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Dino
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Quote by wolvie_dude
Q. What does the man city fan do when his team wins the european cup?
A. Turns off the playstation and goes to bed.
how many man u fans does it take to change a light bulb?
one to change the bulb,
and 58`000 to sing about how great the last one was flipa
Happy__Cat
Sex God
What has Old Trafford at and Wormwood Scrubs got in common?
They're both full of cockneys trying to get out!
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Quote by Dino.
how many man u fans does it take to change a light bulb?
one to change the bulb,
and 58`000 to sing about how great the last one was flipa

Good un lol Man U are as shite as City :lol: :lol: :flipa: :lol: :lol:
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sorry debs just like to say i dont take the piss out of no one i just tell the truth biggrin
Dino
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
What has Old Trafford at and Wormwood Scrubs got in common?
They're both full of cockneys trying to get out!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
markz
Sex God
whats wrong with cockneys mr flat cap whippet racer biggrin
davej
Sex God
Quote by niceguy27
debbiewebs i need to say if the brains are as good as the packaging then you could run mensa

what the fuck are you on about nice, she couldn't run round the block without getting lost.
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Some good football chant piss takes -
“Hello Sailor, Hello Sailor!”
Leeds to Brighton when substitute makes appearance
“You only sing when you're rimming!”
Leeds vs Brighton
“It's long,
It's thick,
It's bigger than his dick,
Dudek's nose, Dudek's nose!”
To Liverpool keeper Jerzy Dudek
“Spit in a minute,
He’s gonna spit in a minute”
Sung by Blackburn fans to El Hadji Diouf away at Bolton
Leeds fans to blues fans
“Where's ya Savage gone, where's ya Savage gone”
To which Birmingham replied
“Where's ya money gone, where's ya money gone”
“Elvis, give us a song, Elvis, Elvis, give us a song”
Liverpool fans after Elvis Hammond came on for Fulham at Anfield
“Carefree, wherever you may be.
Chelsea ain't got no history.
Lampard's fat
And the rest are queer
And you ain't won the league in 50 
Arsenal drowning out Chelsea's only song.
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson. :mrgreen:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by davej
debbiewebs i need to say if the brains are as good as the packaging then you could run mensa

what the fuck are you on about nice, she couldn't run round the block without getting lost.
with that rack she couldn't run to the end of the drive rotflmao
Unknown User
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by bailiffs
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

I hope that was a piss take lou otherwise meaty will be needing a larger hat :hunk:
Unknown User
Quote by johneboy
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

I hope that was a piss take lou otherwise meaty will be needing a larger hat :hunk:
this is the piss taking thread is it not? lol
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by bailiffs
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

I hope that was a piss take lou otherwise meaty will be needing a larger hat :hunk:
this is the piss taking thread is it not? lol
:doh:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

i'm withdrawing my compliment on you avatar you haggared old witch

:kissmyarse: flipa
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

i'm withdrawing my compliment on you avatar you haggared old witch

:kissmyarse: flipa
id rather be a witch than a rather haggered, ugly vicar :flipa: :thrilled:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

i'm withdrawing my compliment on you avatar you haggared old witch

:kissmyarse: flipa
id rather be a witch than a rather haggered, ugly vicar :flipa: :thrilled:
Oi, pointy face, i think you meant weathered & rugged
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

i'm withdrawing my compliment on you avatar you haggared old witch

:kissmyarse: flipa
id rather be a witch than a rather haggered, ugly vicar :flipa: :thrilled:
Oi, pointy face, i think you meant weathered & rugged
what ever it is u look awful for it!! plastic surgery preforms miricles now adays hun!pmsl
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

i'm withdrawing my compliment on you avatar you haggared old witch

:kissmyarse: flipa
id rather be a witch than a rather haggered, ugly vicar :flipa: :thrilled:
Oi, pointy face, i think you meant weathered & rugged
what ever it is u look awful for it!! plastic surgery preforms miricles now adays hun!pmsl
well you'd better hope you win the lottery
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by x-man0223
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
if he is gorgeous then i am the pope
hello slaphead, where the fuck you been hiding all week?
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

i'm withdrawing my compliment on you avatar you haggared old witch

:kissmyarse: flipa
id rather be a witch than a rather haggered, ugly vicar :flipa: :thrilled:
Oi, pointy face, i think you meant weathered & rugged
what ever it is u look awful for it!! plastic surgery preforms miricles now adays hun!pmsl
well you'd better hope you win the lottery
i would rather spend a romantic night with you bursting and creaming your blister face than winning the lottery wink
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
good idea cos if you won the lottery, Camelot would insist on no publicity
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by x-man0223
meat2pleaseu........................................................ur gorgeous!

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
if he is gorgeous then i am the pope
hello slaphead, where the fuck you been hiding all week?
my soon to be ex job was taking the piss with the amount of hours and i went dubble clubbing at the weekend and spent yesterday sleeping and today i called in sick(what they gonna do if they catch me fire me)
your bestest mate supervisior keeping his gob shut now rotflmao
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
good idea cos if you won the lottery, Camelot would insist on no publicity

:shock: lol I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oi, pointy face, i think you meant weathered & rugged

more like withered and buggered rotflmao
or is that rugged, as in 'a wearer of rugs'? smile
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
good idea cos if you won the lottery, Camelot would insist on no publicity

:shock: lol I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse
im suprised, i hear theres enough room to park a bus
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
good idea cos if you won the lottery, Camelot would insist on no publicity

:shock: lol I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse
im suprised, i hear theres enough room to park a bus
They should have slapped your mother when YOU were born ! You've got a face only a mother could love ! I see nature does make mistakes !
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by johneboy

Oi, pointy face, i think you meant weathered & rugged

more like withered and buggered rotflmao
or is that rugged, as in 'a wearer of rugs'? smile
you got a big mouth for someone with no cock, spring boy
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by bailiffs
good idea cos if you won the lottery, Camelot would insist on no publicity

:shock: lol I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse
im suprised, i hear theres enough room to park a bus
They should have slapped your mother when YOU were born ! You've got a face only a mother could love ! I see nature does make mistakes !
you are the missing link, too bad you're not still missing
Unknown User
I see the facelift didn't work then . . . .
When are they going to finish your nose job ?