The Official GFZ 07 April

8 Apr 2006

I need a stiff manly drink please :shock: just spent the last 2 hours pretending to be a woman on an intenet poker site (punters go all weak at the knees if they think they are up against a real life lady) and now i'm a bit confused about my sexuality so it's a pint of babysham for me please bar person redface

ops:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
I need a stiff manly drink please :shock: just spent the last 2 hours pretending to be a woman on an intenet poker site (punters go all weak at the knees if they think they are up against a real life lady) and now i'm a bit confused about my sexuality so it's a pint of babysham for me please bar person ops:

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Another bloke pretending to be a woman rolleyes

8 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
just spent the last 2 hours pretending to be a woman on an intenet poker site (punters go all weak at the knees if they think they are up against a real life lady)

yeah they go all gooey til you beat their ass and take all their cash :giggle: I love it when that happens :twisted:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

I still need coffee :shock: I should be sleeping but I'm so overtired I feckin can't !

sassy

:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: blast

:blast: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: sleepy yet?
:
No ! Now I'm wide awake and incredibly horny !

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:shock: :shock: I'm just off to the LMU to change the 30 mile bit ti 52 miles :twisted:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
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Another bloke pretending to be a woman

Sorry mate but it's purely for my own gain, as sassy said they go all gooey at the sight of a female user name lol

:lol:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy

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Another bloke pretending to be a woman

Sorry mate but it's purely for my own gain, as sassy said they go all gooey at the sight of a female user name lol

:lol:
Big diff matey, I got all the right bumps under my user name :giggle:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Big diff matey, I got all the right bumps under my user name :giggle:

Ahh but i've got virtual bumps and they apear to work just fine biggrin

8 Apr 2006

FB wonders if she should have a drink in the afternoon, as she has been known to fall asleep after afternoon drinkies sessions.
Naaaaaaaaa, I'll have a glass of orange juice please, ice no lemon. Who's the barman anyway?

8 Apr 2006

Quote by freckledbird
[Who's the barman anyway?

One OJ with ice it is biggrin

8 Apr 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Who's the barman anyway?

Its Sheddy, and doesnt he suit them Manties lol

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
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Its Sheddy, and doesnt he suit them Manties

Bloody hell has my skirt rode up again redface

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8 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
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Its Sheddy, and doesnt he suit them Manties

Bloody hell has my skirt rode up again redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Tart
wink

:wink:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
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Its Sheddy, and doesnt he suit them Manties

Bloody hell has my skirt rode up again redface

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Tart
wink

:wink:
and proud of it :smug:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
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Its Sheddy, and doesnt he suit them Manties

Bloody hell has my skirt rode up again redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Tart
wink

:wink:
No, I'm the official tart today, am curently tarting in the chat rooms rolleyes

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
No, I'm the official tart today, am curently tarting in the chat rooms

Bloody hell you as well :shock: :shock: I'm going to have to get the hang of this chat room malarky or else it'll be just me sat in the forum all alone soon :cry: :cry: :cry:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy

No, I'm the official tart today, am curently tarting in the chat rooms

Bloody hell you as well :shock: :shock: I'm going to have to get the hang of this chat room malarky or else it'll be just me sat in the forum all alone soon :cry: :cry: :cry:
yep, come to petes room if ya like wink

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
yep, come to petes room if ya like

I'll try and pop in later but i've got a house full of kids so I have to be descrite with my browsing smile

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw

No, I'm the official tart today, am curently tarting in the chat rooms

Bloody hell you as well :shock: :shock: I'm going to have to get the hang of this chat room malarky or else it'll be just me sat in the forum all alone soon :cry: :cry: :cry:
yep, come to petes room if ya like wink

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Im on my way :twisted: :twisted:
Bugger, just realised he posted this over an hour ago confused

8 Apr 2006

NWC you should have seen him he's a right tart spming his own room with his ad, chatting to sexy ladies and just ignoring his great mate sheddy. lol

:lol: :lol:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
NWC you should have seen him he's a right tart spming his own room with his ad, chatting to sexy ladies and just ignoring his great mate sheddy. :lol: :lol:

I wonder why? Think about it, your trying to chat to all the sexy ladies in your room when some bloody big wooden errection, wearing 'Maties' withhis skirt tucked in the back, comes tarting.
Now who would you chat to?
Oh yeah, forgot to say, your skirts tucked into the back of your 'Manties' (tm Frecklebird) and why your here, mines a vodka :lol:

8 Apr 2006

Any room for a littl'n :shock: cool

8 Apr 2006

Hello mrfc, plenty, dont know where th usual ctrowd is hiding tonite rolleyes

what's your poison :cheers:

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
NWC you should have seen him he's a right tart spming his own room with his ad, chatting to sexy ladies and just ignoring his great mate sheddy. :lol: :lol:

I wonder why? Think about it, your trying to chat to all the sexy ladies in your room when some bloody big wooden errection, wearing 'Maties' withhis skirt tucked in the back, comes tarting.
Now who would you chat to?
Oh yeah, forgot to say, your skirts tucked into the back of your 'Manties' (tm Frecklebird) and why your here, mines a vodka :lol:
worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: passionkiss

oh and shoddy flipa

:flipa:

8 Apr 2006

either enjoying the sunshine..............or snowed in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

actually got brave enough to wear a little summer dress&strappy sandals to go shopping this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sunbathed in the garden this afternoon put some seeds in & bbq`d
then came in and saw the game oop norf somewhere........getting totally snowed off!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
so whos been playing snowballs????
now....any chance of a long cold drink????

8 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
so whos been playing snowballs????

Well, not the snow variety anyway innocent

8 Apr 2006

Hello peeps wave

Just had this sent to me by a friend who wants to know do I know this Sheddy bloke. confused

:
Seemingly his "Hut" is all the rage over the pond and he has his name up in lights as well.
Have a look at this >>>>>>>>>

Dont know where the place is but it looks sorta popular .
phredd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bolt

8 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
either enjoying the sunshine..............or snowed in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually got brave enough to wear a little summer dress&strappy sandals to go shopping this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sunbathed in the garden this afternoon put some seeds in & bbq`d
then came in and saw the game oop norf somewhere........getting totally snowed off!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
so whos been playing snowballs????
now....any chance of a long cold drink????

here ya go twos drinkies

was warm here too, shame its still so cold at night though wink

8 Apr 2006

lucky devil biggrin

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Medic_1
Hello peeps
Just had this sent to me by a friend who wants to know do I know this Sheddy bloke. :
Seemingly his "Hut" is all the rage over the pond and he has his name up in lights as well.
Have a look at this >>>>>>>>>

Dont know where the place is but it looks sorta popular .
phredd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Famous? Maybe
Desperate? Obviously :haha:

8 Apr 2006

thanks pete