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OK, that was a hook.
I'm having a grumble. I'm jealous.
I've been training on here fer nearly 2 years now. Speed, stamina, skills all honed to the best I'll ever manage. So what do I achieve when I start a thread? A coupla ropey threads that just about struggle to stay on page one fer twenty seconds and that accumulate less than twenty posts (for which I am eternally grateful of course) before sinking to the lower level of the basement archive. evil
My Angelica :inlove: flits in - tells everybody that I smell, and starts a thread that beats all of mine hands down.
I guess I'm just not one of life's natural thread starters.
What are you? A thread starter, a poster or a reader. S'pose I'd better put up a poll - that'd get a few more notches on the thread post!! wink
(Mods delete if this has been done recently)
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Well I'll start you off here ( so to speak :twisted: ) Being a newbie, I fell into the trap of starting a thread that was already done hence it was locked ( fair enuff too ) So for the meantime, I'll just read and post. Hard to get the creative juices flowing after a night shift and only 3 hours sleep anyhow :sleeping:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well I'll start you off here ( so to speak :twisted: ) Being a newbie, I fell into the trap of starting a thread that was already done hence it was locked ( fair enuff too ) So for the meantime, I'll just read and post. Hard to get the creative juices flowing after a night shift and only 3 hours sleep anyhow :sleeping:

C'mere sweetie! :therethere: Have a little snooze on me shoulder :sleeping:
I know how you feel tune!
Think of something wacky & it's already been done
Try to do something remotely topical & it stinks faster than mik's shed in quicksand!
You cant win mate...
I have yet to reach that Neo-Matrix part of my brain that will allow me to post any thing of any interest to the SH mob! :giggle:
Quote by redpantherman
I have yet to reach that Neo-Matrix part of my brain that will allow me to post any thing of any interest to the SH mob! :giggle:

Just post any old crap confused it works for me. lol
Quote by mik69

I have yet to reach that Neo-Matrix part of my brain that will allow me to post any thing of any interest to the SH mob! :giggle:

Just post any old crap confused it works for me. lol
I've posted some crap in my time.....sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it gets locked and sometimes I get banned..... redface
I keep going though..... wink
CC...... cool
I am an "other".........
I have definatly killed more threads than i have started........but i am mostly a reader now....
sean xxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
I am an "other".........
I have definatly killed more threads than i have started........but i am mostly a reader now....
sean xxxxx

I forgot the ancient art of thread killing. Mind you I think MikeNorth and I vie for that title my friend.
Other (please specify)
You didn't give us the option of "all three" Tune :giggle:
I think two main options when starting a thread here, either totaly wacky or very topical. Hard too know with very topical whats already been done so best start with Totaly wacky. Also if you involve people in the thread you will get more response i.e. my campaign to get rid of the :giggle: emoticon went down well or not well depending on your view point. What it did do was give someone a clear opinion on which to comment. I was never going to win and it wasent serious anyway ( I have a follow up thread to do as well at some point ha ha ha ) but it got a reaction.
I reply in quite a few topics, dunno how I judge succes of this but I am not very good at this I reckon. Goping on how many times I get quoted or anyone latchs on to what I say thats low compared to other users, so I would say not so good at replying.
Hope thats food for thought
Mr Tweeky
I don't often start threads for fear of them being a flop rolleyes
I rarely post more than a few words because I don't rate my English skills :roll:
I read almost all the threads but would I if I wasn't a mod? Probably because I am nosey redface
So what am I dunno
Well not a starter, I am a bit of a poster but a large reader, I think confused
:giggle: :karaoke:
You all know it has to be done...
Not the lyrics to Firestarter by Prodigy...
I'm the Thread Starter, punkin' instigator
Im the fear addicted, danger illustrated
I'm a Thread Starter, twisted Thread Starter
You're the Thread Starter, twisted Thread Starter
I'm a Thread Starter, twisted Thread Starter.... :giggle:
Usually a reader although as I get to know more people (or usually when i've had a drink and dont give a ****) i'll quite happily post
*Her*
I had to say other.
After polling many x's, in that kind of insecure girlie "what do you like about me " way, I came to a conclusion.
You see they all inevitably said " you're bloody great at blow jobs". So in a strop I composed my own epitaph........
"Here lies Winchwench, now she's dead,
when she wasn't, she gave good 'ead"
I'm definately a reader more than a poster i'm afraid. Summat to do with living in the back end of the universe and not having much of a social scene up here lol.
Think i'm also a bit of a thread killer too as most of the threads I post in end up dying lol
BSB
Quote by westerross
I've been training on here fer nearly 2 years now. Speed, stamina, skills all honed to the best I'll ever manage. So what do I achieve when I start a thread? A coupla ropey threads that just about struggle to stay on page one fer twenty seconds and that accumulate less than twenty posts (for which I am eternally grateful of course) before sinking to the lower level of the basement archive. evil
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My Dear Tune
You are looking at this all wrong.
When a thread doesn't get many replies, it is not always because it was pants - it could just be because...
It is so well done others feel inadequate to contribute and fear they will not be able to match the high standards you have set. They may feel they lack the talent, thought, humour, creativity, insight, intellect or intelligence to make a valid contribution.
So, you see, it is not that your standard of thread starting is poor - it is in fact too high!
wink
I guess I do all the options ,although no where near as much as I used to. Threads that I've started have, for the most part, been successfull if you are basing success on the replies and its longevity (although I think there are other definitions)
Whilst the subject matter is probably the biggest determining factor, there is an oft over looked timing issue, which I am happy to admit to useing. There are times when you will get a stronger response than others, not just in terms of the clock, but also the type of traffic and its mood. If you want to get the response you feel a thread deserves, then assuming that the topic will determine its success ain't always the full story.
Dont you think that thread's that are more likely to be contraversial or create an arguement (for want of a better phrase) end up being longer threads?? That does not always mean that they are more sucessful however smile
Shireen
xxx
Quote by PoloLady

