THE NEW AND TOTALLY INNOCENT VIBRATOR AND CHEAP

27 Dec 2005

HI EVERYONE,
JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS WITH YOU.,
I HAVE JUST FOUND THE PERFECT MULTI PURPOSE VIBRATOR AND BEST OF ALL.......................
ITS ONLY FROM ALL WELL KNOWN SUPERMARKETS!
ITS IS MORE PREFEREN TIAL FOR CLITORIS STIMULATION AND WHATS MORE YOU COULD TAKE IT ANYWHERE AND PEOPLE WON'T KNOW, EVEN YOUR CHILDREN.
PS ITS ON OFFER AT THE MOMENT WITH A FREE DVD!
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27 Dec 2005

Well wot is it
lets have a look????

27 Dec 2005

If it's an electric toothbrush this thread's getting locked!
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

27 Dec 2005

OMG i never even thought about an electric toothbrush xx
ITS ACTUALLY THE NEW:
MACH3 NITRO
it is definately very powerful and has several uses
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

27 Dec 2005

a RAZOR??
:shock: :shock: :shock:

27 Dec 2005

Quote by funin_and_mike
MACH3 NITRO

:shock: :shock: :shock:
But wouldnt that cut your bits?

27 Dec 2005

No
the handle vibrates as well and its quite powerful xx
i always use a mach3 on my bits anyway but this 1 ads new dimentions being battery operated xx
and totally waterproof xx lol

27 Dec 2005

The handle eh, Erm, see you all in a bit, just nipping off to tesco's wink

27 Dec 2005

:uhoh:

27 Dec 2005

Well, I did actually need a new shaver, so I went and got one. The damn thing is actually a mini vibrator :shock:

I like the "battery lasts for 3 to 6 months", not if it's going to be used as a vib it ain't
How it helps shaving is anyones guess dunno

27 Dec 2005

Quote by funin_and_mike
ITS ACTUALLY THE NEW:
MACH3 NITRO
it is definately very powerful and has several uses

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Dare I ask if it's the one Mike uses for his chin? :!:
How exactly did you discover this *multi-use*? Not whilst he was shaving his face surely confused

: :!: :eeek: :evil2:
T-J xx

27 Dec 2005

Hi Red hot,
Mike here thats your perverted mind T J but i wish lol
But it was funins pervy mind who thought of it lol
Perhaps we can get together sometime and interchange batteries with your cherry!!!!!!!!!

27 Dec 2005

Well, I did actually need a new shaver, so I went and got one. The damn thing is actually a mini vibrator

I like the "battery lasts for 3 to 6 months", not if it's going to be used as a vib it ain't

WELL IN TESCOS IT COST BECAUSE WE BOUGHT 3 FUNINS GREEDY

27 Dec 2005

I bought one of last week. Now Mrs Cueball won't give it back! She says it's not only a great vibe, but it's completely waterproof too. It cost me less than a fiver in Asda's.
Sorry Jags bolt

28 Dec 2005

new mach3 eh? will have to try that one, and i never thought of an electric tooth brush either lol, thats me busy for the next couple of days lol

got to be cheaper than anne summers!!! :lol:

28 Dec 2005

Heh, glad other people have found the alternate use of this product! Linz's eyes light up whenever she spies my m3 nearby, although she does like the sensation of my new
electric razor... lol

28 Dec 2005

Quote by earthchild
new mach3 eh? will have to try that one, and i never thought of an electric tooth brush either lol, thats me busy for the next couple of days got to be cheaper than anne summers!!! :lol:

The electric toothbrush thing was on Graham Norton's programme a few years ago - a (female) audience member admitted (blushingly) to using one! Works for blokes too hehe wink

28 Dec 2005

popped down to tesco's and bought one this morning
now due to roz's being ill over the last few weeks(was like a jungle down there)
so we used it this afternoon made my job so much easier lol
and roz seemed to enjoy it as well...thanks funnin hun
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28 Dec 2005

Theres a hell of a draught in here, Mrs H, left the door open in her haste to get one.

