The Practicality of Anal Sex

20 Sep 2005

Quote by lusty_modesty
Is it just me or the world has become more broadminded of anal sex within the heterosexual community. My only problem about fully accepting anal sex as the norm is that I canâ€™t help thinking what couples do about the one big question â€“ the stinking shit.
Porno with anal sex is fantastic to watch (makes you want to try it too) but these are professional â€˜enema jobâ€™ that itâ€™s good enough for them to do an ATM (ass to mouth). So if a couple is planning to try out anal sex, do you get the enema done first (how much does it cost?) or is there a home kit (an anal douche) that is equally effective.
A male colleague did tell me anal sex could be better simply because itâ€™s a â€˜tighter fuckâ€™â€¦obviously for a man. I also remember reading about a guide to anal sex on the internet and basically the web mistress advised that if you donâ€™t do shit (shit shy), anal sex is not for you. Still I canâ€™t help but wonder about gay sex as in gay man picking up another gay man in a raunchy gay bar where Iâ€™m left to assume that these horny studs arenâ€™t necessarily put off by the shit question or are they?
Oh I forgot that they are straight men who like to get their ass fucked with a strap on dildo from their partner. So straight men might need anema job too?

You seem like a well informed, sexually mature individual and I am sure you will discover the answers to all of your questions rolleyes

one day.

20 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Not sure what they do in porn films but ATM is not something that any doctor would recommend for the simple reason that washing does not remove bacteria. However, if you wanted to make a home enema kit, you need to get a hot water bottle, a length of semi flexible plastic tubing, an enema nozzle and some good glue.

What like this?

Too much trouble......
Just unscrew the shower head and bobs your uncle (or so to speak) lol

20 Sep 2005

We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. rolleyes

Are we doing something wrong? confused

20 Sep 2005

Quote by novice1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

Try taking your big pants off!
wink

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

Try taking your big pants off!
wink

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Doesn't work! flipa

:flipa:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

Try taking your big pants off!
wink

LOL! I love this crowd.

20 Sep 2005

Quote by novice1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

keep trying it will

20 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

keep trying it will
Been trying for the last 29 years! :shock:
How long does it take? :wink:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by novice1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

keep trying it will
Been trying for the last 29 years! :shock:
How long does it take? :wink:
find a guy with a smaller cock?

20 Sep 2005

And I thought lube was invented for moments like this :shock: :P
Must be true that people only use it for their hair then :P

20 Sep 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Too much trouble......
Just unscrew the shower head and bobs your uncle (or so to speak)

I know you mean it as a joke but in case someone reading this takes it seriously... DO NOT USE shower anally. The pressure is unstable and dangerous. It can rip your guts off. :!:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Tania

Too much trouble......
Just unscrew the shower head and bobs your uncle (or so to speak)

I know you mean it as a joke but in case someone reading this takes it seriously... DO NOT USE shower anally. The pressure is unstable and dangerous. It can rip your guts off. :!:

Bugger!!!!
I wish you'd posted that a bit sooner.
Anyone got any idea where these bits go?

21 Sep 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: oh, so gross. But funny! biggrin

21 Sep 2005

Eeeuuugggghhhhh confused

Nasty pic, so nasty I couldn't bear to quote it again!!!
That's put me off my bacon butty. :cry:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl

Too much trouble......
Just unscrew the shower head and bobs your uncle (or so to speak)

I know you mean it as a joke but in case someone reading this takes it seriously... DO NOT USE shower anally. The pressure is unstable and dangerous. It can rip your guts off. :!:

Bugger!!!!
I wish you'd posted that a bit sooner.
Anyone got any idea where these bits go?
isnt that one of the "extra's" off casulty????

21 Sep 2005

Quote by novice1
We've tried it loads of times.
And to be blunt, it just don't fit. Are we doing something wrong?

keep trying it will
Been trying for the last 29 years! :shock:
How long does it take? :wink:
Personally Novice, I find that a good play, loads a lube and me in control of the pushing helps. I find it much better to push back on him that him push into me. That way I control the pain. Just a tip, but try squeezing your muscles and pushing (like you would to shit), and when you relax again, he will slip in if there is enough lube.
Hope this helps, pm me if you want.

