Ok, so still skiving - 'my youngest has mumps' I know I know I will never get to heaven, when I receive a call that the plumber is on his way round.
Having nipped into town today to buy a holiday book (ecstatic I am :happy: ) I am lounging on my bed reading it hoping idly for a bit of eye candy and waiting for the knock.....
he's been, and there was no eye candy and the bathroom is bolloxed.
Why do I never get hunks to come and fix me pipes?
Cathy x
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Ok, so still skiving - 'my youngest has mumps' I know I know I will never get to heaven, when I receive a call that the plumber is on his way round.
Having nipped into town today to buy a holiday book (ecstatic I am :happy: ) I am lounging on my bed reading it hoping idly for a bit of eye candy and waiting for the knock.....
he's been, and there was no eye candy and the bathroom is bolloxed.
Why do I never get hunks to come and fix me pipes?
Cathy x
At least you can get a plumber
Proud owner of a 3yr old dishwasher that's never been used cos it's not plumbed in!! Independat I may be but good at jobs like that - No way!
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Why do I never get hunks to come and fix me pipes?
Cathy x
You never asked me so what do you expect :!:
Next time your pipes need attending to don't call dynorod, call this rod, ok?
Cathy...Be careful you don't give him a "rainbow" though, his tongue swells up when he tastes his own cum... :wink:
Never encountered this 'swelling' effect before but will keep a close watch on that in future :twisted:
Cathy x
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Ok, so still skiving - 'my youngest has mumps' I know I know I will never get to heaven, when I receive a call that the plumber is on his way round.
Having nipped into town today to buy a holiday book (ecstatic I am :happy: ) I am lounging on my bed reading it hoping idly for a bit of eye candy and waiting for the knock.....
he's been, and there was no eye candy and the bathroom is bolloxed.
Why do I never get hunks to come and fix me pipes?
Cathy x
At least you can get a plumber
Proud owner of a 3yr old dishwasher that's never been used cos it's not plumbed in!! Independat I may be but good at jobs like that - No way!
Well I had been waiting a while lil_bunny! Take ages eh? Managed to put my dishwasher in myself (only cos Dad was on holiday) but have to say all the bits were in the right places first, it just needed hooking up.
Now .......
the builder is coming tomorrow :happy: Fingers crossed!
Cathy x
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So come on who wants a plumber ? normal rates apply tho ! specialist in washing machines,dishwashers......an jaccuzis ! .......
Me but I can't afford to pay you
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: 
Master of Sex
Quote by manofmuchfun
So come on who wants a plumber ? normal rates apply tho ! specialist in washing machines,dishwashers......an jaccuzis ! .......
There's such a thing as a normal rate for a plumber??? They've always seemed pretty much abnormal to me ;)
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Ok, so what's a "rainbow"?
A Rainbow Kiss.
Well...It's when you kiss a person who has just fellated you to full effect and you get some of your own sperm back during the kiss; but don't ask me why it's called "A Rainbow Kiss". I did ask once on the Forum but the replies were not forthcoming...
Think you might find that this is called a snowball, a rainbow kiss is when a man kisses a woman after oral sex when its her time of the month :shock: :crazy:
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Ok, so what's a "rainbow"?
A Rainbow Kiss.
Well...It's when you kiss a person who has just fellated you to full effect and you get some of your own sperm back during the kiss; but don't ask me why it's called "A Rainbow Kiss". I did ask once on the Forum but the replies were not forthcoming...
Think you might find that this is called a snowball, a rainbow kiss is when a man kisses a woman after oral sex when its her time of the month :shock: :crazy:
Did think of snowball Lilac but had only heard that phrase used when it's two girls sharing so wasn't sure
Cathy x
Sexlightened
hello hunk,s arent all ways the bestmy plumber was just an ordinary guy , but his tools where big enough and up 4 it so dont judge abook by its cover lvu
Sex God
Quote by manofmuchfun
So come on who wants a plumber ? normal rates apply tho ! specialist in washing machines,dishwashers......an jaccuzis ! .......
Me but I can't afford to pay you
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:mmmm we could work something?............how about.....I pay my petrol....an pay you to fit it ?.........joking............what could be for dinner ?
You were beaten to it - take a look at this http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/40374.html
Thanks again Marcuso
Orgasminator
Do you mean this thread Cathy?!!!
Orgasminator
I'm no plumber but if you ever get your toe stuck in the bath tap........???
Sex God
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Ok, so what's a "rainbow"?
A Rainbow Kiss.
Well...It's when you kiss a person who has just fellated you to full effect and you get some of your own sperm back during the kiss; but don't ask me why it's called "A Rainbow Kiss". I did ask once on the Forum but the replies were not forthcoming...
It's a rainbow kiss 'cos if the guy who's just finished the "full effect" and is now kissing isn't expecting to receive back what he's just given, his face could go through all the colours of the rainbow.
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Ok, so still skiving - 'my youngest has mumps' I know I know I will never get to heaven, when I receive a call that the plumber is on his way round.
Having nipped into town today to buy a holiday book (ecstatic I am :happy: ) I am lounging on my bed reading it hoping idly for a bit of eye candy and waiting for the knock.....
he's been, and there was no eye candy and the bathroom is bolloxed.
Why do I never get hunks to come and fix me pipes?
Cathy x
You just let me know Red .. I'll soon pop round and have your u-bend fixed in a jiffy ;)
In my younger days whilst working for a certain entertainments company, I was in and out of houses all day long..and yes I did enjoy the odd horny female..and one or two were dare I say considerably older than me..grateful even..lol
So either you didn't give off the right signals or the plumber wasn't much cop..lol
Although from a tradesmans point of view...I was scared at times by the front of some females..
Nowadays its me doing the chasing..ahh I have an idea..I'l phone up several companies and see if they can send round a female engineer whats the chances..lol
So either you didn't give off the right signals or the plumber wasn't much cop..lol
Although from a tradesmans point of view...I was scared at times by the front of some females..
Nowadays its me doing the chasing..ahh I have an idea..I'l phone up several companies and see if they can send round a female engineer whats the chances..lol
Orgasminator
Quote by miniskirt
I'll just had a hulk of a delivery driver come to my house with a parcel
Don't you mean "hunk" or was a 7ft tall and green with no shirt & very small but still fitting trousers?!!!
