The Jizz Calculator

13 Feb 2005

Guys - try this out and calculate how much man muck you've made!!
Lets see who is the biggest shooter in town!!
There is erm...absolutely no prize whatsoever for the winner.

This is the sum of my efforts over the years:

You have made gallons and lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3 football fields!
You have killed approximately 842,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4680 kittens.

Thats potentially 842,400,000,000 little sartois's that could've been out there!

13 Feb 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You have made gallons and lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,808,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 15600 kittens.
confused

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13 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You have made gallons and lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,808,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 15600 kittens.
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you've also made a lot of footballers fucking angry, boots are expensive and a pain to clean!

13 Feb 2005

Quote by davej
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You have made gallons and lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,808,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 15600 kittens.
:? :? :? :? :? :? :?

you've also made a lot of footballers fucking angry, boots are expensive and a pain to clean!
I didn't think anyone saw me on that footbll pitch!! :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :? wink

13 Feb 2005

Quote by Mark
Does that mean you're officially the biggest wanker I've ever met?

Quite possibly!! :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Feb 2005

FFS!!.......it isn't enough that I've got to wade through tons of chewing gum and dog shite on my way to get the daily paper. Thank christ I can't wear flip flops.