1. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the Sun every year.
2. How long is a minute? = It depends on which side of the toilet door you are on.
3. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.
4. Happiness comes through doors you did not know you left open.
5. People who are late are often jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
6. Most of us to go the Grave with our music still inside of us.
7. If ASDA lower thier prices every day, how come nothing is free yet ?.
8. You may be only one person in the World, but you may be all the World to one person.
9. Some mistakes are to much fun to only make once .
10. Do not cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
11. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
12. Have a Great day, and know that someone who thinks you are great has thought about you today.
Smile you know it's easy.
Fred
and I can see the bastards will not grind you down :cheers: :thumbup: