Did anyone see that the perfect penis documentary last night on channel 4? :shock: Well wot can I say ? Those silicon balls :crazy:
What did anyone else think?
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The Perfect Penis programme
Orgasminator
Thought the guy in question was very sad, and had issues to deal with other than ones of a sexual nature.
Sexpert
no never saw it did it involve enhancement surgery ouch
Orgasminator
i just think i will stick with what i have and learn to use it better.
by the way, any ladys out there would like to help teach me
by the way, any ladys out there would like to help teach me
Warming the Bed
i watched it, but couldnt watch the operation to make the guy's cock bigger. I couldnt believe the size of his testicles they were like footballs. MADNESS!!!!
Sex God
Just noticed the programme on 2nite 'Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis" on channel 4 :cry: poor sod
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
Just noticed the programme on 2nite 'Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis" on channel 4 :cry: poor sod
john wayne bobbit
thats the poor sod
that silicone blob guy...fucking hell man :shock:
else i cant see why people would go to such lenghts just to be able to shove 1/2 - 1 " more up someones fanny
personally im not that long (but at least blessed with girth ) and had no complaints. and if i had any, id blame it on their slackness :twisted:
else i cant see why people would go to such lenghts just to be able to shove 1/2 - 1 " more up someones fanny
personally im not that long (but at least blessed with girth
) and had no complaints. and if i had any, id blame it on their slackness :twisted: Orgasminator
wow good use of some nice french words there euro.....
Sex God
All I can say " ITS NOT THE WAND ITS THE MAGIC"
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Quote by euroslave
sorry euro my bad.
seems to be alot of balloons on here recently.
The bloke who had all the silicon injected into his cock and testicles made me feel sick Why on earth would anyone subject themselves to that?? 
As for the bloke that kept pulling it to make it longer :shock: 
I just cant see why any bloke would want to mess with a perfectly normal working cock :dunno: Lets face it its not what you have got its what you do with it...
Shireen
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As for the bloke that kept pulling it to make it longer
:shock: I just cant see why any bloke would want to mess with a perfectly normal working cock :dunno: Lets face it its not what you have got its what you do with it...
Shireen
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
The bloke who had all the silicon injected into his cock and testicles made me feel sick Why on earth would anyone subject themselves to that??
As for the bloke that kept pulling it to make it longer
I just cant see why any bloke would want to mess with a perfectly normal working cock :dunno: Lets face it its not what you have got its what you do with it...
Shireen
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yeh the way he was pulling it and wrapping it around some divice reminded me of when i worked in a sausage factory
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yeh the way he was pulling it and wrapping it around some divice reminded me of when i worked in a sausage factory
:shock: :shock: :shock: Nooooooooooo please dont remind me.....
:blink: :? It made me cringe and poor Steve sat at the side of me kept whincing and pulling faces... Especially when they were injecting the local anesthetic into that blokes cock :blink: :blink:
Shireen
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Sex God
Taped last nights programe, will tape the Billy Bod tonight and I seriously hope that the majority of the male population watch tomorrows programme - its all about the biggest cocks ever, and the problems the guys suffer because of them (maybe guys will finally realise size is totally unimportant, its what you do with it) 
Sex God
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(maybe guys will finally realise size is totally unimportant, its what you do with it)
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Shireen
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I'd kinda take it further than that and suggest that what its conected to as a whole is even more important.
Sex God
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(maybe guys will finally realise size is totally unimportant, its what you do with it)
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Shireen
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I'd kinda take it further than that and suggest that what its conected to as a whole is even more important.
Good point, a willy without a body is not as good as a willy with a body
Sex God
can we have the body with a face need lips too smooch with :lol:
need lips too smooch with :lol: Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
can we have the body with a face
and a good presonality too please
Sex God
Think what we are all saying is that it is the whole package that counts, not the size of the appendige
Warming the Bed
Soda had testicular cancer a couple of years ago, apparently caused by scarring on his vas deferens during his vasectomy about 15 years ago. Result, like Hitler, he now only has one. It felt in-different for Brandy afterwards, but hasn't caused any problems.
He used to work as a product development specialist for a medical company involved in sexual medical devices, and early on in his career, on seeing a pair of plastic 'eggs' all sterilised for implanting (Prosthetic balls!) made the mistake of remarking 'God, they're bigger than mine', to which the surgeon replied, 'Yes, they're bigger than his were, but most folks choose the largest size out of vanity - cant really understand why as it tends to shorten the working length of the penis.'
Is there any correlation between the size of the balls and the size of the owner's brain?
He used to work as a product development specialist for a medical company involved in sexual medical devices, and early on in his career, on seeing a pair of plastic 'eggs' all sterilised for implanting (Prosthetic balls!) made the mistake of remarking 'God, they're bigger than mine', to which the surgeon replied, 'Yes, they're bigger than his were, but most folks choose the largest size out of vanity - cant really understand why as it tends to shorten the working length of the penis.'
Is there any correlation between the size of the balls and the size of the owner's brain?
Sex God
Quote by brandynsoda
Soda had testicular cancer a couple of years ago, apparently caused by scarring on his vas deferens during his vasectomy about 15 years ago. Result, like Hitler, he now only has one. It felt in-different for Brandy afterwards, but hasn't caused any problems.
He used to work as a product development specialist for a medical company involved in sexual medical devices, and early on in his career, on seeing a pair of plastic 'eggs' all sterilised for implanting (Prosthetic balls!) made the mistake of remarking 'God, they're bigger than mine', to which the surgeon replied, 'Yes, they're bigger than his were, but most folks choose the largest size out of vanity - cant really understand why as it tends to shorten the working length of the penis.'
Is there any correlation between the size of the balls and the size of the owner's brain?
unlikely, although I'm sure that there is a correlation on the importance attached to the size of the balls and the owners brain, a slight but important difference.
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Think what we are all saying is that it is the whole package that counts, not the size of the appendige
For a long term partner... I couldn't agree more.
For a sexual encounter I'd say it was more half and half... Slightly bigger cock and ok technique, with ok personality and looks would be ideal.... I'd rather he had a bigger cock and an ok personality for a one night stand, cos I'm never going to see him again so whether he can cook or not won't really matter in that case!
lets be honest, bigger, to a certain extend, too big isnt very practical either, i guess, is more impressive, and ive heard women slag off guys who couldnt fill them out. just like a nice head full of hair is better than bald patches. doesnt mean its the most important thing in life.