21 Sep 2005

I've tried it a few times and there isnt really any mess to mention.
However one guy wanted to wash me out with a turkey baster and a squirt of fairy !!
blink

:scared:
I'm never eating turkey at his house again !
P.P xxxx

21 Sep 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl

Too much trouble......
Just unscrew the shower head and bobs your uncle (or so to speak)

I know you mean it as a joke but in case someone reading this takes it seriously... DO NOT USE shower anally. The pressure is unstable and dangerous. It can rip your guts off. :!:

Bugger!!!!
I wish you'd posted that a bit sooner.
Anyone got any idea where these bits go?
thats minging :shock:
funny but bloody minging :lol:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by icklesausage
I really love anal sex a lot maybe too much because i do tend to use some rather big toys up there and maaaaaaaan its good. But I just wonder if its gonna do any long term damage? I dont want to stop but theres such conflicting information out there sometimes it only confuses the issue more.

You can get a prolapsed rectum and end up with bits sticking out of your hole. You can become incontinent. You can get hemorrhoids. What is worse though is that you will burn in hell eternally! :twisted:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by icklesausage
I really love anal sex a lot maybe too much because i do tend to use some rather big toys up there and maaaaaaaan its good. But I just wonder if its gonna do any long term damage? I dont want to stop but theres such conflicting information out there sometimes it only confuses the issue more.

As anal virgin, I'm not much of a help but I did watch a documentary on on telly about anal sex in the porn industry. With excessive anal sex, the anal will gradually lose its 'elasticity' as was the term used. So this anal pornstar got hers fixed (can't remember how but it must have been some expensive surgery) but she couldn't go back to work for a month or so. Then there was an enterprising Chinese man who thought he had come up with a solution with a brieftcase of his special anal training tools; supposedly cheaper alternative to the surgery.

21 Sep 2005

Ex girlfriend loved anal with me, had hated it before cos it hurt so bad. So you were probably correct when you say find a smaller cock ;)
(well that posts just blown any chance I might have had rolleyes

)

21 Sep 2005

There has to be at least one anorak on here and looks like I'm it!
Anal sex between consenting adults in private is perfectly legal. Otherwise gay sex would be a criminal offence!!
Happy bumming!!!

21 Sep 2005

Quote by couple4funlondon
Otherwise gay sex would be a criminal offence!!
Happy bumming!!!

Yes and we all know what happened to poor old Oscar Wilde..... wink

21 Sep 2005

the way we did it was I had a hard on like steel with a vain like a kettle lead running down it ..god it hurt a little black will do it for me (smoke that is)..she backed onto me she wanted it...that's the secret she has to want it .... well lubed up and gliding rather than pushing ......it took some time but well worth it especially if you can remain still while she works it ......you can stimulate her clit with a vibrator as well

30 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
of course (please feel free to correct me here) it is illegal still.......and still going by the victorian name of "buggery" as mentioned unless new laws have been enacted recently,,,

Anal sex is not illegal unless the recipient is a) under 16 b) says ouch (well, 'no' actually) and then it most definitely is - it then becomes (man per anus or vagina, woman when aiding and abetting man to do so)
So, in the pricay of your bed, pucker up and penetrate!
Blue's Quick Guide to Anal Sex in UK Law
Consenting anal sex between men was decriminalised for males 21 and over in the Sexual Offences Act 1967. However, they forgot that heteros do it too, and thus it remained illegal until a re-vamp of the laws pertaining to sex in 1994. The Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 decriminalised anal sex between men and women provided parties were 18 or over. This Act also reduced the gay male age of consent to 18. This Act, though a breakthrough, was somewhat confusing as buggery remained an offence , despite the fact that the definition of was broadened to also include anal . The Sexual Offences Act 2000 reduced the age of consent for gay men and heterosexuals wishing to engage in anal sex to 16, in line with other forms of sexual activity in the UK. However, the old buggery law (now meaningless) was only repealed with the introduction of the Sexual Offences Act 2003. This Act re-defined a number of sexual offences, including to include non consenting oral as well as anal and vaginal penetration, and introduced some new ones, e.g. S2 - assault by penetration ..... read the whole thing here......
I think, though, that heterosexual anal sex is still illegal in Northern Ireland. You always need to check whether laws apply to all of the UK.
Does anyone know a good specialist lawyer?
boro xx

30 Nov 2005

I myself have done anal many many times redface

and have never had this problem at all, i have also used toys on guys bums and they have always come out clean.
Fudge packing strap-ons with heterosexuals, I think not - oooh-er missus!!
Simple guide for messing about with my fudge factory:
1 pair of sneaky slippers bolt

2 years covert training duel

3 strong ninjas (for later) :kick:
4 baseball bats poke

5 people fighting - if I come round :taz:
And a pervert in a pear tree!! :bounce:

30 Nov 2005

What a entertaining Thread lol

30 Nov 2005

I agree with the "push like you're pooing" and use plenty of lube, but i'd add that you might want to pause once it's in then the lady can "get comfy" before you start humpin', and definitely take everything at her pace...