I've been training on here fer nearly 2 years now. Speed, stamina, skills all honed to the best I'll ever manage. So what do I achieve when I start a thread? A coupla ropey threads that just about struggle to stay on page one fer twenty seconds and that accumulate less than twenty posts (for which I am eternally grateful of course) before sinking to the lower level of the basement archive. evil
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My Dear Tune
You are looking at this all wrong.
When a thread doesn't get many replies, it is not always because it was pants - it could just be because...
It is so well done others feel inadequate to contribute and fear they will not be able to match the high standards you have set. They may feel they lack the talent, thought, humour, creativity, insight, intellect or intelligence to make a valid contribution.
So, you see, it is not that your standard of thread starting is poor - it is in fact too high!
wink
you were doing so well and then went and fucked it up. rotflmao
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ffs PoloLady, don't you have a reputation to consider rotflmao
Quote by Pete_sw
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ffs PoloLady, don't you have a reputation to consider rotflmao

No dunno rolleyes
Quote by BigScotsBloke
I'm definately a reader more than a poster i'm afraid. Summat to do with living in the back end of the universe and not having much of a social scene up here lol.
BSB

we should really do something to alter that you know wink
Quote by Darkfire
I'm definately a reader more than a poster i'm afraid. Summat to do with living in the back end of the universe and not having much of a social scene up here lol.
BSB

we should really do something to alter that you know wink
Yer dead right DF - good poster our BSB!
Signed TE
(Come over all acronymy like!!)
PS But I am serious - be great to see more of BigScotsBloke about!.
Quote by Darkfire
I'm definately a reader more than a poster i'm afraid. Summat to do with living in the back end of the universe and not having much of a social scene up here lol.
BSB

we should really do something to alter that you know wink
So you will be forking out for the deposit on the new house then confused: lol
Mr Tweeky
Quote by davej

I've been training on here fer nearly 2 years now. Speed, stamina, skills all honed to the best I'll ever manage. So what do I achieve when I start a thread? A coupla ropey threads that just about struggle to stay on page one fer twenty seconds and that accumulate less than twenty posts (for which I am eternally grateful of course) before sinking to the lower level of the basement archive. evil
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My Dear Tune
You are looking at this all wrong.
When a thread doesn't get many replies, it is not always because it was pants - it could just be because...
It is so well done others feel inadequate to contribute and fear they will not be able to match the high standards you have set. They may feel they lack the talent, thought, humour, creativity, insight, intellect or intelligence to make a valid contribution.
So, you see, it is not that your standard of thread starting is poor - it is in fact too high!
wink
you were doing so well and then went and fucked it up. rotflmao
Why?? WHY??? I was enjoying that! - Simple soul - me. dunno
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Quote by westerross
I'm definately a reader more than a poster i'm afraid. Summat to do with living in the back end of the universe and not having much of a social scene up here lol.
BSB

we should really do something to alter that you know wink
Yer dead right DF - good poster our BSB!
Signed TE
(Come over all acronymy like!!)
PS But I am serious - be great to see more of BigScotsBloke about!.
redface Cheers surprisedops:
I'm going to have to kick some NHS butt soon tho , joking apart , could barely even walk yesterday so going to have to speed up my ankle operation ( i'm sick of not being able to walk me dog lol !! ) so I can get about more and finally get down to a munch !!!
BSB
Quote by couplefunuk
Usually a reader although as I get to know more people (or usually when i've had a drink and dont give a ****) i'll quite happily post
*Her*

Snap ... that's me too biggrin
We are more readers these days TE, just don't seem to have the time anymore.
We come in browse add a little comment here or there if we can then bugger off again.
Yeh yeh i know, you are all glad that i have shut up sad
G x
Quote by dundeecpl
We are more readers these days TE, just don't seem to have the time anymore.
We come in browse add a little comment here or there if we can then bugger off again.
Yeh yeh i know, you are all glad that i have shut up sad
G x

No dammit - were not! Always welcome in my book.
Well I've had a post whore of a weekend. Like you I've had trouble getting going on the sites lately but this time I've had a blast - so thanks for yer company one and all - been great.