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johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by bailiffs
I see the facelift didn't work then . . . .
When are they going to finish your nose job ?

No, no, he had the facelift, thing is there was so much loose skin that when they pulled it tight he is literally now talking out of his own arse rotflmao :rotflmao:
And as for the other bit you mentioned... well..... fuck nose (couldn't help myself, sorry redface ) pmsl
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
I see the facelift didn't work then . . . .
When are they going to finish your nose job ?

when they rescue a surgeon from the folds of your big flabby ass
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by x-man0223
I see the facelift didn't work then . . . .
When are they going to finish your nose job ?

here you go mate you could ask them to make you look like this

why would i want to look like your girlfriend?
Unknown User
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I see the facelift didn't work then . . . .
When are they going to finish your nose job ?

here you go mate you could ask them to make you look like this

why would i want to look like your girlfriend?
:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

cos it's the only compliment you're gonna get
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

cos it's the only compliment you're gonna get
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by x-man0223
I see the facelift didn't work then . . . .
When are they going to finish your nose job ?

here you go mate you could ask them to make you look like this

Is that Captain Pugwash's passport photo?
Oh no it can't be..... no Seaman Staines smile
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

cos it's the only compliment you're gonna get
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
i've never seen anyone like you, or i'd have poked my eyes out
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

cos it's the only compliment you're gonna get
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
i've never seen anyone like you, or i'd have poked my eyes out
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by x-man0223
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

cos it's the only compliment you're gonna get
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
look i have found a link to his home

not quite the super hero you were eh, exxy
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

cos it's the only compliment you're gonna get
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
i've never seen anyone like you, or i'd have poked my eyes out
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
at least mines not built in

not quite miss world are you?
Unknown User
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

and yours is to give kids something to point at
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

and yours is to give kids something to point at
at least they can point at me, they dont get chance with you they run off and hide!!!!
Unknown User
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........................the crowd rise to their feet, meat's left was countered by a staggering right, leaving him wobbly legged and struggling, looks like Baillifs is closing in to kill him off............
Does meat have anything in the tank to pull a surprise upset :eeek:
Wishmaster
Sex God
I know what a MMF is ... but what's a WWF??? Have I come to the right place? .... My granny used to watch Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy slug it out here (it's her season ticket I'm using btw)..... and Look!. They're still at it.. hehehe
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
I know what a MMF is ... but what's a WWF??? Have I come to the right place? .... My granny used to watch Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy slug it out here (it's her season ticket I'm using btw)..... and Look!. They're still at it.. hehehe

and there was me thinking you were good looking for your AGE!!!!
Unknown User
and this fight has taken a turn for the surreal, the bell ringer, in complete and utter frustration at the fight finishing soon so,,,,,,,has waltzed into the ring and laid 2 enormous haymakers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,onto both opponents,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Well Lennox in all my year's as a commentator, I've never seen anything quite like this,,,,,,,but am enjoying the show! rolleyes ,,,,,,,What about you Haaaarrry?
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Meats gone to meet his maker, well done Bailiffs!
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats
Meats gone to meet his maker, well done Bailiffs!

<<<<<raises her arms in the air>>>>>>>>>> whilst pissing on meats fireworks lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Meats gone to meet his maker, well done Bailiffs!

well there was a lot of people in the post office, but i didn't meet anyone.
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
when they made lou they broke the mould
(then bunt the plans and vowed never to speak of such a hideous thing again)
Unknown User
well looks like he's made the count out..................but he's looking groggy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or is he??? confused
this could be the old rope a dope trick..................reeling his opponent into a false sense of victory ........
looks like the fight is back on :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
when they made lou they broke the mould
(then bunt the plans and vowed never to speak of such a hideous thing again)

if god could have seen how you turned out when he made man..................he wouldnt of bothered
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Dont worry Bailiffs, it'll be a walk over, old Meats so stupid that if he got locked in Asda, he'd starve to death
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
when they made lou they broke the mould
(then bunt the plans and vowed never to speak of such a hideous thing again)

if god could have seen how you turned out when he made man..................he wouldnt of bothered
and if he'd seen you he'd have topped himself
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
when they made lou they broke the mould
(then bunt the plans and vowed never to speak of such a hideous thing again)

if god could have seen how you turned out when he made man..................he wouldnt of bothered
and if he'd seen you he'd have topped himself
well hyperthetically he woudnt of seen me if he would of seen you after all you are a weeny bit older than me not than you can tell............................. oh and do you always look like that or are you chewing on a wasp?
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
when they made lou they broke the mould
(then bunt the plans and vowed never to speak of such a hideous thing again)

if god could have seen how you turned out when he made man..................he wouldnt of bothered
and if he'd seen you he'd have topped himself
well hyperthetically he woudnt of seen me if he would of seen you after all you are a weeny bit older than me not than you can tell............................. oh and do you always look like that or are you chewing on a wasp?
if flew in to hide afer seeing your mug
johneboy
Orgasminator
c/mon lou, give him a right to the head

that should sort him out :thumbup: