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Quote by bailiffs
u're such a cheeky fecker u wait!!!!!!!!! mad

bring it on :sparring:
Quote by Debbiewebs
raises his head out of the trenches blink
hmmmm all gone quiet on the western front, must be preparing the next planned advances duel :kick:

meat2pleaseu bores me now rolleyes
you've used that quote before chunky, time to try a new search engine
chunky......................when has a size 10 been chunky??? crator face!!!!!!!!!!!!
size 10 for each arse cheek, stop trying to fool people with your young, fit, sexy, hot boddied honey avatar pic. i know you look like a russian shotputter
well looks like a few of um are gonna find out tomorrow night flipa
weee heeee is it a party at your house then Bail :bounce: ............... the ugly bug ball! :roll:
dont you start granny baps!!!!
wey hey, grab a chair boys it's time for hippo juggling again
Quote by bailiffs
dont you start granny baps!!!!

Who you calling Granny baps :kick: at least i have tits not pouch eggs! :2fingers:
Quote by Debbiewebs

dont you start granny baps!!!!

Who you calling Granny baps :kick: at least i have tits not pouch eggs! :2fingers:
mad :x :x :x well at least mine wont go erm...............SOUTH!!!!!!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
mmmmm, eggy baps

OI!!!!......................who asked you to put ya bloody nose in fritter face!
Quote by Debbiewebs
mmmmm, eggy baps

OI!!!!......................who asked you to put ya bloody nose in fritter face!
shes violent for a oap aint she!! :P
Quote by bailiffs

dont you start granny baps!!!!

Who you calling Granny baps :kick: at least i have tits not pouch eggs! :2fingers:
mad :x :x :x well at least mine wont go erm...............SOUTH!!!!!!
better then having to use corn plasters for a bra :giggle:
Quote by Debbiewebs
mmmmm, eggy baps

OI!!!!......................who asked you to put ya bloody nose in fritter face!
what would you like me to put in?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
mmmmm, eggy baps

OI!!!!......................who asked you to put ya bloody nose in fritter face!
what would you like me to put in?
your check book will do nicely
im off for me bath and before you say yes it is my first one this year!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you're not worth that much

who says it was for me cheeky old man smackbottom !.............. i was going to be kind and give you a surprise .............i was going to book you in for some plastic surgery!
as the look of your face is making us all feel sick
well if you know a good plastic surgeon ask him to improve your looks
and sew your tits over your face
Quote by meat2pleaseu
well if you know a good plastic surgeon ask him to improve your looks
and sew your tits over your face

well thats a good idea............. then it would stop me looking at your ungly mug all day!
now now girls <<<<<<<<<< walks in with a towel wrapped around her head>>>>>>>>>>>>
Quote by bailiffs
now now girls <<<<<<<<<< walks in with a towel wrapped around her head>>>>>>>>>>>>

well it wouldent be wraped around anything thing else becouse you havent got anything rotflmao
Quote by Debbiewebs
now now girls <<<<<<<<<< walks in with a towel wrapped around her head>>>>>>>>>>>>

well it wouldent be wraped around anything thing else becouse you havent got anything rotflmao
redface surprisedops: im happy with what i have got :oops: :oops:
SHIT FACE!!!!!
Quote by bailiffs
now now girls <<<<<<<<<< walks in with a towel wrapped around her head>>>>>>>>>>>>

well it wouldent be wraped around anything thing else becouse you havent got anything rotflmao
redface surprisedops: im happy with what i have got :oops: :oops:
SHIT FACE!!!!!
what you mean dunno ...............who you got there! Meaty!
Quote by Debbiewebs
now now girls <<<<<<<<<< walks in with a towel wrapped around her head>>>>>>>>>>>>

well it wouldent be wraped around anything thing else becouse you havent got anything rotflmao
redface surprisedops: im happy with what i have got :oops: :oops:
SHIT FACE!!!!!
what you mean dunno ...............who you got there! Meaty!

my ickle fried eggs are alright :oops:
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Who's going to flirty with me......................
Male or female please this way.................
:P :twisted: rolleyes
Quote by Sarah
Who's going to flirty with me......................
Male or female please this way.................
:P :twisted: rolleyes

Me please
:P :P
Cant resist sexy sarah
Quote by x-man0223
i see the flirting is still going on in here you can feel the love overwhelming the site

Tell me about it.......you can practically smell it!!
please let me remind you both that this is a piss taking post
AND NOT A FLIRTING ONE
so piss off! rotflmao
come back when you can throw the shit...come on girls bring it on..great one you you have had a shit day like i have had! mad
Quote by da69ve
i see the flirting is still going on in here you can feel the love overwhelming the site

Tell me about it.......you can practically smell it!!
ooo foook off you tart!................ you do not have nose!............. just comes out ya arse
Quote by Debbiewebs
please let me remind you both that this is a piss taking post
AND NOT A FLIRTING ONE
so piss off! rotflmao
come back when you can throw the shit...come on girls bring it on..great one you you have had a shit day like i have had! mad


Bring it on :x
Quote by HornyRed
please let me remind you both that this is a piss taking post
AND NOT A FLIRTING ONE
so piss off! rotflmao
come back when you can throw the shit...come on girls bring it on..great one you you have had a shit day like i have had! mad


Bring it on :x
now you just gettin me randy redface
Quote by Debbiewebs
please let me remind you both that this is a piss taking post
AND NOT A FLIRTING ONE
so piss off! rotflmao
come back when you can throw the shit...come on girls bring it on..great one you you have had a shit day like i have had! mad