The Photo Ads Selection

4 May 2006

Has anyone else noticed how amusing the Photo ads section has become? I find the one liners ones the best, blunt and straight to the point! i would be greatly suprised if anyone ever replys to them, lol

I have one in mind at the moment actually. Can't remember which member recently posted it, and i wont borther trying to remember coz its best not to shame them. But there one liner was 'Contact me, you wont be disappointed!' and then they had a picture of their full blown glory, not much left to the imagination! But come on, they never had a location, what they wanted, what we wont be disappointed by?
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Bless their cotten socks really :D what muppets!

4 May 2006

hey that was my ad!!!!
joke!
I know exactly what you mean cahotic!! and then they complain that they never get a reply, makes me laugh!
anyway - seriously get in contact, you wont be disappointed!! biggrin

4 May 2006

he he,

well what can i say to that...

4 May 2006

I'm thinking of my next ad.....
Please waste my time, if you turn up I can assure you you'll have an average time.
You wont be disappointed!
H.x

4 May 2006

to be fair you'd probably just say........NO! lol

4 May 2006

Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
Has anyone else noticed how amusing the Photo ads section has become? I find the one liners ones the best, blunt and straight to the point! i would be greatly suprised if anyone ever replys to them,

I wanted to keep my ad short hun as I know how busy you must be with all these "Wxxxxxs" :lol2:
If you want any more info I can send you a wink bolt

Phredd :wink:

4 May 2006

pmsl

i think i might put one up saying :
'Thank you for reading my ad and wasting your time!'

4 May 2006

I must agree. In my mind there's something far more sexy about someone who can weave plain words into something attractive.
BTW Chaotic.... your ad does it for me wink

Fancy moving south 150 miles? :giggle:

4 May 2006

Quote by H-x
I'm thinking of my next ad.....
Please waste my time, if you turn up I can assure you you'll have an average time.
You wont be disappointed!
H.x

When you free next then H.x?? :twisted:

4 May 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
Fancy moving south 150 miles? :giggle:

and miss out on all these muppets from the mids with one liners, are you for real biggrin

:D :D

4 May 2006

I think you'll find they're evenly spread across the country.
H.x

4 May 2006

Quote by H-x
I think you'll find they're evenly spread across the country.
H.x

its a shame really! oh well, hopefully some of them have seen this thread and decided to add more words from the dictonary on their ads.