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Okay - so I'm doing housework tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: Yip it happens - sometimes! And I am doing the ironing!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
So I whipped out a pair of socks from the ironing basket (yes I iron my socks redface ) and realised that I bought this particular pair of socks in 1989!!!! Believe it or not they have managed to avoid the washing machine's (well - many washing machines in fact!) best attempts at splitting them like most other pairs I have (I have a drawer full of single socks in the hope that one day the washing machine will cough up the one that it ate). They have NO holes in them and are perfectly okay - but how??? They are almost 16 years old ffs!!!
So come on - who else can admit to still wearing a pair of 16 year old socks!!! ????? confused :shock:
16 year old socks :shock:
nope but i got a donny osmond t-shirt in the attic thats about 30 years old
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I can never find a pair of socks in my house confused
Don't get me wrong....I put a pair of socks in the wash basket and.....that's the last I see of them as a pair as a pair
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The only thing I have in my wardrobe thats close on 16 years old is my wedding dress :shock:
Dawn :silly:
hell, even my wardrobe aint that old smile
Quote by kristof
hell, even my wardrobe aint that old smile

You bluddy (TM Misschief) youngsters rolleyes :roll: :roll: lol :lol:
I find it hard to find a pair of knickers!.................. what dunno
didn't you no i have 2 pusses! redface
At each end............... yap one end i cum the other i well i am perrrrrrrrrrrr fact
ook i get back in me box bolt
I find it hard to find a pair of knickers!...............
go knickerless saves hunting for them in the morning
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I have a duvet cover which I've had since 1978, does that count?
There are other things which I have had a long time but don't use or wear (or rarely), most notably a hand-knitted fair-isle tank-top (wow, three hyphenated words in a row!)from 1974.
Mike.
I still have some items of uniform that I still wear now and again for gardening, mechanicing - that sort of stuff; that I was issued when I joined the army in . . . . . . . . .
1997 ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I binned the last pair of socks about 3 years ago ! ! !
Nice avatar btw 'Bows wink
I still have a pair of jeans that I got when I was 14, and a pair of 501s that my mum bought me for my 16th. Worse still, I have a pair of knicks... wore them yesterday I think, that I got bought me for Xmas 13 years ago :shock: . I still wear t-shirts from the 1980s and a demin jacket too.
I don't go shopping much
confused
ooo :shock: Time for a sweepstake, 50p in the pot everyone,
How old was Rainbows when she got those socks... confused:
Quote by Blue
I still have a pair of jeans that I got when I was 14, and a pair of 501s that my mum bought me for my 16th. Worse still, I have a pair of knicks... wore them yesterday I think, that I got bought me for Xmas 13 years ago . I still wear t-shirts from the 1980s and a demin jacket too.
:? Wasn't that what you were wearing when I first met you Blue? wink
lhk
Kat
Quote by bluexxx
I still have a pair of jeans that I got when I was 14,

FFS Blue - if you say you can still fit into them I am going to have to inflict pain!! evil :evil:
I buy identical socks by the two dozen - flood the market so to speak. It's the only way of increasing the chances of getting a pair back from the wash.
Bows - I wanna be inside your socks when you try and put'em on. Give yer toes a good sucking before .... (oh shit just about to get all blokey then !!!)
Quote by Rainbows
I still have a pair of jeans that I got when I was 14,

FFS Blue - if you say you can still fit into them I am going to have to inflict pain!! evil :evil:
There's no way I'd get in the 501s, they were a small size 10, made when jeans were cut to be painfully tight rolleyes . The ones I got when I was 14.. I'd probably squeeze into them but I don't think they'd be comfy.... damn... I'm going to have to go and try them on now just to see :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by westerross
I buy identical socks by the two dozen - flood the market so to speak. It's the only way of increasing the chances of getting a pair back from the wash.
Bows - I wanna be inside your socks when you try and put'em on. Give yer toes a good sucking before .... (oh shit just abou to get all blokey then !!!)
:shock: Is sucking toes blokey? I was going to keep quiet about my fetish because I was worried people would think me weird! redface
Quote by KitKat
I buy identical socks by the two dozen - flood the market so to speak. It's the only way of increasing the chances of getting a pair back from the wash.
Bows - I wanna be inside your socks when you try and put'em on. Give yer toes a good sucking before .... (oh shit just abou to get all blokey then !!!)
:shock: Is sucking toes blokey? I was going to keep quiet about my fetish because I was worried people would think me weird! redface
Nup, but the follow up was!
Quote by bluexxx
... I'm going to have to go and try them on now just to see rolleyes :roll: :roll:

Humph.... well, I got them on but couldn't fasten them.... definately on a diet now :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oooh noooo to sucking toes!!!! Far too ticklish here!!! lol :lol:
Come on Blue - did they fit?!!! :lol:
Quote by Rainbows
Come on Blue - did they fit?!!! lol

No, I couldn't fasten them rolleyes :roll: :roll:
I'm living on cornflakes from now on :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by bluexxx
I'm living on cornflakes from now on rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

lol :lol: :lol: They make you fart you know! :roll: :lol:
My oldest clothing item is my late grandad's demob suit. It's eighteen years older than me, has been relined twice, but apart from that it's original and in mint condition.
The oldest thing of my own that I have is a 20 year old pair of shoes which I wear regularly.
The average life expectancy of my socks is about three months I reckon. confused
Quote by Rainbows
lol :lol: :lol: They make you fart you know! rolleyes :lol:

That's OK, I'm normally full of hot air anyway :lol: :roll: wink confused :shock: smile
Quote by Ice Pie
My oldest clothing item is my late grandad's demob suit. It's eighteen years older than me, has been relined twice, but apart from that it's original and in mint condition.
The oldest thing of my own that I have is a 20 year old pair of shoes which I wear regularly.
The average life expectancy of my socks is about three months I reckon. confused

HOI YOU!!
never mind that.......ansewr me pm smackbottom
Quote by Ice Pie
The average life expectancy of my socks is about three months I reckon. confused

Well - all I can say is - the Germans obviously know how to make socks!! :? ('cos that's where I bought this pair) - unlike the Romans - 'cos what have they ever done for us?
Oh, shut your aqueduct! rotflmao
19 yr old leather bike jacket. Cant get (my tits) in it any more, but can't get rid.
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Actually, shockingly, I do believe (after close inspection) that my current avatar displays quite plainly my 13 year old knicks
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i have a U2 t-shirt from the joshua tree tour was about 86-87
Quote by bluexxx
:shock:
Actually, shockingly, I do believe (after close inspection) that my current avatar displays quite plainly my 13 year old knicks
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Sorry - closer look required :twisted: :twisted:
ooh - fluck - did I really just say that to Blue? :shock: