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Mental image of Kaz walking wobbly legged around her supermarkets veg section lol
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its the buy 2 get one free that I like smile Not keen on the bogof ones lol
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you mean you shop lift? Does the bogof still count then?
mancunian
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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Hmmm a juicy fruit bowl.
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OMG!
Just returned from the local supermarket and found myself having erotic fantasies in the fruit section.

Did you buy some kumquats :giggle:
No but I did buy some large kiwis. The thoughts going through my mind. Had to use the selfserve checkout as I couldn't look the woman on the till in the eyes.
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Quote by mancunian
Hmmm a juicy fruit bowl.
in edit
OMG!
Just returned from the local supermarket and found myself having erotic fantasies in the fruit section.

Did you buy some kumquats :giggle:
No but I did buy some large kiwis. The thoughts going through my mind. Had to use the selfserve checkout as I couldn't look the woman on the till in the eyes.
I'll never look at a kiwi in the same way again! :shock:
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Quote by Kaznkev
ohh but the little seeds would get everywhere.

An incentive for someone to try really hard to get them all out :rascal:
mancunian
Sex God
Time for some searching fingers.
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Do you have a 6" tongue (and can breathe through your ears)? :twisted:
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Would Kev mind?
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I am guessing he wouldn't if he could watch smile
Theladyisaminx
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It that beacause your a man, and know these things?
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Men know these things lol
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Even when they don't really know anything lol
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Thats just what we like to give the impression of, it keeps us from getting bothered
Unknown User
And ensures you make the most of every opportunity?
Unknown User
young dumb and full of cum, two out of three aint bad lol
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Well I am not young Kaz smile
Unknown User
The wisdom to know what you want, and to seize the opportunity to get it while you can! :giggle:
Unknown User
And the accumulated wealth so you can afford the drugs so your body doesn't let you down lol
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Do wealth and drugs together cancel out charisma and desirability?
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:cry:
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just put your lips around this tube and blow, you know how to blow don'tcha?
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A damien? rofl
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I have a degree from the Open University, but I've no idea if it's a Damien (unlikely) or a Richard (almost certainly). It took me 10 years on and off to get it though. And I paid for it.
In sweat! lol
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A damien in? A richard in? I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
mancunian
Sex God
Take your lappy to bed to watch cams do you?
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Does her lappy have a web can?
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And thats quite a tool box smile
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Sort of Strap on tools! lol
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extensions? what would you use those for?