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The Muff Game!

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Where did our muff go? The Supremes
When you think I've muffed you all I can, I'm gonna muff you a little bit more. Dr Hook
When you're in muff with a beautiful woman. Dr Hook
Ok technically this is a hymn but that is still a song of sorts !!!!
Muff Devine
It's the best i could do...all the good ones have gone redface
note to self....must get a life!
Tainted Muff........
I wanna know what muff is (I want you to show me)
Crazy little thing called muff
Muff,Muff me do.
Thats how strange muff is ... Otis Reading
Muff muff me do...The Beatles
Ian xx
btw are there any songs with 'muff' in the title ???
Yes, there's a song called "Big Muff" by Depeche Mode, on the "Speak and Spell" album,
stoned muff.
Livin' in the muff of the common people.
I just wanna make muff to you.
Muff muff me do
Muff me muff my dog
(Should that last onje be mutt ?)
She muff's you yeah yeah yeah
She muff's you yeah yeah yeah
With a muff like that, you know you should be glad
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Yes, there's a song called "Big Muff" by Depeche Mode, on the "Speak and Spell" album,

tks for that - more of a prog rocker myself..
muchly ta
Tainted Muff - Soft Cell
Do You Believe In Life After Muff? - Cher
Muff Me Tender - Elvis (Sing this now in your best romantic voice, it's hilarious biggrin )
Easy Muffer - Phil Collins and that other bloke
Muff Don't Come Easy - Phil Collins
I am a woman in Muff - barbara doobry
All out of Muff - Air Supply
Big Muff - fleetwood mac
Higher Muff - steve winwood
Cradle of Muff - Billy Idol
Muffshack - b52's
Let my Muff open the door :shock: - pete townsend
Don't tell me you Muff me - Night Ranger
When I fall in Muff - the name will come to me
Ever lasting Muff - Howard Jones
Muff resurrection - alison moyet
Muffcats - the cure
Making Muff out of nothing at all - Air Supply
I'll be Muffing you (forever) - New Kids on the Block
Give me all your Muffin - ZZ top
Lessons in Muff - level 42
I'm outta Muff - anastasia
TO the tune of Wild Rover
I have bin a Muff diver for many a year
And i spent all my money on muff divin gear
The goggles the snorkels the flippers the tank
If i aint muff divin I'm havin a wank
I am a woman in Muff :P
I thought of this one: Crazy Little Thing Called Muff.
Then thought about the lyrics:
This thing called muff I just can't handle it
This thing called muff I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called muff
This thing (this thing) called muff (called muff)
It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called muff
There goes my baby
She knows how to Rock'n'Roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat
I gotta be cool relax get hip!
Get on my tracks
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called muff
I gotta be cool relax get hip!
Get on my track's
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called muff
This thing called muff I just can't handle it
This thing called muff I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called muff...
:twisted:
Dead Ringer for Muff
Muff for Sale
Will You Still Muff Me Tomorrow?
Is This Muff?#Muff Hurts (Only if you're doing it wrongly)
Movies are fun, too:
Muff, Actually
Muff is a Four-Letter Word
In the Name of Muff
When you go down the road of hymns and other religious quotes it gets really sick:
Jesus Muffs Me (this I know)
God is Muff
Muff thy Neighbour
Jesus Muffs the Little Children
For God so Muffed the world that he gave his only begotten son.
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Quote by targaid
I thought of this one: Crazy Little Thing Called Muff.
Then thought about the lyrics:
This thing called muff I just can't handle it
This thing called muff I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called muff
This thing (this thing) called muff (called muff)
It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called muff
There goes my baby
She knows how to Rock'n'Roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat
I gotta be cool relax get hip!
Get on my tracks
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called muff
I gotta be cool relax get hip!
Get on my track's
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called muff
This thing called muff I just can't handle it
This thing called muff I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called muff...
:twisted:

We might have to do a rendition of that one at the next munch :giggle:
Muff is all around by wait for it......
WET WET WET
Mr Muffer man - Shaggy
Any song by Barry White - aka The Walrus of Muff