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The most painfullest pain???
Quote by Cherrytree
Putting your contact lense in, forgetting that you haven't given it the ten minute neutralising, and having an eyeful of hydrogen peroxide.
I lost my voice through screaming.
Owwwwwwwwwww the pain!!! And you can't get the lens back out, cos there is no way on earth you can coax your eye open again :crazy:
Finally calming the eye down and getting it to a shade of pink from angry red. Finish getting ready and prepped and having one hell of a meet :twisted:
......... getting to the crucial point - I want it - he can cum anywhere - cover me in it - I'm horny - I'm a waitin - bring it on :twisted:
.... and he shoots it in the same bluddy eye :crazy:
Sexlightened
Quote by Bjlips2008
Has anyone else had someone cum in their eye!!!? OK, OK, I should have blikned in time!! It bloody hurt though...swimmers were chuffed....thought they'd found the biggest ever egg to fertilize!
LOL....any pics of that?
Quote by Bjlips2008
Has anyone else had someone cum in their eye!!!? OK, OK, I should have blikned in time!! It bloody hurt though...swimmers were chuffed....thought they'd found the biggest ever egg to fertilize!
You beat me with your cum eye!!! :lol2:
Does bluddy hurt :crazy:
There was a certain someone who got cum ear :shock: think theres a post about it somewhere way back yonder. Couldn't do sympathy cos laffin too much
omg i havent really laughed out loud before at a thread.....but jeezzzz this has me crying with laughter....and cum eye....yas wanna try it up your hooter.....now THAT stings....and makes u sneeze like buggery!!!! :giggle:
but i ahve just remembered a dim and distant memory from my youth.......being wanked wit one of thoise ivory 70's style vibes....to find the batteries had leaked.:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: i wish they had a fainting smily here....mr B as a young lad had to casually HURRY past his mum in the kitchen for a glass of water to come and flick over my foo foo...to try and dilute the battery acid :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
but i ahve just remembered a dim and distant memory from my youth.......being wanked wit one of thoise ivory 70's style vibes....to find the batteries had leaked.:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: i wish they had a fainting smily here....mr B as a young lad had to casually HURRY past his mum in the kitchen for a glass of water to come and flick over my foo foo...to try and dilute the battery acid :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I hate anything to do with my nails. I've torn my thumb nail off from the nail bed twice and its bluddy painful! I hop around like a stupid woman.
Last time it happened it was hanging on just and I quickly pushed it back down as that's all they usually do in A & E to stop infection until the nail begins to grow again.
Last time it happened it was hanging on just and I quickly pushed it back down as that's all they usually do in A & E to stop infection until the nail begins to grow again.
Quote by Bjlips2008
Has anyone else had someone cum in their eye!!!? OK, OK, I should have blikned in time!! It bloody hurt though...swimmers were chuffed....thought they'd found the biggest ever egg to fertilize!
OMFG this happened to me I thought I was going blind :eeek: I called nhs direct and everything...
Quote by Calista
For me it's a toss between childbirth (I wimped and had the epidural) and neuralgia(which I had for a month).
I think the neuralgia wins hands down. It should be used for torturing sex offenders!
Callie
Absolutely neuralgia wins - I remember weeping with pain. Childbirth was a doddle in comparison; and I had no pain relief at all!
have no guys here ever trapped their willys in a zip???
ok i dont have one, ( other than my strap on lol)
but i did once pull my jeans zip up and caught in on my skin,. owwwwcchhh
its not even the pain so much, but the skin beng caught and knowing its not over till you self inflict more pain by removing it.
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ok i dont have one, ( other than my strap on lol)
but i did once pull my jeans zip up and caught in on my skin,. owwwwcchhh
its not even the pain so much, but the skin beng caught and knowing its not over till you self inflict more pain by removing it.
xxx fem xxx
I once scratched my head with an extremely hot glass rod (about 12inches long)I was so into what I was doing, I forgot it was hot 
I've still got this glass rod as reminder to not be so stupid with half a head of hair stuck to it 
:?
I've also caught a hot piece of glass that shot off the end of a glass rod...bluddy reflexes!
Burnt all my fingers on one hand quite badly in the flame of a sort of blow torch.... didn't feel it till I noticed my hands were in the flames! :roll:
I've still got this glass rod as reminder to not be so stupid with half a head of hair stuck to it :? I've also caught a hot piece of glass that shot off the end of a glass rod...bluddy reflexes!
Burnt all my fingers on one hand quite badly in the flame of a sort of blow torch.... didn't feel it till I noticed my hands were in the flames! :roll:
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A bleeding git big spot on my nose where my glasses pad sits cant see if i dont wear em hurts like hell if i do :cry: :cry:
Quote by TanKinky
A bleeding git big spot on my nose where my glasses pad sits cant see if i dont wear em hurts like hell if i do :cry: :cry:
Blimey Tan, are we twins :shock: I've got the very same spot at the mo, right under my glasses pad (although have also lost paddy bit
:? :? ) - can barely see over it :shock:Ewww another pain, when you accidently grind your teeth together
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Quote by Missy
A bleeding git big spot on my nose where my glasses pad sits cant see if i dont wear em hurts like hell if i do :cry: :cry:
Blimey Tan, are we twins :shock: I've got the very same spot at the mo, right under my glasses pad (although have also lost paddy bit
:? :? ) - can barely see over it :shock:Ewww another pain, when you accidently grind your teeth together
Least i aint the only one
The pressure of my glasses on it earlier was making me slightly dizzy :shock: i think its the heat the tiny bit we have had of it anyway Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
standing an a bloody piece of lego at 2am :shock: :shock:
As long as it wasnt the kids lego house which they had spent hours painstakingly building for mammy to get pissed and stand on it :shock:
Nope never done that :smug:
and yes i was in lots of trouble the next day :scared:
There was a certain someone who got cum ear :shock: quote]
I gave someone cum ear once while trying to fuck some sense into her!!!!
Breaking my nose playing cricket.....
Breaking my big toe playing cricket....
Don't play cricket so much any more!
Had some ice cream yesterday, that cold feeling in your forehead between your eyes.... Holy fook that hurt. Whats it called???
I gave someone cum ear once while trying to fuck some sense into her!!!!
Breaking my nose playing cricket.....
Breaking my big toe playing cricket....
Don't play cricket so much any more!
Had some ice cream yesterday, that cold feeling in your forehead between your eyes.... Holy fook that hurt. Whats it called???
Sex God
Quote by Misterwood
Had some ice cream yesterday, that cold feeling in your forehead between your eyes.... Holy fook that hurt. Whats it called???
Brain freeze :crazy:
Child birth is obviously painful, had a recent throat and ear infection which really knocked me off my feet but I really think the thing that hurt the most was catching my nail on my little finger only almost pulling it off.
Had a burning hot pain sensation in it for at least 5 days and anytime you knocked it it throbbed even more :fuckinghell:
Had a burning hot pain sensation in it for at least 5 days and anytime you knocked it it throbbed even more :fuckinghell:
Sex God
I fell off my bike into a nettle patch wearing a skirt when I was small. I had to walk home and get my mum to rub about half an acre of skin with dock leaves. It didn't help much.
Orgasminator
Even after reading the thead and vowing to be extra careful.....
I still managed to walk into one of the bedposts on the bottom of the bed last night.
They are fecking huge, and typically just the right height for my lady bits - I soon fell to the floor not daring to get up for a while!!
:lol: :lol:
I still managed to walk into one of the bedposts on the bottom of the bed last night.
They are fecking huge, and typically just the right height for my lady bits - I soon fell to the floor not daring to get up for a while!!
:lol: :lol: 