The 'no mailbox' thread.

1 Dec 2006

The mailbox is down for a while so I though it might not be a bad idea to have a thread for leaving messages etc.
General Friday ramblings most welcome here! lol

1 Dec 2006

To: Every single fem I can find through my search
Subject: Wanna Shag
Message: Hi nice advert wanna fuck sometime?

1 Dec 2006

There's something not right about all this.....

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1 Dec 2006

Quote by sheddy
To: Every single fem I can find through my search
Subject: Wanna Shag
Message: Hi nice advert wanna fuck sometime?

Wow - you're a master with words. I usually send:

Quote by 36
To: Every single fem
Subject: shag?
Message:

I've got a 100% success rate.

1 Dec 2006

anyone know when it's likely to be back up? I've new mail I need i need to look at.

1 Dec 2006

The Mailbox is currently unavailable due to maintenance. In the meanwhile, here are some suggestions of alternative means of contact; Pen and Paper, Mobile Phone, Smoke Signals, Morse Code, Shouting, Carrier Pigeon, Cup and String.

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I would love to know who wrote that :giggle:

1 Dec 2006

This is a message for admin.......
I need to contact someone in Manchester........
I can't shout cos I've lost me voice.
My cat ate the last carrier pigeon for breakfast.
The battery is flat on me mobile, and I've lost the charger.
I can't write or do morse
It's dark so smoke won't work, and besides the last time I tried smoke, I lit a fire and then used my trousers to direct the smoke, but all that happened is that I burnt me arse...... should I have taken me trousers off first? :confused:
I tried tin cans and string, but I ran out of string at the bottom of my road.
Could you lend me 200 miles of string please? :grin:
M

1 Dec 2006

"HELP"
I need to contact NWC urgently.
I have NO means of communication without "My Mailbox"
Phredd
NOW SORTED
Thanks

1 Dec 2006

To: Cherrytree
Subject: Phone numbers
Message: Will try and get my moby to you as soon as mail is back. If it dont come back on then meet you at check in time kiss

1 Dec 2006

Quote by Phatpigeon
anyone know when it's likely to be back up? .

if sheddy an 36 have anything to do with it ! it will be up like a rat up a drain pip :shock: wink

1 Dec 2006

TO: Phredd,
SUBJECT; Mailbox
MESSAGE; I still havent got a Mailbox Phredd, so have sent you an email just incase you still want/need/have to speak to me (delete as appropriate)!!!