The Man Rules
My hubby sent me this I thought I would share it with you,
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Please note.. These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1 Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
sports. It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument..
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color..
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as footy Or boxing
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
To give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
To give them a bigger laugh.
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The mens rules for us women!
Very good, and mostly true, but
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.Yes he did. He stole maps from Henry the Navigator when he left Portugal. In turn Portugal purchased them from Arab traders, who some how got hold of them from the Chinese who were the first to navigate around the world.
Sex God
thats soooo funny yet incredibly true :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Just when I think I`m getting the hang of it, some git comes along with one of these lists just to prove I`m not a "proper" man at all :cry:
:therethere:
very true on all accounts except one:
he definitely needed them, as he was aiming for china and ended up somewhere else entirely..lol
...he just didn't need them from a woman
edit: drat, got ninja'd by ..:giggle:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
he definitely needed them, as he was aiming for china and ended up somewhere else entirely..lol
...he just didn't need them from a woman
edit: drat, got ninja'd by ..:giggle:
Quote by flower411
Just when I think I`m getting the hang of it, some git comes along with one of these lists just to prove I`m not a "proper" man at all :cry:
Oi don't call me a git! :kick:
Ok I will await Flowers take on the mens rules!
I know you don't like sport, but what others do you not agree with?
Warming the Bed
Thought I would add these
1 It is acceptable for us to drive your car. It is not acceptable for you to drive ours.
1 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
1 Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
1 Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean we want to leave you.
1 We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified that you'll become your mother
1 We really don’t understand what you're talking about
1 It is acceptable for us to drive your car. It is not acceptable for you to drive ours.
1 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
1 Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
1 Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean we want to leave you.
1 We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified that you'll become your mother
1 We really don’t understand what you're talking about
Quote by Mack-m
Thought I would add these
1 It is acceptable for us to drive your car. It is not acceptable for you to drive ours.
1 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
1 Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
My hubby would agree with the last, he has also said to me in jest.
The reason he would not agree with the first is that I don't drive
I have never needed to I have a chauffeur :lol:It is him.
He doesn't drink, but then I don't have interest in having a load of bags or shoes either.
What is yours is mine, what is mine is my own :lol:
Orgasminator
1. If we haven't taken the trash out, its cause we're not in the moment and the trash isn't in a rush.
Sex God
:lol: Doesnt anyone else think its funny that all the girls think this list is so true, and yet the other thread is nothing like them ?? :lol:
