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The Oil n twister fight....
Sex God
hahahaha
Well i had to pick myself but of course i will have to bring a crow bar to snap my joints out so i can get in the positions that you do
I won't mind loosing though, it will be worth it just to be all covered in oil and to see you in with your legs behind you head live ! hehehe
Can we use an edible oil though :rascal: , Baby oil don't taste to nice ewwwww
And can i apply it to your hard to reach places... hmmmm spose you don't have any of them with the angles you can get in :lol:
Shaz xx
Well i had to pick myself but of course i will have to bring a crow bar to snap my joints out so i can get in the positions that you do
I won't mind loosing though, it will be worth it just to be all covered in oil and to see you in with your legs behind you head live ! hehehe
Can we use an edible oil though :rascal: , Baby oil don't taste to nice ewwwww
And can i apply it to your hard to reach places... hmmmm spose you don't have any of them with the angles you can get in :lol:
Shaz xx
Master of Sex
Shaz, the secret to winning is easy:
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Shaz, the secret to winning is easy:
Wax on
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Ohhh a karate kid fan :lol:
That don't teach me how to tie myself in knots though does it :lol:
I will just have to take some spare arms and legs with me :lol:
Shaz x
Getting yourself tied up in knots quickly is easy: Apply for a passport, It feels much the same. :lol:
As to the spare arms, well, I'll happily lend a hand (just so I don't put my foot in it!) :lol:
Sex God
Just setting up chairs, drinks, and popcorn,
This could be interesting.....................
This could be interesting.....................
Sex God
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Just setting up chairs, drinks, and popcorn,
This could be interesting.....................
Are you not going to participate
I would love to BUT I am damaged at the moment, I fell out of a pub on Saturday night at about 9pm
ops: in my fcuk me heels and made a bit of mess with my right knee, so oil would do it no good at the moment..........BUT
I am going to watch you both :twisted:
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Shaz........hate to say this but it couldnt half be a charity event this lol but £1 !!!!!!!! no way lol.
I aint gettin me stretchy bits out for that LMAO...
hehehehe ok ok
£50 each or only £25 each if you bring 10 friends with you to the event
Think many will come
Come on buy your tickets, I'm all oiled up and ready here :twisted:
Shaz x
View this lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/view-photo.html?id=0000156759
Shaz........i hope u got some winning tactics and i aint ticklish by the way lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/view-photo.html?id=0000156759
Shaz........i hope u got some winning tactics and i aint ticklish by the way lol
and i hope u :giveup: after our war. let the battle commence.... Master of Sex
*pushes to the front*
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*Wonders if she found the right venue......*
"No......must get that thought outta me head !!!
Hmmm 1 wonders if this should be done in reality
:twisted: judging by the amount of people that want to see, maybe we should hire out a football stadium and hand out binoculars :lol:
Shaz x
