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The Official GFZ 07 April

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

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First drink is on Sheddy....
:cheers: :cheers:
Quote by Jags
First drink is on Sheddy....
:cheers: :cheers:

Why of course if only to toast my locked thread :smug: oh and meaty flipa
Quote by Jags
First drink is on Sheddy....
:cheers: :cheers:

Well if he is paying make mine a double, or even a trebble especially as he is now a paid up member of the Locked thread club :doh:
Quote by sheddy
First drink is on Sheddy....
:cheers: :cheers:

Why of course if only to toast my locked thread :smug: oh and meaty flipa
I could always DELETE the thread and then it wouldn't count.
:happy: :happy:
Not stopping just nipped in to ask NWC how the back was doing?
Quote by PoloLady
Not stopping just nipped in to ask NWC how the back was doing?

Thanks PL, feeling much easier the last couple of days but still not fit to play (and bloody gagging) wink
Damn Sheddy, tricked me with his gfz thingy!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Not stopping just nipped in to ask NWC how the back was doing?

Thanks PL, feeling much easier the last couple of days but still not fit to play (and bloody gagging) wink
May be a bit of straddled on top pelvic rocking is just the type of light exercise you need :wink:
Oh FFS, we've worked long and hard to keep the little gimp out, why didn't you just change the name to 'Sheddy no mates solo drinking lounge' or just delete it. The little runt ain't gonna shurrup all weekend :doh:
Na I'm going to be gracious in my triumph. biggrin
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Quote by Darkfire
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oh FFS, we've worked long and hard to keep the little gimp out, why didn't you just change the name to 'Sheddy no mates solo drinking lounge' or just delete it. The little runt ain't gonna shurrup all weekend :doh:

I am sure if you use your manly ( lol ) charms to seduce the right person - it may not be too late for his membership to be revoked wink
Ok chilled white wine over here please.
Getting in the jacuzzi before the rush of tomorrow starts.
To all those who are too ill owing to bad backs to attend the munch, get well soon, but I see you are still able to use the keyboard though.
To the person who is now in hospital under going tests :cry: you are going to be missed at the munch, but if you are well enough to be at home later this weekend you will have sheddy and meaty to keep your cyber company!! lol
there's no fekin way i'm even thinking of seducing Sarge :eeek: bolt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
there's no fekin way i'm even thinking of seducing Sarge :eeek: bolt

Oww - go on - I would pay to watch that lol :lol: :lol:
(Mrs Doyle voice)
guwan... guwan... guwan...
ya will, ya will, ya will
guwan...
guwan...
guwan.
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Quote by Sarah
To all those who are too ill owing to bad backs to attend the munch, get well soon, but I see you are still able to use the keyboard though.

last time i looked, my witty and informative postings were eloquently entered using my dexterious digits, not by randomly battering my spinal column with the laptop in a vain attempt of recreating the entire works of shakespear.
but enjoy the munch anyway kiss
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Not stopping just nipped in to ask NWC how the back was doing?

Thanks PL, feeling much easier the last couple of days but still not fit to play (and bloody gagging) wink
Awwww :love:
You need the hands of a gentle man >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am on my way kiss
Phredd :love: , :kiss: es and Lin-Meth-Sal (methyl saliicilate) lol
Quote by sheddy
First drink is on Sheddy....
:cheers: :cheers:

Why of course if only to toast my locked thread :smug: oh and meaty flipa
You finally got one then?
:thumbup:
wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu

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smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Stop stealing my thunder !!!! innocent bolt
Quote by PoloLady
Not stopping just nipped in to ask NWC how the back was doing?

Thanks PL, feeling much easier the last couple of days but still not fit to play (and bloody gagging) wink
May be a bit of straddled on top pelvic rocking is just the type of light exercise you need :wink:
:twisted: :twisted: thats tonight sorted, think I will have two vodkas now, just to celebrate you understand :wink:
Quote by sheddy
Why of course if only to toast my locked thread :smug: oh and meaty flipa

You got one at last ????? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Why of course if only to toast my locked thread :smug: oh and meaty flipa

You got one at last ????? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
kiss
Don't think I've ever had a locked thread....... redface
CC.....x
Evening all wave
PWOAR, what’s that smell :huh:
Has meaty been on the beans again or has sheddy taken his boots off rolleyes someone open a window ffs.
Could I have a large vodka and coke please, and a pint of Bishops Tipple to follow :cheers:
getting cold out again I see, did I hear someone had a thread locked innocent
Right, what’s on the menu, I'm famished.
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
Evening all wave
PWOAR, what’s that smell :huh:
Has meaty been on the beans again or has sheddy taken his boots off rolleyes someone open a window ffs.
Could I have a large vodka and coke please, and a pint of Bishops Tipple to follow :cheers:
getting cold out again I see, did I hear someone had a thread locked innocent
Right, what’s on the menu, I'm famished.
lol :lol: :lol:

Erm I think the only food in here tonight is Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder.
phredd
Quote by Medic_1
Evening all wave
PWOAR, what’s that smell :huh:
Has meaty been on the beans again or has sheddy taken his boots off rolleyes someone open a window ffs.
Could I have a large vodka and coke please, and a pint of Bishops Tipple to follow :cheers:
getting cold out again I see, did I hear someone had a thread locked innocent
Right, what’s on the menu, I'm famished.
lol :lol: :lol:

Erm I think the only food in here tonight is Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder.
phredd
Looks that way phredd :roll: How are you anyway?
oh well, shall I knock some bacon butties up? or are you off out as well?
Quote by Pete_sw
oh well, shall I knock some bacon butties up? or are you off out as well?

I'm up for a bacon butty hunni though am off to work again later kiss Better make the drinkies a non alco too please rolleyes