28 Dec 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
I bought one of >>these<< last week. Now Mrs Cueball won't give it back! She says it's not only a great vibe, but it's completely waterproof too. It cost me less than a fiver in Asda's.
Sorry Jags

These ads will never be that same again in this house.
Wonder how 'high'up the sonic will reach.....lol
Hi ho, Hi ho, tis off to Azdas we go......

28 Dec 2005

Well tried 2 tesco's in the area and all sold out.... seen a few in people's trolleys but must have read the post too late .... the lady on the aisle said we've had a rush on them this last few days... so was just wondering if anyone on here is now sponsored by gillette .. mike? biggrin

.... no.. well you should be sales have doubled last few days... lol

Next time anyone has a reason for us all to run to supermarket at least wear an SH badge or something then we can say hi to each other. :P

29 Dec 2005

THIS IS NOT GOOD:
I bought 3 mach3 nitro's for peeps fgor christmas and they've all been hidden.
I try to buy myself an early birthday present............................ my justification for buying a forth 1 ........................9only to find out they are sold out!!!!
FFS this is so unfair.
My New Years Resolution:
TO BE MORE SELFISH!
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30 Dec 2005

Quote by funin_and_mike
ITS ACTUALLY THE NEW:
MACH3 NITRO

Pics of one in use as a vib appeared on "Redclouds" within a month of its launch! Hehe
John

31 Dec 2005

Quote by funin_and_mike
HI EVERYONE,
JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS WITH YOU.,
I HAVE JUST FOUND THE PERFECT MULTI PURPOSE VIBRATOR AND BEST OF ALL.......................
ITS ONLY FROM ALL WELL KNOWN SUPERMARKETS!
ITS IS MORE PREFEREN TIAL FOR CLITORIS STIMULATION AND WHATS MORE YOU COULD TAKE IT ANYWHERE AND PEOPLE WON'T KNOW, EVEN YOUR CHILDREN.
PS ITS ON OFFER AT THE MOMENT WITH A FREE DVD!
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
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Yes i've tried it a few months back when it first came out, Makes for an interesting shave a few days later lol

when you remember where its been! but as an cheap travel toy its great, perfect for weekends away when me and my woman travel on my motobike and need to keep the weight down, and also long plane trips!
Alan :P

31 Dec 2005

Quote by michelemacca
Well tried 2 tesco's in the area and all sold out.... seen a few in people's trolleys but must have read the post too late .... the lady on the aisle said we've had a rush on them this last few days... so was just wondering if anyone on here is now sponsored by gillette .. mike? .... no.. well you should be sales have doubled last few days...
Next time anyone has a reason for us all to run to supermarket at least wear an SH badge or something then we can say hi to each other. :P

like the badge idea! think you might be on to something there :idea:

31 Dec 2005

a bit tricky to hold i should imagine, if you doing anything other than shaving !!
along with the marmite aisle this is something else i'll keep an eye on people buying in tescos now !

31 Dec 2005

Is this the same razor Pheonix was showing us girls at Marcuso#s do ??
if it is can see why your impressed funin pmsl wink

7 Jan 2006

Having left our previous nitro in our Amsterdam hotel room (D'oh) :doh: we visited out local asda today to buy a replacement....suprise suprise, the shelf was bare! Obviously this thread has had an effect....
Anyway, we ended up with the asda equivalent for three pound something, and L tels me it has stronger vibes, althogh not right at the base like the M3! Just thought we'd let u all know... biggrin

8 Jan 2006

Shaving will never be the same again eh? hehe
Nooooooo I aint got one!!! You lot got them all before I heard about them lol BUt I know someone who has................hehe Off to errrr borrow it!
xanaisx

8 Jan 2006

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right im off to tescos and if i get there and they are all sold out im gona be back to shout at you lot for getting there before me!!!!!! !