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Hi _________!
(recipient's name here)
I
saw your advert
saw your website
saw you in the forum
saw you in the chatroom
heard about you from a mate
wanked over your pictures
(choose one answer)
You are
without a doubt
certainly
almost
(choose one answer)
the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
one of the most gorgeously sexy creatures on God's green Earth
a mysterious and enticing lady
much sexier than my last girlfriend
a funny and amusing girl
pretty enough to pose in Playboy
really hot
endowed with a fine pair of tits
a sexy slut
a horny bitch in need of a good hammering
pining for my massive dick
desparate for a real man to pleasure you
a likely prospect
a woman
(choose one or more answers)
and I would really like to
get to know you a little better
chat and see if we get on
see some more of your pics
have webcam fun with you
have phone sex with you
see you naked
kiss you until your toes curl
take you to an expensive hotel for a gourmet meal and a night of making explosive love between warm silk sheets
take you out for a friendly, no-pressure drink
travel across the country for an afternoon of passion with you
pay for your rail ticket to bring you across the country for an afternoon of passion with me
take you to our local Travel Lodge for an hour of good hard screwing
take you round the back of the cinema for a quick fumble
have sex with you
let you teach me exactly how to please a woman
make you my dinner
let you suck my dick in the back of my car
slam my dick up your bum really hard, the way I know you bitches like it
(choose one or more answers)
because
you sound like a fun and interesting person
you make me laugh
your eyes have enchanted me, and only your lips can free me from your spell
we could make beautiful music together
you look so sexy I could faint
I bet you're a demon between the sheets
I can make you cum really hard
I want to suck your tits
I want to eat your pussy
my dick needs sucking
I want to fuck you
I feel sorry for you, because a minger like you couldn't pull under normal circumstances
I'm a virgin and I need a woman like you to teach me about sex
my dick is hard
my wife's a dud
(choose one or more answers)
I think you should choose me over all the other men mailing you because
we get on well in the forum/chatroom
I will love and worship you for ever we are together
I have a good sense of humour
I have lots of money
I'm artistic and talented, and can compose poetry in your honour
I'm gentle and tender and very affectionate
I'm big and hairy... everywhere
I'm tall dark & handsome
I'm really hot
I can give you a really good massage
I'm very clean, and shower regularly
my dick is 9 inches
my dick is hard
my cum tastes really yummy
it'll be the best 5 minutes of your life
I can keep going for hours
I can do it 7 times a night
I work out regularly
I have my own place
I have my own car
I have enough money to book a hotel room
I'm within 100 miles of you
I've attached some nice pictures of my cock
I have a penis
I'm desparate
(choose one or more answers)
and if you refuse me I will
take in on the chin and thank you for your time
slink away quietly
cry
send you the same message in three week's time, just in case you change your mind
write an angry reply calling you a tease and an ugly bitch
(choose one answer)
If you're interested, then just
add me to your MSN
reply by email
phone me on (_____) ___ ___
(choose one answer)
Thanks for reading my message. Goodbye for now, but I hope to hear from you soon!
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(your name here)
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