Probably something like..... "OH GOD, carry on, mmm, ooooh wow, fucking hell, keep on licking, oh god I'm cumming again......."
Thats a really nice light shade.
"Pink - The ceiling needs to be pink."
Actually iI think there are some new batteries downstairs, do you want me to go and get them???
The answer of course was yes, and hurry up!!!
Pull my nightie down when youve finished
Is that it, oh good I havent missed Eastenders
I SAID DOWN THERE BITCH
*SLAP*
You're like a closed-up rose bud I'd like to be there when you really bloom
"Oooowwwwwwwwwwwww Jesus yeah o o o o ooooooooo god yeah jesus hell yes oooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh my go..............d yeah aaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooo oh my god that's f*cking fantastic, oh hell yeah, I'm gonna aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"
Then later....
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, oh yes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm oh hell yeah baby. That's good, yeah that's good. Ooooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh"
Then later.....
"Oh ok then. Mmmmmmmmm, ooww that's getting a bit sensitive, Gentle baby, mmmmmmmmmm that's better, mmmmmmmmm"
Then later....
"Please leave me along now! Really! No, really, I can't do it anymore. Ouch that's getting really sensitive"
Then later.....
"Just let me sleep, PLEASE! Noooooooooo nooooooooo, no more (sob sob)"
:twisted:
Sometimes the nicest remarks can be the understated ones:
A newish girlfriend once said to me just after sex, in a reflective tone: "Hmmm, I could get used to you."
After sex last week!
"god that was fucking intense!"
I tell you it fucking was as well! Weird!
...you bastard...accommpanied with a big smile.
Recently......'no-one's EVERfucked me like that before'.... made the 5 hour drive home bloody nice I can tell you.
Worst thing, years ago: 'you haven't got a very big organ have you?'... my answer: 'well it's not used to playing inside a fucking cathedral is it!'
"This is what I've been missing all these years" , last long-term girlfriend after our first fuck. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Okay - you gotta read this in the knowledge that my "knowledge" of the female body outweighs my knowledge of the male body by ...oooh - about 100 to 1!
So the best thing ever said to me in bed was by a bloke when I was giving him a bj....
"Are you sure you're gay?"""
The reason i felt so fLuckin' good? 'cos I recently I had the opportunity to ask a bloke if was sure he wasn't a Lesbian!! And I KNOW how I felt then :twisted: