have a drink or two with you, then dump you rather fast for being so god damn choosy!
You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow

Sorry Mar but I think you should read some of the female ads if you want to see choosy. A guy says he wants to meet a slim sexy women and he gets pounced on but a women can say I want a young sexy muscular hunk and it seems ok
or so it seems I could be wrong as I'm sure some will tell me if I am
???? I was joking... hence the laugh face added.
im going to take a break from this forum this is the 3rd time in almost as many days i seem to have said something wrong. :cry:

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
hmmmm - well when you find her, she'll most probably have a drink or two with you, then dump you rather fast for being so god damn choosy!
You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow

Sorry Mar but I think you should read some of the female ads if you want to see choosy. A guy says he wants to meet a slim sexy women and he gets pounced on but a women can say I want a young sexy muscular hunk and it seems ok
or so it seems I could be wrong as I'm sure some will tell me if I am
???? I was joking... hence the laugh face added.
im going to take a break from this forum this is the 3rd time in almost as many days i seem to have said something wrong. :cry:
Well I cannot speak for the other days, I've not been around, but Winey hun, you know me better than to directly call people, all people are equal to me as well you know. kiss

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
im going to take a break from this forum this is the 3rd time in almost as many days i seem to have said something wrong. :cry:

Don't be daft - I do that every single day!

28 Jun 2007

Any comments !!
.............
I'm sure you can buy one of these as described on the web!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao

28 Jun 2007

Quote by jaymar
hmmmm - well when you find her, she'll most probably have a drink or two with you, then dump you rather fast for being so god damn choosy!
You failed to mention honesty, personality and the ability to spit or swallow

Sorry Mar but I think you should read some of the female ads if you want to see choosy. A guy says he wants to meet a slim sexy women and he gets pounced on but a women can say I want a young sexy muscular hunk and it seems ok
or so it seems I could be wrong as I'm sure some will tell me if I am
???? I was joking... hence the laugh face added.
im going to take a break from this forum this is the 3rd time in almost as many days i seem to have said something wrong. :cry:
Well I cannot speak for the other days, I've not been around, but Winey hun, you know me better than to directly call people, all people are equal to me as well you know. kiss

thank you :kiss: but thats exactly what i have started to do it seems.
anyway hijack over going to take a break

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

im going to take a break from this forum this is the 3rd time in almost as many days i seem to have said something wrong. :cry:

Don't be daft - I do that every single minute of the day!
rotflmao

sorry petal...

28 Jun 2007

Quote by jaymar

im going to take a break from this forum this is the 3rd time in almost as many days i seem to have said something wrong. :cry:

Don't be daft - I do that every single minute of the day!
rotflmao

sorry petal...
lol

s'ok - you're probably right!

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
The 'Ideal Woman'

A quiet one.
What? dunno

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Is that your ideal woman then, Hh_home?
Presumably if she's intelligent, she'll be able to explain to you the difference between 'wares' and 'wears' wink

Ouch! Thought that, but didn't dare say it. Well, I suppose we can console ourselves by noting that the two words are an anagram of each other and, therefore, could count as a typo (I am actually trying to help here).

Quote by Jaymar
A pulse would probably do. :wink:

That's actually optional - as long as she is still warm. Sorry - but sometimes it's fun to be gross just to freak people out! lol

Will

28 Jun 2007

One comment bothers me more than the others and its this one......

Quote by Hh_home
Hair Not fussy.

How many woman that would fit all the other criteria would be pissed that the bloke wouldn't notice her hair?
I would hate all the effort I put in to my hair to be wasted confused

As for the rest, I'm not 40, I am short and fat, my tits are down there somewhere

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Dawnie
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I would hate all the effort I put in to my hair to be wasted

especially as you have the most fabulous hair ever, ever ever..... lol

28 Jun 2007

Quote by poshkate
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I would hate all the effort I put in to my hair to be wasted

especially as you have the most fabulous hair ever, ever ever..... lol

Thank you PK but someof it is going next week :thumbup:
I haven't decided, 2, 4 or 6 inches dunno

28 Jun 2007

Ideal woman?
Brunette nymphomanic who owns a brewery and has an arse you can rest your pint on while shagging doggy style :rascal:

28 Jun 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ideal woman?
Brunette nymphomanic who owns a brewery and has an arse you can rest your pint on while shagging doggy style :rascal:

Shouldnt that be brunette nymphomaniac MUTE?
Wft am i doing encouraging this sexist shite?
:boxing: :boxing: :sparring:

:smackbottom: :kick: :kick:

29 Jun 2007

Likes football
Uses the 'C' word when mad with other drivers
Doesn't mind the loo seat being up (up where you ask)
Likes The Smiths
Always fancies MFF lol

Pretty face, nice smile
Cares about her appearance but not mine!!
Intelligence
Personality
Wants sex daily
If she has all of the above, who cares what her body is like.

29 Jun 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ideal woman?
Brunette nymphomanic who owns a brewery and has an arse you can rest your pint on while shagging doggy style :rascal:

Erm I don't own a brewery but I got the Brunette nymphomanic who has an arse you can rest your pint on while shagging doggy style bits ... is that enough meaty :twisted:
DD

29 Jun 2007

My ideal woman?
Compassionate,
Loves nature and wildlife,
Great sense of humour,
Natural and at ease with herself,
Gorgeous smile and lovely teeth,
An ability to put up with my differences and the patience of a Saint would no doubt help.
That will be Mrs Kiss then.

29 Jun 2007

Quote by Hh_home
Characteristics:-
Age Late 40's.
Height Tall 5' 10".
Build Slim but not skinny.
Hair Not fussy.
Make up None, wares glasses rather than contact lenses
clothes Simple, does not ware tights or stockings.
Looks Smart but not drop dead gorgeous.
Personality educated and intelligent.
Attitude Very broad minded.
Breasts Firm, just small enough not to need a bra under normal circumstances.
Pubes Completely smooth, wet and tight lipped.
Sex Regular creampie.
Any comments !!
HH

Best of luck to ya fella...

Quote by Dawnie
I haven't decided, 2, 4 or 6 inches

Unlike you to settle for 6 inches ;-)
bolt