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the perfect swinging couple or single xxxxxxx

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i am not a novice at swinging and obviously know what i want in a meet with a couple or single female , and on my travells have met some really lovely people , i was wondering if you have met the perfect swinging couple or single someone who was laid back fantastic fun to be with ......i have met 3 couples from swingingheaven and one single female ( you know who you are m..m&s..n&j..s&p..)so no names given maybe i have been lucky in meeting my perfect swingers xxx
steve xx
I will 2nd that yes you are perfect ( now wheres the cold shower)
steve xx
Quote by travlinmanukok
I will 2nd that yes you are perfect ( now wheres the cold shower)
steve xx

lol :lol: I am saying nothing :gagged:
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there are no perfect people in this life ??? just perfect intentions .
think about that ?
S&P? (Scans the memory banks lol)
We've met some lovely people on our adventures but one fantastic guy stands out as close to perfect (you know who you are :rose: ) He's our regular play mate and long may it continue.
no offence taken flower haha lol ......i like a good wind up anyway ......
steve xx
Quote by travlinmanukok
no offence taken flower haha lol ......i like a good wind up anyway ......
steve xx

Well what man would give himself the name Flower, I ask you, mind you most would say he is tune with his femine side so it is an easy mistake to make! lol
Most in the past have been shocked to see him on cam and said I thought from the forums you were a woman. :lol:
Flower I said you need to put your old avatar back it might stop the confusion smackbottom
My 'perfect' swinging partner is usually whoever I happen to be swinging with at that particular moment... I'm full of whimsy and a tad fickle, what is perfect at the mo to me, may not be perfect tomorrow - I don't look for 'perfect', what's the point? I'd probably only be disappointed! wink
will you marry me or what .........on bended knee
steve xxx
i met a guy off here, he was perfect, in every way. his ex thought so aswell i guess and he went back
sad
xx fem xx
Quote by travlinmanukok
will you marry me or what .........on bended knee
steve xxx

rotflmao
Once upon a time I thought such a thing existed. :inlove:
I lived, I learned.
Now I don't think perfection exists. confused
But there is someone close to perfection in my life... my Dad! wink
Most of you havent met me yet.
The perfect parter:
Is sensitive to your needs,
Has the perfect equipment,
Has plenty of stamina,
Can make the perfect cup of tea afterwards,
Doesn't get clingy,
Can do oral for hours.
Can hold a camera steady while making you cum.
The trick is to get all these people to your house on the same day biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
and when the time cums for a mind blasting orally momentous clitty tingling sex session ....think i can fit your bill....( hope your hubby isnt called bill) ( especially about the cuppa making )
steve xx ( tongue in cheek )
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused
Quote by Dawnie
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused

Cause I'm particularly anal and if it's not perfect I'm blaming you! kiss
Quote by Dirtygirlie
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused

Cause I'm particularly anal and if it's not perfect I'm blaming you! kiss
But would you blame me if it was perfect :grin:
Quote by Dawnie
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused

Cause I'm particularly anal and if it's not perfect I'm blaming you! kiss
But would you blame me if it was perfect :grin:
No... but we both know that's never gonna happen! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused

Cause I'm particularly anal and if it's not perfect I'm blaming you! kiss
I do like a woman into anal :P
Quote by Dirtygirlie
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused

Cause I'm particularly anal and if it's not perfect I'm blaming you! kiss
But would you blame me if it was perfect :grin:
No... but we both know that's never gonna happen! :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Dawnie
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused

Cos it's a pisser when they stop pushing and you have to go home even though the rest of the kids are still on the playground? dunno
Quote by Peanut
If you are swinging and having fun, why does it need to be perfect confused

Cos it's a pisser when they stop pushing and you have to go home even though the rest of the kids are still on the playground? dunno
:laughabove:
Travlinmanukok - don't take this the wrong way but are you
1) a prick who likes Man United and who gets about a bit
or are you
2) a british in yer face lorry driver wink
Just wondered.
PS don't ask me what I am rolleyes but a prick comes in somewhere....
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no not a man u fan and dont get about a bit except on my job ...not on the job?
not an in the face lorry driver but an in yer face courier in a rush with the look on my face get out the bloody way.............
seriously am one of those white van men you hear about but this one is courteous polite on time and no not in a rush ...only to collect money ha ha did like your reply though
steve x