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THE IT!

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IT COMES OUT AT NIGHT WHEN YOUR ASLEEP......................iTS a bit shy at
first!..........but starts to enlarge............getting bigger and.....bigger...........stronger and stronger.......................then IT starts to change ITS couler!.......Then IT starts on YOU
Tickerling you.................and makes you turn and twist!...................and worse of all it makes you itch!.................But ITS clever not to awake you!.........................then IT starts to curl and twist!...............into the most horrble shape................ and IT starts to grow.............feeding off you!.....................all the nutrrients you had before you want to bed!.......are now being sucked out from your body!..............THEN...............you a wake!.......feeling tied!.....and drained!.........wondering why!
You go down stairs!...........not noing ITS there!........untill
you go in to the bathroom and look into that Mirrow!.................ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
you scream! with horror!........................there IT is!..................... your heart beats fast!
bur bump ber bump!..........you get breath less!...................you gasp for breath!
and then you try and get it!
pulling and tugging so much it makes your eyes water!...................but it will not let go!
IT has its big claw holding on in!.............ooooooooooooo ITS stuff!...................
BUT.......you dont give up!........after a hour!...............swearing and the pain you just about bare!.............................you get IT................... boy did it hurt!
Bloody nasal hair!
Sleep tight and dont let the nasal hair bite!......he he!
love you all!
Debbiewebs! xxxxxxxxxxxx :giggle:
You Nutter !!! wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Flipper and his patent body hair remover ready when you are babe lol
PS , I did not answer as soon as you posted this as I was hiding behind the computer until whatever it was had gone :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
You Nutter !!! wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yes sarge!.......anything you say sarge :wink: :wink:
BOY debbiewebs wetting her self here redface
must go and change me knickers bolt biggrin
Quote by Flipper
Flipper and his patent body hair remover ready when you are babe lol
PS , I did not answer as soon as you posted this as I was hiding behind the computer until whatever it was had gone :shock:

:boo: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I didn't think ladies suffered with this! :shock:
YOu learn something new every day... biggrin
I'm no expert, but was she faking it???
SORRY! redface
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I'm no expert, but was she faking it???
SORRY! redface

well debs were u faking it?