The please "highjack" thread...

15 Oct 2005

Bugger bugger bugger where is my highjacking friend tonight dunno

16 Oct 2005

Whatever happened to real hijacks? *sigh* Hijacks just aren't what they used to be!

16 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
What's in it for me if I do? :twisted:
T-J

:shock: :shock: :shock:

16 Oct 2005

ok, relax everybody, the hijack king is here, now where is my hijack queen????
:twisted:

16 Oct 2005

i would have applied for rear of the year, but as it is, i'm a big enough ass.... :shock:

16 Oct 2005

:shock: it wasnt me, honest guv, i was elsewhere, honest, i have a witness...belive me...i didnt do it...
did i????? :twisted:

16 Oct 2005

high-jack
just wanted to share our photo marcuso took at the youkshire munch and to say thank you to him kiss

16 Oct 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
high-jack
just wanted to share our photo marcuso took at the youkshire munch and to say thank you to him

great pic, and so much better that the one on crimewatch :shock: biggrin

16 Oct 2005

How exactly how do you shave your balls dunno

Who has the biggest cock :dunno:
Why do I feel the need to flash my tits when I've been drinking :dunno:

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
How exactly how do you shave your balls
Who has the biggest cock :dunno:
Why do I feel the need to flash my tits when I've been drinking :dunno:

in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work

16 Oct 2005

Quote by teppic
high-jack
just wanted to share our photo marcuso took at the youkshire munch and to say thank you to him

great pic, and so much better that the one on crimewatch :shock: biggrin

thanks teppic :kiss:

16 Oct 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
mmmmmmmmm teppic bring that nipple here right now
at once

voddy, you know you can have the nipple anytime, but it is now on a timeshare, you know who you need to co-ordinate with :twisted: , or the pair of you can have it at the same time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

16 Oct 2005

Quote by teppic
in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work

Thank you

Now can you tell me why I have several odd socks and what has happened to the other ones dunno

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work

Thank you

Now can you tell me why I have several odd socks and what has happened to the other ones dunno

the washer eats them :dunno:

16 Oct 2005

Voddy ummm we need a rota set up lol.......ummmm tasty nipple cant stop looking at it tep wink

16 Oct 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work

Thank you

Now can you tell me why I have several odd socks and what has happened to the other ones dunno

the washer eats them :dunno:
Washers cant eat socks !!! it's the sock trolls
Bit like the washing up fairy but not as helpfull

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work

Thank you

Now can you tell me why I have several odd socks and what has happened to the other ones dunno

It's the sock gnomes. They come at night whilst you're asleep and steal your socks. :uhoh:

16 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work

Thank you

Now can you tell me why I have several odd socks and what has happened to the other ones dunno

It's the sock gnomes. They come at night whilst you're asleep and steal your socks. :uhoh:
but i wash in the day not night so how come i dont see the gnome :D

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Chimone
Can I hi_jack this thread
Hi Peeps, I'm new here and need some tips.

Tips........ PG tips???
Don't eat yellow snow! :P lol

16 Oct 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work

Thank you

Now can you tell me why I have several odd socks and what has happened to the other ones dunno

It's the sock gnomes. They come at night whilst you're asleep and steal your socks. :uhoh:
but i wash in the day not night so how come i dont see the gnome :D
That's because they raid your sock drawers. Crafty little things they are. One can only imagine the things they've seen :shock:

16 Oct 2005

Ummmm :shock: im locking my middle draw now.....dont want just anyone looking in there......might be why none of my socks have gone missing lately lol wink

16 Oct 2005

consider your add hijacked by the 1 and only leprechaun

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Chimone
Can I hi_jack this thread
Hi Peeps, I'm new here and need some tips.

Hi Peep
DEP's top tips this Sunday are:
1. Weekend breaks in Baghdad aren't a good idea just now.
2. Don't use Fiery Jack for sensual massages
3. The next Harry Potter book will be even longer than the last ....unfortunately.
But my very favourite tip is a former open cast coal mine just outside Barnsley.
Hope that helps :grin:

16 Oct 2005

Voddy im sure we can come to an arrangement :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 Oct 2005

voddy and gmah...together, giving my nipple a good time.....
whats wrong with the rest of me ??????? :shock: confused

:? :? :? :?

20 Oct 2005

Nothing honey but i know how much u like it.. :twisted: wink

...oh r we flirting again quick back on msn honey lol bolt