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The Orgasmatron....

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Warming the Bed
On Channel 4 NOW......
Some yank doctor (has be a yank) THINKS he may have found the holy grail of female sexuality....THE ORGASMATRON...(I thought they sold it in Ann Summers rolleyes )
This is a device that can generate spontaneous orgasms at the touch of a button.... biggrin :D :D
Casanova
Woody Allen had one years ago.... :grin:
(Can't remember the name of the film tho).
"Barbarella" Jane Fonda I think!
Casanova
Quote by Eagerslut9
"Barbarella" Jane Fonda I think!

Ah , that was a different film, and I think that was the "Organasmatron". Resembled a piano/organ keyboard rippling over her body.
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Orgasminator
I think the film by Woody Allen that featured the Orgasmatron was called "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask".
Casanova
Quote by mancbabe
On Channel 4 NOW......
Some yank doctor (has be a yank) THINKS he may have found the holy grail of female sexuality....THE ORGASMATRON...(I thought they sold it in Ann Summers rolleyes )
This is a device that can generate spontaneous orgasms at the touch of a button.... biggrin :D :D

..looks like a lot of fanny..to tickle yr fanny...but the ladies look happy enough surprised
Quote by Drifter
I think the film by Woody Allen that featured the Orgasmatron was called "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask".

cool was set in future, were he was frozen and woke up after100 years was it" the sleeper" or something confused:
Sex God
There was an orgasmatron device in Barbarella, the Ann Summers toy is the Pulsatron, and I'm getting one tomorrow :twisted:
Warming the Bed
this word was first used in the barbarella film smile
There have been several newspaper articles about this in the last week or so. The process involves the woman having an electrode surgically implanted into her spinal column, then being plugged in to the mains, and "turning herself on" (in more ways than one, she hopes) by remote control. The guy claims a 91% success rate.
Mike.
Casanova
Quote by johnneuk1
was set in future, were he was frozen and woke up after100 years was it" the sleeper" or something confused:

I think that's right.
On CH4, some of the ladies seem to having fun. I feel sorry for the one it's not working on sad
cool
yea its a shame, they seeem to put all there hopes into it, can,t help thinking more natural approach might be better for some, but i,m a bloke what do i know confused:
had no complaints so far, wink
Casanova
Quote by MQ
There was an orgasmatron device in Barbarella, the Ann Summers toy is the Pulsatron, and I'm getting one tomorrow :twisted:

You'll have to let us know how you get on with it wink
Thought it was a waste of time to be honest. Only 1 out of the 3 acheived what they wanted. Mind you I did think the doctor raised their hopes a little too much. Felt really sorry for the woman who had never had one and the treatment didnt work for her.
Master of Sex
Quote by Drifter
I think the film by Woody Allen that featured the Orgasmatron was called "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask".

i think you'll find It was 'Sleeper', his sci-fi spoof.
Sexlightened
Quote by mancbabe
On Channel 4 NOW......
Some yank doctor (has be a yank) THINKS he may have found the holy grail of female sexuality....THE ORGASMATRON...(I thought they sold it in Ann Summers rolleyes )
This is a device that can generate spontaneous orgasms at the touch of a button.... biggrin :D :D

Still haven’t fixed that Arial yet
Buger
Warming the Bed
i would like to confirm that the woody allen film was the Sleeper and the scene shooting the nose is hysterical.
I think Barberalla had one but i've never watched it always thinking its to kiche (Judgemental you Bad Boy)
If you are interested in electronic stimulation then a TENS machine can do the job (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation) I would suspect it works on the same principles as the Ann Summers Device. They are available for treating back pain etc and tend to have 2 sets of pads that can be controlled individually you just need to adjust the placement ie one set over a breast and the sencond on the perinium and near the clit or attached to something to penetrate with.
I've got one myself that I have used on myself to effect but havent been able to persuade a lady to five it a try up until now?
If you give it a go strart with it turned off and turn them up slowly to suit.
Have fun and follows manufacturers cautions.
Sexpert
the film was definately sleeper...i still remember the look on woody allens face when he walked out of the orgasmatron...what i want to know is...where do i get an 'orb' (same film)...they look so so so much fun
Larry Niven wrote about one in his Ringworld series, the Tasp was like a gun that could be turned on people, in the second book the hero is zapped by a Tasp sniper while walking in the park depressed, he gets hooked on it and wires himself into one permenantly.
There was a similar thing in another film I cannot recall the title of, but basically someone builds a sort of camcorder that records everthing, including what you feel, you can then play it back to another person. In one bit a guy hooks himself up to this device while a girl rides him. Someone else makes a loop out of the bit where he cums and plays it back on himself so that he has a few thousand orgasms before being rescued.
I have Orgasmatron - Excellent album by Motorhead!
Never been into Woody Allen at all, there's something about him I just never did like.....
Rick.
I watched this programme last night and felt the Yank whining woman and the poorbadly done to British woman needed psychiatry more than surgery.......Surely the best way to get a woman to reach her climax is make her feel comfortable, mentaly arroused and then finally work on the physical bit? Those two women had such a terrible attitude to sex that it didn't surprise me they couldn't do it!..they'd got themselves into a horrible circle of "I don't like sex coz I can't orgasm...I can't orgasm coz I don't like sex" !!!
Lesson from Dr Yorky concludes